Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue: Difference between revisions

"Blew" is an old spelling of "blue". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. ''Viola sororia'' and ''Viola odorata'' are the bluest violets; red roses are hybrid teas of the genus ''Rosa''.

 

 

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== [[Comic Books]] ==

{{quote|Roses are red

== [[Fan Fiction]] ==

{{quote|roses r red

nd hey u natsy slut i fucin luv u|''[[Naruto Veangance Revelaitons]]''}}

 

{{quote|Roses are red

Violets are blue

Then I am too|'''[[Voltaire (band)|Voltaire]]''', "The Chosen"}}

 

Daisies are yellow

''(she's briefly interrupted)''

[[Lovable Nerd|A nerdy young fellow]].|'''Fuchsia''', ''[[Sinfest]]'' [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3177 2009-05-18: Love Poetry]}}

 

{{quote|Roses are red

Violets are blue

[[Memetic Mutation|Badger badger mushroom]]|[http://www.bash.org/?218315 bash.org]}}

 

{{quote|Roses are red,

Violets; they're blue,

Doo dee doo dee doo.|'''Jimmy Stewart (supposedly)''', ''[[How It Should Have Ended]]: [[It's a Wonderful Life|Its a Wonderful Life]]''}}

 

[[Memetic Mutation|find ~ -name base -exec chown -R you {} \;]]|'''Chaos Computer Club'''}}

 

In piles of excrement|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''', reviewing ''Saint's Row 2''}}

 

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''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|But enough talk, have at you!]]'''|'''[[Image Board|Anonymous]]'''}}

 

[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/13927/25305360/1/#25327044\] }}

 

''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818 Dance of the Manwhore]'' }}

 

''[http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/famous-love-poem-drafts/ I-Mockery.com]'' }}

 

''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}

 

''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}

 

''[[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?|WTFIWWY Ep. 28]]'' }}

 

== [[Western Animation]] ==

But ah, what the heck: it's ''hard'' to rhyme "violet".|'''Dot Warner''', ''[[Animaniacs]]''}}

 

If I had your face, I'd be in a zoo.|'''Roy Rooster''', ''[[Garfield and Friends]]''}}

 

I have to go to the bathroom|'''Patrick Star''', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}

 

''[belches]'' THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!|'''Heffer Wolfe''', ''[[Rocko's Modern Life]]''}}

 

Please bring me some food|'''Heinz Doofenshmirtz''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}

 

It's time for Poet's Corner!|'''Intro to the poetry segment of''' ''[[Cartoon Planet]]''}}

 

[[Incredibly Lame Pun|They'd call it P.U.]]|[[Looney Tunes]], "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)}}

 

But you sure sCENSORED!|Telegram delivered by [[Bugs Bunny]], "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face. The final word is of course, STINK!)}}

 

I was too mean.|'''Hans''', ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]''}}

 

''(face into typewriter)''|'''Mr. Morton''', ''[[Schoolhouse Rock]]''}}

 

and so are you|'''The Populars''', ''[[Ka Blam!]]''}}

 

I loved my Breezie.|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', in his love letter/poem parody to Breezie, ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''}}

 

''[cue [[Big No]]]''|'''[[Danny Phantom]]'''}}

 

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