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** Somewhat less humorously, it's because of multiverse versions of him occasionally popping up in his place.
* [[I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder]]: [http://scp-wiki.net/scp-890 SCP-890], a master surgeon who only operates on machines, refuses to treat humans because he's "a surgeon, not a veterinarian".
* [[Immortality]]: Dr. Bright is bound to an amulet that makes him a cocktail of Types IV, VII, and IX.
** [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682 682] [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Hard To Kill Lizard]]. They can contain it only by keeping it in a badly damaged state. The Foundation is actively trying to find a way to kill it, including using other SCPs, which actually results in more than one [[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]], as anything lethal will sooner or later be sent against it. At this point they've tried:
*** Using a statue that will kill anybody who looks at it. {{spoiler|682 faked being dead and tried to escape.}}
*** Cutting it in half with a laser. {{spoiler|The two parts started moving independently and tried to escape.}}
*** An omnipotent butler capable of doing anything admitted he cannot kill 682 and can stop it only for a short amount of time. Another omnipotent entity, when asked what it wants in exchange for killing 682, said that the Foundation couldn't afford it.
*** A toothbrush capable of disintegrating any inorganic material it comes in contact with. Not only did it not work, we also got this:
{{quote|Theory: 682 is not bound to base Earth biological chemistry and can adapt itself to be 'organic' or 'inorganic' as necessary. Some of the boys on the lab are arguing whether we can even classify it as 'living', at least as we understand life. This worries me, because an unliving, undying intelligent monster… well, that's where you start getting sacrifices in your name. — Dr. Zara }}
*** One of the researchers wrote a 12-page short story called ''The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Can And Will Kill SCP-682 Permanently if it So Much As Spots That Damn Lizard'', put it between a pair of bookends that sends anybody who is in the same room with them into the world of the book they contain, and herded 682 into the room. {{spoiler|682 escaped, the short story having turned into a 209-page novel describing an epic battle between two monsters, titled ''The Generally Nice, Friendly Thing That Tried To Kill SCP-682 Permanently But Failed''.}}
*** A camera that disintegrates any living being that comes in its lens' view. {{spoiler|682 was teleported to a different location}}.
*** Living doll that kills anything that stops looking at it. {{spoiler|It damaged 682, but was too small to kill it.}}
*** [[Hurl It Into the Sun]]. {{spoiler|It came back on fire.}}
*** Someone suggested using a Nuclear Weapon, but it was denied:
{{quote|One would think that putting SCP-682 in the epicenter of an explosion that can cause third-degree burns at a distance of 300 km is a good idea, but as long as there are odds of survival we simply cannot go through with it. Yes, it's a goddamn nuke, but if 682 survives and adapts we'd be boned beyond belief.}}
*** [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343 God]. {{spoiler|He couldn't even detect 682's presence, and when informed later that it was SCP-682 they'd tried to get him to destroy, he replied "He's not one of mine. Deal with him yourself."}}
* [[Improbably High IQ]]: The [[Blob Monster|Blob Monsters]] created by overexposure to [http://scp-wiki.net/scp-427 427] are claimed to have IQ that could possibly exceed 400.
** This is discussed at length in its comments section. Everyone seems to have forgot about it though.
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