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Violets are blue,
You're really hot,
Let's fuck.
{{quote|Roses be red,
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Everyone's packing,
So I'll pack my nickel bag,
Gonna get my peace on and offer yas a drag.
|'''Monique''', ''Sinfest'' [http://sinfest.net/view.php?date=2000-02-02 February 2, 2000: Beat Poet 2] }}
{{quote|Roses are red▼
Daisies are yellow▼
[[Single Woman Seeks Good Man|I am in]] [[Love Redeems|love with]]▼
[[Lovable Nerd|A nerdy young fellow]].
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are violet.
Here's the Zorgon spies,
[[Your Mom|Yo momma's a harlot]].
{{quote|Roses are red
I give them to mom
She makes me cookies
[[Painful Rhyme|Nommy nom noms]]
|'''Cinna the Poet''', ''[[Hark! A Vagrant]]'' ([http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id{{=}}307 #307])}}
{{quote|You need a poem? Fine!
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I'm sorry I hurt you
I'm a horse's ass.
If you need a haiku, just remember "peace-shattering moron" is six syllables.
|'''Fred Macintire (advising Lisa)''', ''[[Something Positive]]''}}
▲{{quote|Roses are red
▲Daisies are yellow
▲''(she's briefly interrupted)''
▲[[Single Woman Seeks Good Man|I am in]] [[Love Redeems|love with]]
▲[[Lovable Nerd|A nerdy young fellow]].|'''Fuchsia''', ''[[Sinfest]]'' [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3177 2009-05-18: Love Poetry]}}
== [[Web Original]] ==
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Violets are blue
One day we'll cruise
Down Blood Gulch Avenue
|First verse of the [[Red vs. Blue]] theme}}
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
[[Refuge in Vulgarity|I'll fuck you with a rake]]|[http://bash.org/?166956 bash.org]}}
{{quote|Roses are red
Violets are blue
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{{quote|[[UNIX|roses = '#ff0000';]]
[[UNIX|violets = '#0000ff';]]
[[Memetic Mutation|find ~ -name base -exec chown -R you {} \;]]
|'''Chaos Computer Club'''}}
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your house is covered
In piles of excrement
|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''', reviewing ''Saint's Row 2''}}
{{quote| Roses are {{color|#ff0000|<nowiki>#FF0000</nowiki>}}
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[[Memetic Mutation|All my base]]
[[Zero Wing|Are belong to you]]
|[http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/724a/ ThinkGeek] }}
{{quote|Roses are red
The Crisseagrim's blue
[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|You're a miserable pile of secrets]]
''[[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|But enough talk, have at you!]]''
|'''[[Image Board|Anonymous]]'''}}
{{quote| Roses are red.
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[[My Name Is Inigo Montoya|My name is]] [[Evil Dead|Ash, housewares]]. [[More Dakka|*chk chk*]]
[[Prepare to Die]]!
|[http://forum.fanfiction.net/topic/13927/25305360/1/#25327044\] }}
{{quote| Roses are red,
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[[Erotic Eating|I must eat yoghurt]]
[[Erotic Eating|Off of you]].
|''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818 Dance of the Manwhore]'' }}
{{quote| Roses are scarlet,
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is...
Goddammit.
|''[http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/famous-love-poem-drafts/ I-Mockery.com]'' }}
{{quote| Roses are red,
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I am [[Paini's Cupcake]],
[[I'm a Humanitarian|I will eat you]].
|''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}
{{quote| Roses are red,
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[[Fist of the North Star|Omae wa mou]],
[[You Are Already Dead|Shindeiru]].
|''[[YouTube]] comments'' }}
{{quote| Roses are red,
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People are idiots,
The end.
|''[[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?|WTFIWWY Ep. 28]]'' }}
== [[Western Animation]] ==
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And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But ah, what the heck: it's ''hard'' to rhyme "violet".
|'''Dot Warner''', ''[[Animaniacs]]''}}
{{quote|Roses are red, violets are blue,
If I had your face, I'd be in a zoo.
|'''Roy Rooster''', ''[[Garfield and Friends]]''}}
{{quote|Roses are blue
Violets are red
I have to go to the bathroom
|'''Patrick Star''', ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
''[belches]'' THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!
|'''Heffer Wolfe''', ''[[Rocko's Modern Life]]''}}
{{quote|The movies are gray
The TV is black
The horses are running
Please bring me some food
|'''Heinz Doofenshmirtz''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}
{{quote|Roses R Red
Roses R Blue
It's time for Poet's Corner!
|'''Intro to the poetry segment of''' ''[[Cartoon Planet]]''}}
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are blue
If skunks had a college,
[[Incredibly Lame Pun|They'd call it P.U.]]
|''[[Looney Tunes]]'', "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)}}
{{quote|Roses are red,
Violets are pink,
Flowers smell good,
But you sure sCENSORED!
{{quote|Roses are red,
Posies are green,
Sorry about [[Noodle Incident|Denmark]],
I was too mean.
|'''Hans''', ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]''}}
{{quote|Roses are red,
But Morton is blue.
Boo hoo hoo hoo
''(face into typewriter)''
|'''Mr. Morton''', ''[[Schoolhouse Rock]]''}}
{{quote|Roses are red,
violets are blue,
turtles are geeks,
and so are you
|'''The Populars''', ''[[Ka Blam!]]''}}
{{quote|Robotnik is rotten,
Alfalfa is sneezy;
The minute I met her,
I loved my Breezie.
{{quote|Roses are red,
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Once these<ref> referring to the Ghost Writer's Quantum Keyboard</ref> fry, I'm guessing
this lame poem is... ''[destroys the keyboard, only to find that {{spoiler|the poem spell is still working}}]'' through?!
''[cue [[Big No]]]''
|'''[[Danny Phantom]]'''}}
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