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* Rule 19: [[Hate Dumb|The more you hate it,]] [[No Such Thing as Bad Publicity|the stronger it gets.]]
* Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. [[Call Forward|EXCEPT RULE 71]]!
* Rule 29: On the internet, [[There Are No Girls on the Internet|all girls are men]], and all kids are [[Pedo Hunt|undercover FBI agents]].
* Rule 30: [[There Are No Girls on the Internet]]
* Rule 32: [[Freud Was Right|Any line can be interpreted with a sexual connotation. No exceptions.]]
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* Rule nonumber: There are no hard-and-fast Rules on [[UseNet]], only Guidelines, which are more or less strictly enforced (and differ) from group to group; this is why it's generally wise to read any group for a bit before ever posting to it.
* Rule 0: [[w:There Is No Cabal|''There is no C*b*l.'']] There ''is'', however, a net-wide conspiracy designed solely to lead [[w:Talk%3AThere_Is_No_Cabal#So_who.27s_Dave_Hayes_anyway.3F|Dave Hayes]] to believe that there is a C*b*l.
** Corollary: ''here are no pods.''
* Rule 1: [[Hypocritical Humor|Spellling and grammer counts.]] So do grace, wit, and a sense of humor (the latter two are different), as well as a willingness to meet odd people, but these are lesser considerations.
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* [[Memetic Mutation]]: Everywhere
* [[Mouthful of Pi]]: Rule 3.14159265358979323846
 
* [[Screw the Rules, I Make Them]]: Rule 9
* [[Shaped Like Itself]]: Rule 9001
 
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