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* [[Absurdity Ascendant]]
* [[Absurdity Ascendant]]
* [[Acting for Two]]: Panda and the French Person. Deconstructed when French Person believes he's independent, but Panda can control him with his mind. He then makes the French Person [[Squick|slam his penis in a drawer]].
* [[Acting for Two]]: Panda and the French Person. Deconstructed when French Person believes he's independent, but Panda can control him with his mind. He then makes the French Person [[Squick|slam his penis in a drawer]].
{{quote| '''Panda''': I'm sure that will hurt me later.}}
{{quote|'''Panda''': I'm sure that will hurt me later.}}
* [[The Tape Knew You Would Say That|The Answering Machine Knew One Of Your Shoes Is United]]
* [[The Tape Knew You Would Say That|The Answering Machine Knew One Of Your Shoes Is United]]
* [[Blatant Lies]]: Show up often in every video. Mainly episode 8, which is also a blatant lie itself. ''They put lies inside another lie''.
* [[Blatant Lies]]: Show up often in every video. Mainly episode 8, which is also a blatant lie itself. ''They put lies inside another lie''.
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* [[The Cameo]]: Lots of reviewers (both on and off the site) drop in to ask questions, comment, or just be plain weird.
* [[The Cameo]]: Lots of reviewers (both on and off the site) drop in to ask questions, comment, or just be plain weird.
* [[Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys]]:
* [[Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys]]:
{{quote| '''Smarty''': Panda, you stay here. And put that white flag down, dammit!}}
{{quote|'''Smarty''': Panda, you stay here. And put that white flag down, dammit!}}
* [[Content Warnings]]: One is voiced by Welshy and is sentient. And once held Panda hostage.
* [[Content Warnings]]: One is voiced by Welshy and is sentient. And once held Panda hostage.
* [[Cool Shades]]: Worn by Panda, Welshy, and [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] in episode 9.
* [[Cool Shades]]: Worn by Panda, Welshy, and [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] in episode 9.
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* [[Death Is Dramatic]]: Smarty in the [[Halo]] version of the show's origin story.
* [[Death Is Dramatic]]: Smarty in the [[Halo]] version of the show's origin story.
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]
{{quote| '''Welshy''': The [[Doctor Who|crack]] seems to be linked to Magfest. Where there will be video games, booze, music, booze, and scantily clad women wearing very little.}}
{{quote|'''Welshy''': The [[Doctor Who|crack]] seems to be linked to Magfest. Where there will be video games, booze, music, booze, and scantily clad women wearing very little.}}
* [[Distracted by the Sexy]]: When Welshy regenerates as [[Obscurus Lupa]] in episode 10, Skitch has to try hard not to stare.
* [[Distracted by the Sexy]]: When Welshy regenerates as [[Obscurus Lupa]] in episode 10, Skitch has to try hard not to stare.
* [[Does Not Like Women]]: He believes they are hellspawn. When The Cat appeared on his show, he tried to shoo her away with a broom.
* [[Does Not Like Women]]: He believes they are hellspawn. When The Cat appeared on his show, he tried to shoo her away with a broom.
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* [[Fun with Subtitles]]: Every episode, most notably episode 5, where they describe everything that is happening in the first few minutes before they piss off Welshy and he ''shoots them''.
* [[Fun with Subtitles]]: Every episode, most notably episode 5, where they describe everything that is happening in the first few minutes before they piss off Welshy and he ''shoots them''.
* [[Go Look At the Distraction]]: To keep Panda from pointing out that the new theme song is from ''[[Power Rangers]]''.
* [[Go Look At the Distraction]]: To keep Panda from pointing out that the new theme song is from ''[[Power Rangers]]''.
{{quote| '''Welshy''': Look over there! It's a happy Panda!<br />
{{quote|'''Welshy''': Look over there! It's a happy Panda!
'''Panda''': Really? *leaves and returns with a panda puppet*...Now what was I saying?<br />
'''Panda''': Really? *leaves and returns with a panda puppet*...Now what was I saying?
'''Welshy''': You were going to send me some money. }}
'''Welshy''': You were going to send me some money. }}
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]:
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]:
{{quote| '''Welshy''': Sorry. Sorry, sorry, but I just don't apologize.}}
{{quote|'''Welshy''': Sorry. Sorry, sorry, but I just don't apologize.}}
* [[Insult Backfire]]: In episode 6, Panda doesn't want to talk to Welshy, so he mutes him and plays the [[Power Rangers]] theme with lyrics changed to "Welshy is a douche bag!". Welshy shrugs and dances along.
* [[Insult Backfire]]: In episode 6, Panda doesn't want to talk to Welshy, so he mutes him and plays the [[Power Rangers]] theme with lyrics changed to "Welshy is a douche bag!". Welshy shrugs and dances along.
* [[Jizz in My Pants]]: Panda while talking about Olivia Wilde.
* [[Jizz in My Pants]]: Panda while talking about Olivia Wilde.
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* [[Non-Indicative Name]]: Very rarely will they actually answer questions.
* [[Non-Indicative Name]]: Very rarely will they actually answer questions.
* [[Offscreen Teleportation]]: Panda uses it to kill NollUK, who lives in the states.
