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* How quickly Stephanie decides that Number 5 was an alien and how quickly she accepts the idea of being visited by the "alien" was rather amusing. |
* How quickly Stephanie decides that Number 5 was an alien and how quickly she accepts the idea of being visited by the "alien" was rather amusing. |
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* Howard, scared about what the malfunctioning Number 5 might do, makes this comment: |
* Howard, scared about what the malfunctioning Number 5 might do, makes this comment: |
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{{quote|Howard: What if it decides to melt down a bus full of nuns? How would you write the headline on that?! |
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Ben: Nun soup? }} |
Ben: Nun soup? }} |
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* Ben is generally pretty good for these. When Crosby was taking No. 2 (without permission) on his hunt for No. 5, Howard started freaking out some more. |
* Ben is generally pretty good for these. When Crosby was taking No. 2 (without permission) on his hunt for No. 5, Howard started freaking out some more. |
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{{quote|Howard: Great! So instead of $11 million on the loose, we're going to have twenty-two! |
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Ben: Plus we are needing gas money. }} |
Ben: Plus we are needing gas money. }} |
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* Any and all Ben's [[Malaproper]] phrases. |
* Any and all Ben's [[Malaproper]] phrases. |
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{{quote|"I am standing here beside myself." (I am beside myself) |
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"So now I am having no job to speak about. I will have to smack the sidewalk." (I have no job to speak of. I will have to pound the pavement) |
"So now I am having no job to speak about. I will have to smack the sidewalk." (I have no job to speak of. I will have to pound the pavement) |
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"I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you. You will be awarded a cake." (I have see some strange, bizarre drivers, but you take the cake) |
"I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you. You will be awarded a cake." (I have see some strange, bizarre drivers, but you take the cake) |
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"Bimbo!" (Bingo) |
"Bimbo!" (Bingo) |
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"With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?" |
"With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?" |
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"Newton, we are wasting valueless time here!" }} |
"Newton, we are wasting valueless time here!" }} |
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* And this great line: |
* And this great line: |
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{{quote|Newton: "So what do you think of her?" |
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Ben: "I am thinking she is a wirgin. Or at least used to be one." }} |
Ben: "I am thinking she is a wirgin. Or at least used to be one." }} |
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* And this one: |
* And this one: |
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{{quote|Newton: "Where are you from, anyway?" |
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Ben: "Bakersfield, originally." |
Ben: "Bakersfield, originally." |
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Newton: "No, I mean your ancestors." |
Newton: "No, I mean your ancestors." |
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Ben: "Oh, dem. Pittsburgh." }} |
Ben: "Oh, dem. Pittsburgh." }} |
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* Just Ben in general. |
* Just Ben in general. |
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{{quote|"Bye-bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground."}} |
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=== Short Circuit 2: === |
=== Short Circuit 2: === |
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* Fred tries explaining that he didn't "lose" Johnny Five. He just "misplaced him, y'know? Like your car keys." |
* Fred tries explaining that he didn't "lose" Johnny Five. He just "misplaced him, y'know? Like your car keys." |
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{{quote|Ben: "HOW ARE YOU MISPLACING A 700 POUND CAR KEY?!"}} |
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* The moment that Number Five/Johnny Five discovered the bookstore and begins heading towards it excitedly. By the time Fred catches back up to him, it looks like a tornado erupted inside the building. |
* The moment that Number Five/Johnny Five discovered the bookstore and begins heading towards it excitedly. By the time Fred catches back up to him, it looks like a tornado erupted inside the building. |
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