Rule 34/Headscratchers: Difference between revisions

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** Well, to be perfectly frank, it WAS a bad 34 request. [[Memetic Sex God|Solid]] [[Even The Boys Want Him|Snake]] spends a LOT of time in cardboard boxes... sooooooooooo try harder next time dude!

* I ~~Think -- THINK -- i~~'ve thought of a un-34able thing - However, it'll only remain so as long as i don't describe the physical traits to anyone. Anyone know of a potential weakness in this crazy idea of mine...well, aside from the fact that it relies on noone but me knowing what this unknown thing is to keep it 34-proof? (God, writing that whole bit in a way that prevents other readers from determining if it's a object or person, if it is male or ~~female -- assuming~~ it is a ~~person -- and~~ so on was hard. It seems there's no way of describing something that takes up space in existance that is person/object neutral.)

* I Think—THINK—i've thought of a un-34able thing - However, it'll only remain so as long as i don't describe the physical traits to anyone. Anyone know of a potential weakness in this crazy idea of mine...well, aside from the fact that it relies on noone but me knowing what this unknown thing is to keep it 34-proof? (God, writing that whole bit in a way that prevents other readers from determining if it's a object or person, if it is male or female—assuming it is a person—and so on was hard. It seems there's no way of describing something that takes up space in existance that is person/object neutral.)

** schrodinger's cat. Whatever your idea is, it could exist, and the only way you can know for sure is by giving the description, putting it out there for rule 34 to be made of it...

** I have a story I'm working on, and the main character is an [[Animesque]] [[Bedsheet Ghost]]. He doesn't even have ''parts'', so I think I beat the system there! [[Tempting Fate|Then again...]]

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**** It's "All persons more than a mile high must leave the court."

***** Thank you so much for tearing a big ugly gash in the fabric of time and space.

****** Through which [[Eldritch Abomination~~|Eldritch Abominations~~]] enter. AKA 4chan.

****** Through which [[Eldritch Abomination]]s enter. AKA 4chan.

** There's no [[Shout-Out|Rule Four]] either; or, more correctly, [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|"Rule Number Four; There is ''NO'' Rule Number Four]].

*** Actually, there is no Rule Six. Rule Four, I believe, is "I had better not catch anyone not drinking in bed after lights out".

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** '''If it exists''', there is porn of it. None of those events have occurred in a clean context; thus, we cannot with any certainty expect it to exist with naughty bits.

*** If you say or think "There's no Rule 34 of X," then you must have a vague idea of what Rule 34 of X looks like. So, since Rule 34 is "if it exists, there is porn of it," then, by thinking about it, you created an example of Rule 34 within your mind. This validates the Rule because the Rule extends far beyond the Internet.

*** Rule 34 paper towels. Rule 34 ashtrays. Rule 34 oceans<ref>You've never seen a fic with two people having sex in the ocean? -Eds.</ref>, those two islands in the Bering Strait, keyboards, mice, watering cans, tomatoes, churches...

*** Rule 34 paper towels. Rule 34 ashtrays. Rule 34 oceans,<ref>You've never seen a fic with two people having sex in the ocean? -Eds.</ref> those two islands in the Bering Strait, keyboards, mice, watering cans, tomatoes, churches...

**** Mountain Dew and bologna sandwiches, ''continents''.

***** [http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-25/1238015722398.jpg Mountain Dew and a sandwich you say?]

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** This troper has begun to have a fetish for all the above things... just to spite you. No, seriously. The Victorian houses one is seriously turning me on, and it's WRONG. Soft, chipping plaster, horsehair insulation coming apart at the seams like the world's most perfect mattress, scratching at your skin... the beautiful ghosts who live in the attic and just go on brushing and brushing their hair all day... gahh.

*** As for the sandal-beating, I think that can be lumped either with footwear fetishes or sadomasochism. And John Travolta space cakes me me sooo horny.

*** Goddamn it, now I've got that houses thing too ... yargh. I think also it's important to realize that people don't KNOW they have fetishes until they experience them, either in reality or through fantasies. Somebody out there may have a latent floating cake fetish and not realize it until they happen to think of floating cakes. Although when you start getting ridiculously specific like that the odds do go down significantly. Lots of people have black stocking fetishes; does anyone have a fetish for black stockings purchased at Wal-Mart that have pink trim that if you squint at it kind of looks like Sanskrit and have a faint odor of cedar from the sachet in the sock drawer? Umm, well, probably ~~not -- anyone~~ turned on by that is probably actually turned on by one or more of the ''components'' of it. (Alright, somebody make the obvious "dur hur hur, that's my exact fetish" joke now, please.)

