Automoderated users, Autopatrolled users, Bureaucrats, Comment administrators, Confirmed users, Forum administrators, Interface administrators, Moderators, Rollbackers, Administrators
116,462
edits
Samuel L. Jackson: Difference between revisions
examples, quote cleanup, redlink fix, copy edits
m (revise quote template spacing) |
Looney Toons (talk | contribs) (examples, quote cleanup, redlink fix, copy edits) |
||
Line 1:
{{creator}}
[[File:samuelljackson.jpg|link=Sean Connery Is About to Shoot You|frame|<small>Enough is enough! I've ''had it'' with these [[Snakes on a Plane|muthafuckin' tropes on this muthafuckin' index]]!</small> ]]
{{quote|''Samuel L. Jackson has appeared in every movie ever made, including all those to be made in the future. If you're working on a funny little home movie with your buddies, Samuel L. Jackson will show up at some point onscreen, if you accidentally leave your camcorder on he'll end up in front of it, and in homes all over the world young couples are staring in confusion at their nannycam as Samuel L. Jackson shows up to berate the babysitter.''|[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/GTASA/index.html Jerusalem's] [[Let's Play]] of ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]: [[Grand Theft Auto San Andreas|San Andreas]]''}}
Line 19 ⟶ 18:
As one might guess from looking a little below this entry, he is a living [[Fountain of Memes]].
Unsurprisingly, he is an element on [http://shawnvlad.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/pertableawe.jpg the Periodic Table of Awesoments] -- abbreviation '''Mf''' (element 37).
On a lighter note, Jackson is one of those lucky Hollywood few who is [[Happily Married]]: he has been married to LaTanya Richardson, whom he met at Morehouse College, since 1980.
Line 28 ⟶ 27:
----
* Jules Winnfield in ''[[Pulp Fiction]]''. (They just witnessed a miracle, and he wants you to fucking acknowledge it!)
** He also wants you to get his wallet out of the bag. You know, the one that says "bad motherfucker" on it.
Line 107 ⟶ 105:
** Best part of all this(so far): we ''finally'' find out [[MacGuffin|exactly what]] is in [[Pulp Fiction|Marsellus Wallace]]'s briefcase - '''''{{spoiler|The [http://marvel.wikia.com/Cosmic_Cube Cosmic Cube]!}}'''''
** He understands that the Council has made a decision. However, as it is a ''stupid-ass'' decision, he has elected to ignore it.
** And, ironically, the [[Marvel Universe|canon]] [[Nick Fury]] looks completely different (white with buzzcut hair as contrast to [[Bald of Awesome|bald]] [[Scary Black Man|Scary Black Dude]]), but they ''still'' made the Ultimates Fury how he is, most likely to ''invoke'' Jackson to play him in any movie adaptations, which, of course, worked.
* Also voiced the protagonist of ''[[Afro Samurai]]''. (He wants lemonade. Ice cold). Also voiced the overly chatty sidekick Ninja Ninja (He thinks you're a button mashin' motherfucker.).
** Add one mo' body to the body toll! May God rest this po' bastard's soul!
Line 176 ⟶ 174:
* Last but not least, Samuel L Jackson is [[God]]. That's right, in the audiobook "Inspired By... The Bible Experience", of all the 400 actors, actresses and other notables brought together to read the entire Bible, the one they get to portray God's voice in the New Testament is none other than Samuel L Jackson.
----
{{quote|'''[[Pulp Fiction|Does he look like a bitch?]]'''
''"What?" *BANG!* "ACK!"''
'''[[This Is Sparta|DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE. A BITCH!?]]'''|''"NOOOO!"''}}
| |||