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Not here! The liar here is simply so talented, that in the span of ''seconds'', they can mentally [[Pull the Thread]] of their own lie, examine the fabric of their fabrication, and sew it back together. Or lucky enough that the words that come out of their mouth just happen to be as smooth as silk, and as impenetrable as a high thread count.
 
As such, the [['''Seamless Spontaneous Lie]]''' is when someone is prompted to lie, and instantly comes up with a lie so incredibly detailed that there's little left to break or counter. The liar has lied so thoroughly that the interrogator could only reveal their lie if any of the following (or combination thereof) happens:
* They (rightfully) ''assume'' that the liar must be lying.
* Some outside detail, usually the most minor one possible, pokes a hole in the lie.
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Compare [[Blatant Lies]] and [[Snowball Lie]], and [[Strange Minds Think Alike]]. Contrast [[Pull the Thread]] (or [[Stereo Fibbing]] for the plural version) and [[Hesitation Equals Dishonesty]].
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== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* In ''[[One Piece]]'', this is pulled not by the characters, but by way of [[Dub -Induced Plot Hole]]. In the Japanese version of the Arlong Park Arc, Arlong gives Nami a knife to prove her loyalty by stabbing Usopp. She decides to fake it - she puts her hand in front of Usopp and stabs it, then telling Usopp to pretend to be hit and fall into the lake/pool. In the 4Kids version, through very cheap copy-pasting of scenes, Nami elaborates an impossibly convenient plan with Usopp while preparing to "stab" him: Usopp had to replace Nami's knife with a rubber knife (that he conveniently had with him, and that conveniently looked exactly the same as Arlong's knife), Nami hits him with it, and the rest of the scene is played more or less the same. And in the next episode, Nami's hand is injured, for absolutely no reason.
* Kanade Suzutsuki from [[Mayo Chiki]] is a master of this trope. When Kureha, the sister of main character Jiro, asks about Kanade's butler [[Dropped a Bridget On Him|Subaru]] being a guy or girl (because she had seen a "cross-dressing" Subaru with Jiro in the previous episode), she tells Kureha that Subaru is in fact a boy, and that she's dating Jiro, much to his surprise. Kureha immediately falls for both lies.
** Later, in episode 7, while Subaru is on the beach in a bikini, Kureha runs into her, and initially thinks its Subaru (which she is). Kanade immediately points out that it's obviously a girl, and that said girl is Subaru's "cousin", Punyuru. Kureha once again falls for the lie.
** At the end of episode 7, Nagare, Subaru's father and the butler for Kanade's dad, shows up at the beach to bring them home. At first both girls are a bit scared by his presence, but then immediately start questioning each other if they know who that guy is. Despite his pleas, both girls make it seem like he's really just a perverted stalker, and everyone immediately buys it. Cue [[Butt Monkey|Nagare]] looking confused as to why his daughter is doing this (mostly to keep him from blowing her cover since she can't be butler if anyone finds out she's not really a guy).
** Kanade's lies are a little less effective on Usami however. When she tries to tell Usami about running away with Jiro to marry him on the beach, Usami sees right through it. Luckily Subaru approaches and overhears something which causes her to run away, prompting Jiro to chase after her. Usami tries to follow but Kanade stops her, and asks where she's spending the night at.
* ''[[The Idolmaster (Animeanime)|THE iDOLM@STER]]'' - The Producer (helped by Haruka) to Makoto when she's having a fit for being recognized as a Prince instead of a Princess.
 
== [[Fan Fiction]] ==
* In the ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]'' fanfic ''[[Fever Dreams (Fanfic)|Fever Dreams]]'' Light comes up with an elaborate one {{spoiler|when cornered- [[The Starscream|he claims he was coerced into working for Kira and then betrayed him]] and though he conveniently can't go into details, he has now backed Kira into a corner so he can't kill anymore.}} L finds to his annoyance that he can't disprove it and the taskforce (though wary upon realizing that Light really is that [[Manipulative Bastard|manipulative]]) becomes convinced of his innocence and some even begin to see Light as a hero.
 
== [[Film]] ==
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== [[Literature]] ==
* ''[[Murder Onon the Orient Express]]'' by Agatha Christie is centered on the murder of an American businessman on a train. As Poirot interrogates the passengers of the train. In the end, {{spoiler|we find out that everyone on the train was a part of the murder. They had to make up several lies to throw him off their trail. This was something like a dozen people. That kept up a lie under the scrutiny of Poirot. On a train in the middle of the Alps.}}
** {{spoiler|Specifically, they made ''two'' lies. They were supposed to have the entire train car except the victim, so presumably were were just going to murder the guy and then act normal, until Poirot replaced one of the conspirators in the train car, at which point they had to act out several hours of pantomime in front of him to frame someone who didn't exist.}}
** {{spoiler|And then an unforeseen snowstorm meant it was obvious that the imaginary person they invented couldn't have left the train car, so that person had to be a passenger, so they have to scramble to rewrite their entire story, on the fly, to deliberately frame several of them, reasoning it was better for a few to go down then all of them.}}
* [[A Song of Ice and Fire]] features so many talented [[Manipulative Bastard|Manipulative Bastards]]s playing [[Xanatos Speed Chess]] that this happens quite frequently. One example that is surprising because it ''doesn't'' come from such a character is when Sansa tells Tyrion that she doesn't want to stay in the part of the castle he has chosen because {{spoiler|her father's men were all killed there}}, (the real reason being that it would interfere with her escape plans). Tyrion, who is quite a [[Guile Hero]] [[Magnificent Bastard]] in his own right, accepts this (very reasonable) explanation immediately, perhaps [[Foreshadowing]] that Sansa might not be totally out of her depth in this [[Crapsack World]] after all...
** A less surprising example, given [[Magnificent Bastard|his nature]] is when {{spoiler|Petyr Baelish/Littlefinger}} tells Catelyn that the dagger {{spoiler|an assassin tried to use on Bran belongs to Tyrion}}. Since even [[The Spymaster|Varys]] didn't know about the dagger in advance, one can reasonably assume that this lie was made up on the spot. Keep in mind that [[Disaster Dominoes|the events causing the War of the Five Kings]] were largely triggered by this single improvisation.
* Anne Fine's book ''The Tulip Touch'' has this as one of Tulip's most notable characteristics. Being an abused child who craves attention, she frequently makes up implausible stories, but does it very well; [[Consummate Liar|the book's title refers to her habit of putting in that one little detail that always makes one wonder if she might be telling the truth just this once.]] She also fits this trope, because even when she is challenged, she is able to make up another, surprisingly plausible, explanation for the inconsistency.
 
