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* In "King of the Dwarves", you must get help from a troll warlord called Pretty Flower (trolls are named after the first thing they try to eat). Before he listens to what you have to say, you have to prove you are worthy. He tells you 'You must lift up Big Rock' so you go and lift the big rock near him, not an easy task. He says 'No, that not right! I tell you to lift up Big Rock!', and then the previously unnamed troll called Big Rock goes 'Me bet you not strong enough to lift me.'

* From "A Clockwork Syringe", after your house is attacked by a [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|pirate zombie robot]] ([[It Makes Sense in Context]]):

{{quote| '''Estate Agent:''' Luckily for you, the standard player-owned house contents insurance policy was recently updated to include acts of zombio-mechanical piracy.~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Estate Agent:''' Luckily for you, the standard player-owned house contents insurance policy was recently updated to include acts of zombio-mechanical piracy.

'''[[Player Character]]:''' Is it that much of a widespread problem that the policy needs to include it?~~<br />~~

'''[[Player Character]]:''' Is it that much of a widespread problem that the policy needs to include it?

'''Estate Agent''': In all honesty, no. I never thought it would happen, so I put it in to make the list of covered circumstances seem more attractive. So I took a gamble and lost on that one. }}

** And also from the pirate quest series, during Rum Deal:

{{quote| '''[[Player Character]]''': I need help dealing with an evil spirit here.~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''[[Player Character]]''': I need help dealing with an evil spirit here.

'''Davey''': "Sure, lad, lots of people need professional help dealing with the spirits here.''' }}

*** To those who have not completed Rum Deal, [[It Makes Sense in Context]] cause it takes place on an island that makes lethal 'rum'.