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{{quote|''For the record: I '''know''' that Rule 34 applies to [[MythBusters|my own show]], and '''no''', I haven't read any of the [[Crack Fic|fan fiction]]. I '''have''' seen things [[Brain Bleach|I wish to unsee]].''|[http://twitter.com/donttrythis/status/2541204042 Adam Savage's twitter]. }}
{{quote|''For the record: I '''know''' that Rule 34 applies to [[MythBusters|my own show]], and '''no''', I haven't read any of the [[Crack Fic|fan fiction]]. I '''have''' seen things [[Brain Bleach|I wish to unsee]].''|[http://twitter.com/donttrythis/status/2541204042 Adam Savage's twitter]. }}


{{quote|''The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!''|[[Avenue Q]]}}
{{quote|''[[The Internet Is for Porn|The internet is for porn]]! The internet is for porn! Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!''|[[Avenue Q]]}}


{{quote|'''Rachel''': No. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater?
{{quote|'''Rachel''': No. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater?
'''Joey''': I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of [[Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin doing Hobbes]].<br />
'''Joey''': I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of [[Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin doing Hobbes]].
'''Rachel''': Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?<br />
'''Rachel''': Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?
'''Joey''': Yeah. Sure. (Rachel looks inside the neck of his sweater)<br />
'''Joey''': Yeah. Sure. (Rachel looks inside the neck of his sweater)
'''Rachel''': Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like that so much.|''[[Friends]]'', "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"}}
'''Rachel''': Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like that so much.|''[[Friends]]'', "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"}}


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{{quote|''"Many of you have probably been blissfully unaware of this, but there is a shocking amount of erotic ''[[Futurama]]'' fan-fiction on the Internet. [[You Do NOT Want to Know|You don't even want to know]] the things people have [[Power Perversion Potential|imagined doing with]] [[The Hypnotoad]]."''|'''Matt Tobey''', ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/tag/countdown-to-futurama/ Countdown to Futurama]''}}
{{quote|''"Many of you have probably been blissfully unaware of this, but there is a shocking amount of erotic ''[[Futurama]]'' fan-fiction on the Internet. [[You Do NOT Want to Know|You don't even want to know]] the things people have [[Power Perversion Potential|imagined doing with]] [[The Hypnotoad]]."''|'''Matt Tobey''', ''[http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/tag/countdown-to-futurama/ Countdown to Futurama]''}}


{{quote|''"I went on the internet this week, and I found this. It is just pure pornography, look at, look at; ''(beat)'' it is a convertible version of the Alfa Romeo XC that I was driving just a few minutes ago. [[Sincerity Mode|It is gorgeous though isn't it, don't you think that's gorgeous?]]"'' |'''Jeremy Clarkson''' Top Gear presenter [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|in a none squick part]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frqvoVY1wSU&feature=related of this video]}}
{{quote|''"I went on the internet this week, and I found this. It is just pure pornography, look at, look at; ''(beat)'' it is a convertible version of the Alfa Romeo XC that I was driving just a few minutes ago. [[Sincerity Mode|It is gorgeous though isn't it, don't you think that's gorgeous?]]"'' |'''Jeremy Clarkson''' Top Gear presenter [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|in a none squick part]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}frqvoVY1wSU of this video]}}


{{quote|''"It's the internet, Ma-Ti. There's porn for everything!"''|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''' tells it like it is}}
{{quote|''"It's the internet, Ma-Ti. There's porn for everything!"''|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''' tells it like it is}}