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* A frequent tool of ''[[Scrubs (TV)|Scrubs]]''.
** One episode had a "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUcHRgREmPk seamless collaborative guy lie]", to cover up their original one word lie being [[Pull the Thread|pulled]]. And it would've worked, too, if it weren't for [[You Meddling Kids|Turk's meddling ass.]]
** "My First Kill":
{{quote| '''J.D.'s Narration''': Now you're gonna lie here. Don't be too specific!<br />
'''J.D.''': Since 1:42 yesterday afternoon. His wife did not want him to do it. She's beautiful, by the way - one green eye, one blue. She's from Luxembourg. They're both from Luxembourg. I believe they're, uh, Luxem... bourgian.<br />
'''Dr. Cox''': Where in Luxembourg? I spent two weeks there.<br />
'''J.D.'s Narration''': What are the odds? Just stay vague.<br />
'''J.D.''': Uh, outside Mertert, near the German border.<br />
'''Dr. Cox''': Ah.<br />
'''J.D.''': They say what they miss most are those lazy summer afternoons on the Moselle River.<br />
'''J.D.'s Narration''': You are channeling that seventh grade book report! }}
** "My Intern's Eyes", after Carla catches J.D. sneaking around the apartment he's no longer supposed to be living in:
{{quote| '''Carla''': Are you wearing boxers?<br />
'''J.D.''': Yes, I am, Carla, because I know when Turk's sad, he likes me to come over in my boxers because he likes to call me his Honky Adonis, and that's what friends do.<br />
''[Elliot and Carla look at each other and shrug.]''<br />
'''J.D.'s Narration''': They bought it? Are we that gay? }}
* On ''[[Arrested Development (TV series)|Arrested Development]]'', Lucille uses a lie like this to cover up the fact that her children's Nana died, and she's been keeping the inheritance money they want for herself. By this point in their lives, the kids know not to believe her. This just makes Lindsay try even harder to find out what happened in order to get the money.
* Barney from ''[[How I Met Your Mother (TV)|How I Met Your Mother]]'' sums this up pretty well: "If someone questions you, distract them from the original lie with more lies."
{{quote| '''Barney:''' Here, let me demonstrate: [[Blatant Lies|I own a pony.]] Ask me a question.<br />
'''Marshall:''' Okay. Um, what color is your pony?<br />
'''Barney:''' Well, when I first got Dandelion she was a deep, chestnut brown, but, sadly, her stable is located near a chemical plant which contaminated the drinking water. So, over time, she's turned a sickly, grayish-white color and there's nothing the vet can do to fix her.<br />
'''Marshall:''' My God, I'm . . . that's horrible! Is Dandelion going to be okay? ''([[Beat|beat]])'' Okay, all right, you are ''good''. [[Comically Missing the Point|Dandelion's not even sick, is she?]] }}
* Skyler in ''[[Breaking Bad]]''. When she needs to justify the large amount of cash her husband Walter earned from making meth, she spins a tale about Walt gambling that also explains the falling outs they had. It's so good Walter himself begins to listen in awe.
** Walter does this fairly frequently as well. It starts out as clumsily handled [[Multitasked Conversation|Multitasked Conversations]]s, but becomes increasingly complex.
* On ''[[Unforgettable (TV)|Unforgettable]]'' a murder suspect being interrogated by the cops, realizes that they have discovered that the murder scene was staged so he has to come up with a new story to distract the detectives. He uses the "[[Line-of-Sight Name|take names from the bulletin board]]" technique to tell a believable story and the detectives spend a fair chunk of time chasing this red herring.
* George on ''[[Seinfeld]]'' is usually terrible at lying, but he does have one shining moment when he sneaks an IQ test to supposed genius Elaine to take for him, then has to explain the food stains she got on it by concocting an elaborate story about how he went out the window to get some snacks.
 
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
* Roger of ''[[American Dad (Animation)|American Dad]]'' frequently manages to utilise one of these (given his multiple dress up personas, he is likely come to be accustomed to it).
** Stan actually labels it something of an endearing trademark for him when he seemingly reads off a number of redemptions he vows to acomplish off a sheet of paper (it's all just a spontaneous lie, the paper is blank).
 
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