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''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5731548/1/Severus_Snape_Professor_and_Lover
Severus Snape, Professor and Lover]]'' is a crossover fanfiction by
[[Comics Nix]].

[[Harry Potter|Severus Snape]], bored of his job as a Hogwarts professor,
decides to quit his job. Albus Dumbledore refuses to allow it to happen,
and transfers Snape to teach the [[Teletubbies]]. Snape soon learns that
his new students aren't interested in what he has to teach....

As anyone who knows [[Comics Nix]] would assume, this story is incredibly
disturbing, featuring ridiculously disgusting sex scenes. The story
itself features horrible grammar and a nonsensical plot. Quite possibly
the most vile of [[Comics Nix]]'s tales.

=== Tropes:
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* [[A Date With Rosie Palms]]: <s> Po</s> Poo masturbates in a corner.
* [[Alien Blood]]:  {{spoiler|Laa Laa's blood is yellow.}}
* [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]]: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way
into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses [[spoiler: her
virgin blood]] as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is
"full of dancing crawlers", {{spoiler|along with Laa Laa's feces}} as
lubricant while having anal sex with Tinky Winky!
* [[Big No]]: [[spoiler: Dumbledore does one before being blown up by Tinky
Winky's grenade.]]
* [[Breast Expansion]]:  {{spoiler|Laa Laa grows "a pair of xanthous brests".}}
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Crossover Ship]]: One of the more ridiculous examples, too.
* [[spoiler: [[Face Heel Turn]]: Dumbledore ends up being the [[Big Bad]] and
attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow
it.]]
* [[Gross-Out Show]]: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales.
*  {{spoiler|[[Heroic Sacrifice]]: Tinky Winky.}}
* [[Lemon]]: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening
simultaneously, between Snape and Laa Laa, and Dipsy and Tinky Winky.
* [[OOC]]
* [[spoiler: [[Potty Failure]]: Laa Laa poops all over the bed after having
orgasms.]]
* [[The Reveal]]:  {{spoiler|The Teletubbies are secretly Death Eaters!}}
* [[spoiler: [[Shout-Out]]: Dumbledore says [[[[Lord of the Rings]] "You shall not
pass."]]]]
* [[Troll Fic]]

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