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** Despite having a $45 lead, and never having been to Hawaii before, Alice refused as Jim laid down cash on her podium — $100, then $300. Following a "Going once...going twice...", he stopped himself and laid down ''another'' $200 for a total of $500. Her last refusal drove him to tears, which required a commercial break.

** When the show returned from commercial, Jim (having regained his composure) began wondering "If I had offered her $19,''200''....$19,''300''....."

* April 8, 1985 (nighttime): On Alice's [http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/entertainment/watch/v193501197SzwX4jW last episode (begins about 12 minutes in)], her last Instant Bargain was a $1,590 Mexican cruise for $15. Before even giving her a chance to say "no", Jim frantically dug out all the cash in his pockets — a staggering '''$2,000''' — and put it in crumples on Alice's podium.

* April 8, 1985 (nighttime): On Alice's [https://web.archive.org/web/20110317120537/http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/entertainment/watch/v193501197SzwX4jW last episode (begins about 12 minutes in)], her last Instant Bargain was a $1,590 Mexican cruise for $15. Before even giving her a chance to say "no", Jim frantically dug out all the cash in his pockets — a staggering '''$2,000''' — and put it in crumples on Alice's podium.

{{quote|'''Jim''': Let me ask my [[Greek Chorus]] over here... (''makes conductor gestures at the audience'')

'''Audience''': TAKE THE BARGAIN! }}