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The reveal in "Treasures of the Tonga Trench", in which the precious glowing "gemstones" the crew discovered turn out to be the feces of a giant bioluminescent sea creature. So funny that its practically the only thing I remember from the show.
Pretty much any of Krieg's wacky schemes, for that matter.
This gem from the pilot:

Krieg: What the... these are all family films! I told you to get something interesting! Look... this is a submarine. Can you say that?
Crewman: Submarine?
Krieg: Good! This is not a monastery! [sigh] Forget it, I'll pull something from my personal library.

On launching a "magma buoy" into a volcanic vent: "Oh, I think I'll pass. I doubt Raleigh or his ceramic suppository require my presence."

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 * Pretty much any of Krieg's wacky schemes, for that matter.
 * This gem from the pilot:
-{{quote| '''Krieg:''' What the... these are all family films! I told you to get something ''interesting!'' Look... this is a submarine. Can you say that?<br />
+{{quote|'''Krieg:''' What the... these are all family films! I told you to get something ''interesting!'' Look... this is a submarine. Can you say that?
-'''Crewman:''' Submarine?<br />
+'''Crewman:''' Submarine?
 '''Krieg:''' Good! This is not a monastery! [sigh] Forget it, I'll pull something from [[Porn Stash|my personal library.]] }}
 * On launching a "magma buoy" into a volcanic vent: "Oh, I think I'll pass. I doubt Raleigh or his ceramic suppository require my presence."
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