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{{quote|''Make your choice, adventerousadventurous stranger''<br />

''Strike the bell and bide the danger''<br />

''Or wonder till it drives you mad''<br />

''What would have happened if you had''|An inscription on a pedestal with a small bell and hammer on it, from ''[[The MagiciansMagician's Nephew]]'', by [[C. S. Lewis]]. [[Sealed Evil in Aa Can|You don't want to know]] [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|what happens if]] if [[What an Idiot!|you fall for it]].}}

{{quote|'''Budnick''': You can trash whatever you want to trash, destroy whatever you want to destroy and nobody will punish you or bother you you'll have complete freedom.<br />

'''Ellen''': Great.<br />

'''Budnick''': The only way you will be punished is if you push that little red button over there but you will only be bringing the punishment on yourself.<br />

'''Ellen''': Oh yeah, what kind of punishment?<br />

'''Budnick''': You'll find out but don't say I didn't warn you.|''[[Salute Your Shorts]]''}}

{{quote|''Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH", the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.''|[[Discworld (Literature)/Thief of Time|Thief Of Time]], 26th [[Discworld]] novel}}

{{quote|''I will not include a [[Self -Destruct Mechanism|self-destruct mechanism]] unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a [[Big Red Button|large red button]] labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a [[Bullet Hell|spray of bullets]] on anyone [[Too Dumb to Live|stupid enough to disregard it]]. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.''|[[Evil Overlord List|The Evil Overlord List, #9]]}}

{{quote|'''Capt. Amazing:''' Oh looky here, a multi frequency radio detonator. You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.<br />

'''Casanova Frankenstein:''' Oh, no, no, no this is quite an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.<br />

'''Capt. Amazing:''' Yeah? W-What is it?<br />

''* puff of smoke goes off in Captain Amazing's face* ''<br />

'''Capt. Amazing:''' ''* sniffs* '' Yuck.<br />

'''Casanova Frankenstein:''' It's a cholorform-deploying portable enticement snare.<br />

''* Captain Amazing nods in confusion and both foes stare at each other in silence momentarily* ''<br />

'''Capt. Amazing:''' ''* sniffs* '' Ah, dang!|''[[Mystery Men]]''}}

{{quote|<heros> LOL, dude, I set up this little box on the side of my car<br />

<heros> and theres a button on it with a sign, "Do not press"<br />

<heros> and when you press it the car alarm goes off<br />

<jeff> lol nice<br />

<heros> so I'm gonna count how many people do it in a week<br />

<heros> brb<br />

<jeff> where u going?<br />

<heros> car alarm went off|qdb.us [http://www.qdb.us/230078 #230078]}}

{{quote|'''Ren''': See this button? '''''[[Don't Touch It, You Idiot!|DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!]]'''''<br />

'''Stimpy''': So, [[Too Dumb to Live|what'll happen?]]<br />

'''Ren''': That's just it - ''we don't know!'' [[Tempting Fate|Maybe something good.]] [[The End of the World Asas We Know It|Maybe something bad.]]|[[Ren and Stimpy]]}}