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Consolidated the credits to the identical quotes from "The Magician's Nephew", then removed the duplicate. Did other minor cleanup at the same time.
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{{quote|''Make your choice,
''Strike the bell and bide the danger''
''Or wonder till it drives you mad''
''What would have happened if you had''
{{quote|'''Budnick''': You can trash whatever you want to trash, destroy whatever you want to destroy and nobody will punish you or bother you you'll have complete freedom.
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'''Budnick''': The only way you will be punished is if you push that little red button over there but you will only be bringing the punishment on yourself.
'''Ellen''': Oh yeah, what kind of punishment?
'''Budnick''': You'll find out but don't say I didn't warn you.
|''[[Salute Your Shorts]]''}}
{{quote|''Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH", the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.''|[[
{{quote|''I will not include a [[Self-Destruct Mechanism]] unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a [[Big Red Button|large red button]] labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a [[Bullet Hell|spray of bullets]] on anyone [[Too Dumb to Live|stupid enough to disregard it]]. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.''|[[Evil Overlord List|The Evil Overlord List, #9]]}}
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'''Casanova Frankenstein:''' It's a cholorform-deploying portable enticement snare.
''* Captain Amazing nods in confusion and both foes stare at each other in silence momentarily* ''
'''Capt. Amazing:''' ''* sniffs* '' Ah, dang!
|''[[Mystery Men]]''}}
{{quote|<heros> LOL, dude, I set up this little box on the side of my car
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<heros> brb
<jeff> where u going?
<heros> car alarm went off
|qdb.us [http://www.qdb.us/230078 #230078]}}
{{quote|Kids! Color this comic and win! Send your completed entry to your local newspaper c/o "This Letter Is Really A Mailbomb" and win! Be sure to include your return address.|[http://sonichu.thecomicseries.com/comics/14 "Sonichu Is Dead," Chapter 14]}}
{{quote|'''Himeko''': ...but why would Dunbadoru-sensei have brought attention to it if he didn't want us going in?
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'''Himeko''': But that just guarantees someone will go in it and find out why it's forbidden the hard way!
'''Hermione''': And why do you say that?
'''Himeko''': My mom's a book writer, and my dad directs movies. I know the... what's that word again, [[Buffy-Speak|the stuff that every writer seems to use]]? Anyway, dad and Aiko'neechan would sit and watch some really bad American horror films and make fun of them at the same time. If you want someone to investigate something, you hide it then call attention to the fact that you're hiding something.
'''Hermione''':This isn't a movie or a book, Himeko.
|''[[Ribbon and Stone]]''}}
{{quote|'Do Not Lean Out Of The Window.' Wonder why...|Vivian, ''[[The Young Ones]]''}}
{{quote|'''Ren''': See this button? '''''[[Don't Touch It, You Idiot!|DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!]]'''''
'''Stimpy''': So, [[Too Dumb to Live|what'll happen?]]
'''Ren''': That's just it - ''we don't know!'' [[Tempting Fate|Maybe something good.]] [[The End of the World as We Know It|Maybe something bad.]]
|[[Ren and Stimpy]]}}
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