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* How quickly Stephanie decides that Number 5 was an alien and how quickly she accepts the idea of being visited by the "alien" was rather amusing.
* Howard, scared about what the malfunctioning Number 5 might do, makes this comment:
{{quote| Howard: What if it decides to melt down a bus full of nuns? How would you write the headline on that?!<br />
Ben: Nun soup? }}
* Ben is generally pretty good for these. When Crosby was taking No. 2 (without permission) on his hunt for No. 5, Howard started freaking out some more.
{{quote| Howard: Great! So instead of $11 million on the loose, we're going to have twenty-two!<br />
Ben: Plus we are needing gas money. }}
* Any and all Ben's [[Malaproper]] phrases.
{{quote| "I am standing here beside myself." (I am beside myself) <br />
"So now I am having no job to speak about. I will have to smack the sidewalk." (I have no job to speak of. I will have to pound the pavement) <br />
"I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you. You will be awarded a cake." (I have see some strange, bizarre drivers, but you take the cake)<br />
"Bimbo!" (Bingo)<br />
"With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?"<br />
"Newton, we are wasting valueless time here!" }}
* And this great line:
{{quote| Newton: "So what do you think of her?"<br />
Ben: "I am thinking she is a wirgin. Or at least used to be one." }}
* And this one:
{{quote| Newton: "Where are you from, anyway?"<br />
Ben: "Bakersfield, originally."<br />
Newton: "No, I mean your ancestors."<br />
Ben: "Oh, dem. Pittsburgh." }}
* Just Ben in general.
{{quote| "Bye-bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground."}}
* Nearly everything Benjamin says is hilarious ("So instead of $11 million on the loose, we have $22 million." Ben: "And plus, we are needing gas money!"), but one line stands out:
{{quote|'''Benjamin:''' Newton Crosby, you must make instantaneous appearance!
'''Crosby:''' *makes a piano-playing robot hand flip him off*
'''Benjamin:''' Is that a yes, or the number of your intelligence quotient? }}
** The scene where Johnny 5 dismantles that guy's car (in about 10 seconds), lays the pieces out in order, drops the manual and says "simple!"
 
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* Fred tries explaining that he didn't "lose" Johnny Five. He just "misplaced him, y'know? Like your car keys."
{{quote| Ben: "HOW ARE YOU MISPLACING A 700 POUND CAR KEY?!"}}
* The moment that Number Five/Johnny Five discovered the bookstore and begins heading towards it excitedly. By the time Fred catches back up to him, it looks like a tornado erupted inside the building.
 
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