* [[Offscreen Teleportation]]: Panda uses it to kill NollUK, who lives in the states.
{{quote| '''Welshy''': I'm just wondering how you traveled so fast.<br />
{{quote|'''Welshy''': I'm just wondering how you traveled so fast.
'''Panda''': I use [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|Sony Vegas]]! }}
'''Panda''': I use [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|Sony Vegas]]! }}
* [[The Only One Allowed to Defeat You]]: Welshy towards Panda.
* [[The Only One Allowed to Defeat You]]: Welshy towards Panda.
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* [[Running Gag]]: Welshy getting [[The Voiceless|silenced]] by guests.
* [[Running Gag]]: Welshy getting [[The Voiceless|silenced]] by guests.
* [[Self-Deprecation]]: They tend to insult themselves. A lot.
* [[Self-Deprecation]]: They tend to insult themselves. A lot.
{{quote| '''Panda''': Feel free to insult me at this email address.}}
{{quote|'''Panda''': Feel free to insult me at this email address.}}
* [[Shameless Self Promoter]]: Anthony Ragusa invokes by promoting his show ''five times'' in one episode.
* [[Shameless Self Promoter]]: Anthony Ragusa invokes by promoting his show ''five times'' in one episode.
{{quote| '''Anthony''': I just wanted the biggest shameless plug...'''''ever'''''.}}
{{quote|'''Anthony''': I just wanted the biggest shameless plug...'''''ever'''''.}}
* [[Shoe Phone]]: Panda's phone is an Xbox360. Apparently you can use a [[PlayStation 3]] as well.
* [[Shoe Phone]]: Panda's phone is an Xbox360. Apparently you can use a [[PlayStation 3]] as well.
* [[Sliding Scale of Silliness Versus Seriousness]]: Firmly on the silly end.
* [[Sliding Scale of Silliness Versus Seriousness]]: Firmly on the silly end.
* [[Small Reference Pools]]:
* [[Small Reference Pools]]:
{{quote| '''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|ProfessorCelluloid]]''': Redheads are ze best people in ze world! Like [[Ron Howard]]! And...Ron Howard!}}
{{quote|'''[[Bad Movie Beatdown|ProfessorCelluloid]]''': Redheads are ze best people in ze world! Like [[Ron Howard]]! And...Ron Howard!}}
* [[Sound Effect Bleep]]: <s>Gooch</s>Overactor's entire rant against Panda.
* [[Sound Effect Bleep]]: <s>Gooch</s>Overactor's entire rant against Panda.
* [[Stalker with a Crush]]: Panda towards Benzaie.
* [[Stalker with a Crush]]: Panda towards Benzaie.
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* [[Theme Tune Cameo]]: The ending theme from [[Zero Punctuation]] plays at the end of episode 8.
* [[Theme Tune Cameo]]: The ending theme from [[Zero Punctuation]] plays at the end of episode 8.
* [[To the Bat Noun]]:
* [[To the Bat Noun]]:
{{quote| '''Cferra''': Something awful/awesome just happened. To the wiki!}}
{{quote|'''Cferra''': Something awful/awesome just happened. To the wiki!}}
* [[Translation: "Yes"]]: During the silent-movie part of episode 4, Welshy goes on what is obviously an angry rant; the title card afterwards reads "Sounds great! I'm in."
* [[Translation: "Yes"]]: During the silent-movie part of episode 4, Welshy goes on what is obviously an angry rant; the title card afterwards reads "Sounds great! I'm in."
* [[The Un-Reveal]]: Panda reveals how he actually writes a song in episode 2...while muted.
* [[The Un-Reveal]]: Panda reveals how he actually writes a song in episode 2...while muted.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Panda and Welshy.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Panda and Welshy.
* [[Waxing Lyrical]]:
* [[Waxing Lyrical]]:
{{quote| '''Welshy''': What is love?<br />
{{quote|'''Welshy''': What is love?
'''Panda''': Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. }}
'''Panda''': Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. }}
* [[We Meet Again]]: ChaosD1 claims this when he sees Panda. Turns out it's the first time they met.
* [[We Meet Again]]: ChaosD1 claims this when he sees Panda. Turns out it's the first time they met.
{{quote| '''ChaosD1''': Really? I swear I thought we had a feud or something.}}
{{quote|'''ChaosD1''': Really? I swear I thought we had a feud or something.}}
** [[We Will Meet Again]]: Panda thinks they should do this.
** [[We Will Meet Again]]: Panda thinks they should do this.
* [[Widget Series]]
* [[Widget Series]]
* [[Word Salad Lyrics]]:
* [[Word Salad Lyrics]]:
{{quote| ''It's fun to answer questions by giving answers.''<br />
{{quote|''It's fun to answer questions by giving answers.''
''I don't have a theme song,''<br />
''I don't have a theme song,''
''so I say everything that come out of my head:''<br />
''so I say everything that come out of my head:''
''Blimp, sausages, prostitute, propeller, fork, questions!'' }}
''Blimp, sausages, prostitute, propeller, fork, questions!'' }}
* [[Your Mom]]: Done by Panda to Welshy. Completely unprovoked and at random.
* [[Your Mom]]: Done by Panda to Welshy. Completely unprovoked and at random.