*** Goddamn it, now I've got that houses thing too ... yargh. I think also it's important to realize that people don't KNOW they have fetishes until they experience them, either in reality or through fantasies. Somebody out there may have a latent floating cake fetish and not realize it until they happen to think of floating cakes. Although when you start getting ridiculously specific like that the odds do go down significantly. Lots of people have black stocking fetishes; does anyone have a fetish for black stockings purchased at Wal-Mart that have pink trim that if you squint at it kind of looks like Sanskrit and have a faint odor of cedar from the sachet in the sock drawer? Umm, well, probably not—anyone turned on by that is probably actually turned on by one or more of the ''components'' of it. (Alright, somebody make the obvious "dur hur hur, that's my exact fetish" joke now, please.)

**** Sorry, black stockings with pink Sanskrit trim don't do it for me unless they're fresh out of the dryer. And bought at Target, for preference. As for the abandoned Victorian houses? I'm surprised I'm the only one who just likes the idea of somewhere nobody else goes where you can enjoy whatever you damn well please and nobody can see you.

** If Pro-Mole had a fetish on people who try to take jokes way too seriously, Pro-Mole'd be excited right now.

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* Isn't rule 34 an obvious manifestation of [[Freud Was Right|Freud being Right]]?

* Ok, for those of you who've seen the [[Memetic Mutation|infamous]] "[[The Simpsons|Bart]], get out! I'm piss!" comic; It starts with Bart holding a flower and saying "Good morning Lisa! Congratulations!" So, what exactly is he congratulating her for, anyway? For [[Engrish|being piss]]?

* Ok, for those of you who've seen the [[Memetic Mutation|infamous]] "[[The Simpsons (animation)|Bart]], get out! I'm piss!" comic; It starts with Bart holding a flower and saying "Good morning Lisa! Congratulations!" So, what exactly is he congratulating her for, anyway? For [[Engrish|being piss]]?

** They do have yellow skin sooo...

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*** Because dreamhost are cocks. [[Disproportionate Retribution|35 on DreamHost stat]] as payback!!

* Would people please stop making [[Just Bugs Me~~|Just Bugs Mes~~]] that basically amount to "[[Kink Meme]], links pl0x"? My collective response to any future [[Shifting the Burden of Proof|"Why isn't there..." and "Where's the..."]] <s> [[Just Bugs Me~~|Just Bugs Mes~~]]</s>requests: "You don't know that there isn't, just that you haven't found it yet."

* Would people please stop making [[Just Bugs Me]]s that basically amount to "[[Kink Meme]], links pl0x"? My collective response to any future [[Shifting the Burden of Proof|"Why isn't there..." and "Where's the..."]] <s> [[Just Bugs Me]]s</s>requests: "You don't know that there isn't, just that you haven't found it yet."

* If there are parallel universes,does that mean somehow in the mulitverse there's a universe ''entirely'' based off Rule 34? Also,if there's an infinite number of parallel universes,how do you Rule34 that?Finally,why is it so hard to find Rule 34 that most people don't see as [[Fan Disservice]] or [[Brain Bleach]]?I want to decent a decent HarleyXIvy Rule 34 dammit!

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** The first group is poorly defined (in particular the "legitimately have something wrong with them" part), and the later group can't reasonably be counted as anyone who claims to be a "troll" is lying or wrong as a real troll would never admit to being a troll.

** [[Poe's Law|The world will never know]]! Norly. Go to the DNP list on paheal. Click [[Stuart CH]]. Try not to tell yourself he is of the second group. See also: Psycho333

* I highly doubt there is a porn of anything and everything. It's simply not possible. New things come out all the time. Most of the porn that appiles to Rule ~~34 -- is~~ done by doujin artists and not the original creator. I actually don't mind hentai though, and if there really IS a porn for everything, good then. It just doesn't seem remotely possible to me- Rule 34...

* I highly doubt there is a porn of anything and everything. It's simply not possible. New things come out all the time. Most of the porn that appiles to Rule 34—is done by doujin artists and not the original creator. I actually don't mind hentai though, and if there really IS a porn for everything, good then. It just doesn't seem remotely possible to me- Rule 34...

* The version of Rule 36 I saw was "There will always be something more fucked up than what you just saw." But what if I see a picture of twin toddlers being raped by [[Memetic Mutation|shitting dick nipples]] while Cthulhu looks on, waiting for his chance to...[[Naughty Tentacles|you know]]. Can something be more fucked up than that?

** [[Mathematician's Answer|Yes]].