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[[File:samuelljackson.jpg|link=Sean Connery Is About to Shoot You|frame|<small>Enough is enough! I've ''had it'' with these [[Snakes on a Plane|muthafuckin' tropes on this muthafuckin' index]]!</small> ]]
{{quote|''Samuel L. Jackson has appeared in every movie ever made, including all those to be made in the future. If you're working on a funny little home movie with your buddies, Samuel L. Jackson will show up at some point onscreen, if you accidentally leave your camcorder on he'll end up in front of it, and in homes all over the world young couples are staring in confusion at their nannycam as Samuel L. Jackson shows up to berate the babysitter.''|[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/GTASA/index.html Jerusalem's] [[Let's Play]] of ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]: [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas|San Andreas]]''}}
[[Describe Topic Here|Describe]] [[Fan Nickname|Samuel L. Motherfuckin' Jackson]] here.
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*** It was just the working title, until he threatened to walk if weren't made official. The rest is history.
* Played Elmo McElroy, an American chemist intent on making fortunes by selling drugs in Britain, in ''[[The 51st State]]'' (known in America as ''[[The 51st State]]''). He beat up some motherfucking neo-nazis with a golf-club (while wearing a kilt!) while at it. He also got to make fun of people who mistake him for Lawrence Fishburne by [[The Matrix|offering people their choice between a blue and red pill]].
** The best part with the neo-Nazis was when he {{spoiler|tricked them into swallowing massive doses of laxative ... and as he walks out, leaving them writhing on the floor with their pants all wet and smelly, they're reduced to ''thanking'' him for tossing them rolls of toilet paper}}.
* Stacks Edwards in ''Goodfellas'', even though he was always late, he was even late for his own fucking funeral.
* [[Nick Fury]] in [[The Ultimates]] was patterned after Jackson with the man's permission, under the condition that he got to play the character in ''any'' movies they might make in the future. So when {{spoiler|Fury appeared in [[The Stinger|the post-credits scenes]] in ''[[Iron Man (film)|Iron Man]]'', ''[[Thor (film)|Thor]]'' and ''[[Captain America: The First Avenger]]'', Sam made cameos. Uncredited, ''at his own request'', just so they're a surprise for any fans devoted enough to actually pay attention to the credits.}} Jackson also played Fury in the ''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]'' film.
** Lampshaded in the comics. Who does Fury himself think should play him in a film?
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* Also voiced the protagonist of ''[[Afro Samurai]]''. (He wants lemonade. Ice cold). Also voiced the overly chatty sidekick Ninja Ninja (He thinks you're a button mashin' motherfucker.).
** Add one mo' body to the body toll! May God rest this po' bastard's soul!
* Voiced the crooked police officer Frank Tenpenny in ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]: [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas|San Andreas]]''. (He thinks Carl is a muthafuckin piece of shit gangbangin' cocksucka).
** He is so far above you, if he takes a crap, you'll think GOD HIMSELF just shit on you.
** '''''BOO!'''''
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'''Gerald Olin''': ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}Tus5qV1DcWs It's an evil fucking room.]'' }}
** Interestingly, the character in the original novel was a middle aged British man. Though the change is quite understandable: if some British guy walked up to you and said 'Don't go in the room!', [[Schmuck Bait|you'd probably do it out of spite]]. Now if ''Samuel L Jackson'' told you 'Don't go in the fucking room'... You'd either have a really short movie or a really big [[Idiot Ball]].
* Played Danny Roman in ''[[The Negotiator]]''.
** "YOU WANT MY BLOOD?! TAKE MY BLOOD!"
** "I ''AM'' TALKING! NOW DID YOU OR DID YOU ''NOT'' EVER DRESS UP LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL AND GET YA ASS SPANKED?!"
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* He plays a high ranking NSA official, Augustus Gibbons, in ''[[XXX]]''.
** "I got these scars by putting foot to ass for my country".
*** What makes it badass is that he delivers it as a part of lecturing [[Ice Cube]]!!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyU7JNBDkuI Being a goddamn motherfucking cold badass doing Anti-crime adverts for the black community]
* In ''Unthinkable'', which may be one of his most interesting performances, Sam Jackson plays a [[Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique|rogue interrogation expert]] of the Abu Ghraib Prison/Guantanamo Bay variety. The very first thing he does is slice off the the tip of a terror suspect's finger, and it gets worse from there. It's especially creepy when he goes outside to have a picnic with his wife, talk to his kids via his laptop, and then goes back in to electrocute the guy. He claims that it's all in the name of protecting the country, but he crosses the [[Moral Event Horizon]] when he unexpectedly {{spoiler|slashes the throat of the terrorist's wife in front of him. Immediately following that, he threatens to torture the terrorist's two young children.}}
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