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{{quote|''"No Laa-Laa, don't be ashamed. When you bit the forbidden fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!"''|'''Snape'''}} |
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fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!" |
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''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5731548/1/Severus_Snape_Professor_and_Lover Severus Snape, Professor and Lover]'' is a crossover fanfiction by [[Comics Nix]]. |
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Severus Snape, Professor and Lover]]'' is a crossover fanfiction by |
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[[Comics Nix]]. |
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[[Harry Potter|Severus Snape]], bored of his job as a Hogwarts professor, |
[[Harry Potter|Severus Snape]], bored of his job as a Hogwarts professor, decides to quit his job. Albus Dumbledore refuses to allow it to happen, and transfers Snape to teach the [[Teletubbies]]. Snape soon learns that his new students aren't interested in what he has to teach.... |
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decides to quit his job. Albus Dumbledore refuses to allow it to happen, |
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and transfers Snape to teach the [[Teletubbies]]. Snape soon learns that |
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his new students aren't interested in what he has to teach.... |
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As anyone who knows |
As anyone who knows Comics Nix would assume, this story is incredibly disturbing, featuring ridiculously disgusting sex scenes. The story itself features horrible grammar and a nonsensical plot. Quite possibly the most vile of [[Comics Nix]]'s tales. |
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disturbing, featuring ridiculously disgusting sex scenes. The story |
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itself features horrible grammar and a nonsensical plot. Quite possibly |
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the most vile of [[Comics Nix]]'s tales. |
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=== Tropes: |
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* [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]: <s> Po</s> Poo masturbates in a corner. |
* [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]: <s> Po</s> Poo masturbates in a corner. |
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* [[Alien Blood]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa's blood is yellow.}} |
* [[Alien Blood]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa's blood is yellow.}} |
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* [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]]: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way |
* [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]]: Profezro Snape's penis reaches all the way into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses {{spoiler|her virgin blood}} as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is "full of dancing crawlers", {{spoiler|along with Laa Laa's feces}} as lubricant while having anal sex with Tinky Winky! |
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into Laa Laa's uterus. Not only that, but Snape uses [[spoiler: her |
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virgin blood]] as a lubricant, and Dipsy uses his own snot, which is |
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"full of dancing crawlers", {{spoiler|along with Laa Laa's feces}} as |
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lubricant while having anal sex with Tinky Winky! |
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Winky's grenade.]] |
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* [[Breast Expansion]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa grows "a pair of xanthous brests".}} |
* [[Breast Expansion]]: {{spoiler|Laa Laa grows "a pair of xanthous brests".}} |
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* [[Crack Fic]] |
* [[Crack Fic]] |
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* [[Crossover Ship]]: One of the more ridiculous examples, too. |
* [[Crossover Ship]]: One of the more ridiculous examples, too. |
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* {{spoiler|[[Face Heel Turn]]: Dumbledore ends up being the [[Big Bad]] and attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow it.}} |
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attempts to kill the Tubbies; and Snape himself when he refuses to allow |
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it.]] |
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* [[Gross-Out Show]]: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales. |
* [[Gross-Out Show]]: Just like all the other Comicsnix tales. |
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* {{spoiler|[[Heroic Sacrifice]]: Tinky Winky.}} |
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* [[Lemon]]: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening |
* [[Lemon]]: The majority of the story is two sex scenes happening simultaneously, between Snape and Laa Laa, and Dipsy and Tinky Winky. |
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simultaneously, between Snape and Laa Laa, and Dipsy and Tinky Winky. |
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* [[OOC]] |
* [[OOC]] |
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* {{spoiler|[[Potty Failure]]: Laa Laa poops all over the bed after having orgasms.}} |
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orgasms.]] |
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* [[The Reveal]]: {{spoiler|The Teletubbies are secretly Death Eaters!}} |
* [[The Reveal]]: {{spoiler|The Teletubbies are secretly Death Eaters!}} |
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* {{spoiler|[[Shout-Out]]: Dumbledore says [[Lord of the Rings|"You shall not pass."]]}} |
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pass."]]]] |
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* [[Troll Fic]] |
* [[Troll Fic]] |
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