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== [[Saints Row (Video Game)|Saints Row]] ==
== [[Saints Row]] ==
* From the original, as the crew are preparing to battle Tanya, the main character speaks for the first time:
* From the original, as the crew are preparing to battle Tanya, the main character speaks for the first time:
{{quote| '''Johnny Gat:''' I'm gonna skullfuck that bitch.<br />
{{quote| '''Johnny Gat:''' I'm gonna skullfuck that bitch.<br />
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* The Freckle Bitch ads are a hoot, especially when she announces a free gift for the girls: a pearl necklace.
* The Freckle Bitch ads are a hoot, especially when she announces a free gift for the girls: a pearl necklace.


== [[Saints Row 2 (Video Game)|Saints Row 2]] ==
== [[Saints Row 2]] ==
* When flying a helicopter and destroying the Sons of Samedi's Loa Dust fields, Tobias has this gem if you're not doing so well.
* When flying a helicopter and destroying the Sons of Samedi's Loa Dust fields, Tobias has this gem if you're not doing so well.
{{quote| '''Tobias:''' You know, it's a little bit difficult to fly this thing when it's '''FILLED WITH FUCKING BULLETS!''}}
{{quote| '''Tobias:''' You know, it's a little bit difficult to fly this thing when it's '''FILLED WITH FUCKING BULLETS!''}}
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** Then the Boss enters the room to bust Johnny out and holds up a cop. The cop drops his gun, which [[Shur Fine Guns|discharges]]. Everyone ducks for cover (except for Johnny, proving how much of a badass he is), but Legal Lee pokes his head out from behind the desk, capping the scene off with another CMOF.
** Then the Boss enters the room to bust Johnny out and holds up a cop. The cop drops his gun, which [[Shur Fine Guns|discharges]]. Everyone ducks for cover (except for Johnny, proving how much of a badass he is), but Legal Lee pokes his head out from behind the desk, capping the scene off with another CMOF.
{{quote| '''Legal Lee:''' Uh, anybody hit and need a lawyer?}}
{{quote| '''Legal Lee:''' Uh, anybody hit and need a lawyer?}}
* In the mission [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|''Bad Trip'']], The Boss is kidnapped and drugged for an "interview" with the high-ranking Sons of Samedi members in the General's limo. The Boss escapes the limo and has to protect the Saints hideout from attacking Samedi... all while higher than a kite. The dialogue during this mission is pretty hilarious.
* In the mission [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|''Bad Trip'']], The Boss is kidnapped and drugged for an "interview" with the high-ranking Sons of Samedi members in the General's limo. The Boss escapes the limo and has to protect the Saints hideout from attacking Samedi... all while higher than a kite. The dialogue during this mission is pretty hilarious.
{{quote| "Why is there a little person talking in the phone?"<br />
{{quote| "Why is there a little person talking in the phone?"<br />
"Holy shit, Boss! Are you high?"<br />
"Holy shit, Boss! Are you high?"<br />
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* While exploring the mall I came across an area I had never been to that looked like a children's playground. Nothing out of the ordinary at first sight, but when when I walked inside a toy doll house I found a {{spoiler|sex doll}} on the inside! I wasn't sure wether this was [[Crosses the Line Twice|hilarious]] or [[Dude, Not Funny|disturbing,]] but it sure leaves a lot of interesting questions...
* While exploring the mall I came across an area I had never been to that looked like a children's playground. Nothing out of the ordinary at first sight, but when when I walked inside a toy doll house I found a {{spoiler|sex doll}} on the inside! I wasn't sure wether this was [[Crosses the Line Twice|hilarious]] or [[Dude, Not Funny|disturbing,]] but it sure leaves a lot of interesting questions...


== [[Saints Row the Third (Video Game)|Saints Row the Third]] ==
== [[Saints Row: The Third|Saints Row the Third]] ==
* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
* When chasing (The Belgian) Loren the British voice will shout "Remember Agincourt, you prick?!". It's even better if the Boss is wearing a full suit of plate armour.
* Saints Row: The Third already has one [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk in the trailer for the game.] Saying anything about it would spoil the video; but it is worth every last second.
* Saints Row: The Third already has one [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZp0w42Zlkk in the trailer for the game.] Saying anything about it would spoil the video; but it is worth every last second.
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'''Female Voice 3:''' I collect glass unicorns!<br />
'''Female Voice 3:''' I collect glass unicorns!<br />
'''Pierce:''' That's good to know. }}
'''Pierce:''' That's good to know. }}
** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the [[Zork (Video Game)|Zork]] minigame is priceless.
** Oh hell, the Latin voice full stop. Her reaction to the unicorn killing her in the [[Zork]] minigame is priceless.
{{quote| Oh no Mr Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.}}
{{quote| Oh no Mr Unicorn why? Fuck you unicorn.}}
*** Female voice 1 after the unicorn kills her:
*** Female voice 1 after the unicorn kills her: