Shut UP, Hannibal/Quotes: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|I... hate... ''[[Silence of the Lambs]]''. Every time I try to treat prisoners as people I have to sit through another variation of... "HELLOOOOO CLARICE! AM I TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU OR ARE YOU TRAPPED IN HERE WITH MEEEE?"|'''Rikk''', ''[[Fans]]''}}

{{quote|'''[[The Joker]]:''' [[Batman (~~Film~~)|You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?]]

{{quote|'''[[The Joker]]:''' [[Batman (film)|You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?]]

'''[[Green Goblin]]:''' Yeah. He told me you're gay.|''[[I'm a Marvel And Im ~~ADC~~|Marvel/DC Happy Hour]]''}}

'''[[Green Goblin]]:''' Yeah. He told me you're gay.|''[[I'm a Marvel And I'm a DC|Marvel/DC Happy Hour]]''}}

{{quote|Maybe there've been times were I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's lush and school sucks, but this job is the one damn thing I'm good at. If all the crap in my life hasn't screwed me up yet, then neither will this and neither will you.|'''Yusuke Urameshi''' to [[Big Bad]] [[Nietzsche Wannabe]] Sensui, ''[[Yu Yu Hakusho]]''}}

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'''[[Handicapped Badass|Caine]]''': (''stands up'')

'''[[Big Bad]]''': ...You've learned a new trick. Come, then: Let us meet as men, standing face-to-face, for the surrender of the sword. [[Large Ham|I applaud your sense of ceremony: Grant and Lee at Appomattox Courthouse, rather than Brutus at the feet of Ant-]]

'''Caine''': (''points [[Absurdly Sharp Blade|Kosall]] at him'') You talk too fucking much. You and me, we both know what's going on here, and it has nothing to do with surrender.|''[[The Acts of Caine ~~(Literature)~~|Blade of Tyshalle]]''}}

'''Caine''': (''points [[Absurdly Sharp Blade|Kosall]] at him'') You talk too fucking much. You and me, we both know what's going on here, and it has nothing to do with surrender.|''[[The Acts of Caine|Blade of Tyshalle]]''}}

{{quote|Then the prophet spake: saying "Frak this, for my faith is a shield proof against your blandishments."|'''Alem Mahat''', ''[[Ciaphas Cain|The Book of Cain]]'', Chapter IV, Verse XXI}}

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{{quote|'''Dark Bowser''': Still here? Has the dark power not crushed your puny hopes? Soon, this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you too will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!

'''Bowser''': [[Evil Laugh|GWAHAHA!]] Great dark hurricane! Seriously, [[Amazing Technicolor Battlefield|perfect backdrop]] for an awesome [[Final Boss|final battle]]! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! '''THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!''' [[Fight Woosh|*SHOWTIME!*]]|''[[Mario and Luigi Bowsers Inside Story ~~(Video Game)~~|Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story]]''}}

'''Bowser''': [[Evil Laugh|GWAHAHA!]] Great dark hurricane! Seriously, [[Amazing Technicolor Battlefield|perfect backdrop]] for an awesome [[Final Boss|final battle]]! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! '''THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!''' [[Fight Woosh|*SHOWTIME!*]]|''[[Mario and Luigi Bowsers Inside Story|Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story]]''}}

{{quote|Hey [[Anti Christ]]-er, Beelzeboss,

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'''Lan Hikari:''' It's gone...

'''Dr. Regal:''' The Dark Power vanished?! [[This Cannot Be!|No...This cannot be...]]

'''Hub Hikari:''' It's over...|''[[~~Megaman~~ Battle Network]] 5''}}

'''Hub Hikari:''' It's over...|''[[Mega Man Battle Network]] 5''}}

{{quote|'''[[Big Bad|Jacques De Aldersberg]]:''' You always believed man makes his own destiny. [[Utopia Justifies the Means|I seek to change all humanity's fate.]]

'''[[Badass|Geralt]]:''' You robbed humanity of its right to decide. You understand nothing. |''[[~~The Witcher (Video Game)|~~The Witcher]]''}}

'''[[Badass|Geralt]]:''' You robbed humanity of its right to decide. You understand nothing. |''[[The Witcher]]''}}

{{quote|He's an '''asshole!''' I don't care what he thinks!|'''Marty McFly''', ''[[Back to The Future]], Part III'', responding to Buford Tannen's claims that he (Marty) is chicken}}

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{{quote|'''King Leonidas''': You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to ''my city's steps!'' You insult my queen. You threaten my people with ''slavery and death!'' Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps ''you'' should have done the same!

'''Messenger''': This is blasphemy! This is madness!

'''King Leonidas''': Madness...? '''[[This Is Sparta|This! Is! SPARTA!]]''' (''kicks messenger down well'')|''[[~~Three Hundred|~~300]]''}}

'''King Leonidas''': Madness...? '''[[This Is Sparta|This! Is! SPARTA!]]''' (''kicks messenger down well'')|''[[300]]''}}

{{quote|''' {{spoiler|[[Nietzsche Wannabe|Lotso]]}}''': She replaced us!

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{{quote|'''[[Lex Luthor]]''': I saw how to save the world! I could have made everyone see. ''I could have saved the world if it wasn't for you!''

'''[[Superman]]''': You could have saved the world years ago if it ''mattered'' to you, Luthor.

'''Lex Luthor:''' (''quietly'') [[Heel Realization|...You're right]].|''[[All Star Superman]]''}}

'''Lex Luthor:''' (''quietly'') [[Heel Realization|...You're right]].|''[[All-Star Superman]]''}}

{{quote|'''[[Expy|Thinly-Veiled]][[Journey to ~~The~~ West|-Son-Goku]]:''' A soul should not be placed inside a doll!

{{quote|'''[[Expy|Thinly-Veiled]][[Journey to the West|-Son-Goku]]:''' A soul should not be placed inside a doll!

'''Ryoma Nagare:''' [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Don't talk shit that I can't understand!]]|''New [[Getter Robo]]''}}

{{quote|'''[[Well-Intentioned Extremist|Light]] [[Smug Snake|Yagami]]''': [[Utopia Justifies the Means|THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED!]] [[The Chosen One|A PURPOSE GIVEN TO ME!]] (''[[Evil Laugh]]'') Only I could do it! WHO ELSE COULD HAVE DONE IT AND COME THIS FAR?! WOULD THEY HAVE KEPT GOING?! The only one who can create a new world... is '''ME'''!

(''[[Beat Panel|Beat]]'')

{{spoiler|'''Near''': [[Little No|No]]. You're just a murderer, Light Yagami, and this notebook is the deadliest weapon of mass murder in the history of mankind. You yielded to the power of the Shinigami and the notebook, and you have confused yourself with a god. In the end, you're nothing more than a crazy serial killer. That's ''all'' you are}}|''[[~~Death Note (Manga)|~~Death Note]]''}}

{{spoiler|'''Near''': [[Little No|No]]. You're just a murderer, Light Yagami, and this notebook is the deadliest weapon of mass murder in the history of mankind. You yielded to the power of the Shinigami and the notebook, and you have confused yourself with a god. In the end, you're nothing more than a crazy serial killer. That's ''all'' you are}}|''[[Death Note]]''}}

{{quote|'''[[Complete Monster|Majd Addin]]''': I killed them because I could! Because it was fun! Do you know what it feels like to determine another man's fate? And did you see the way the people cheered? The way they feared me? I was like a god! You'd have done the same if you could! Such power...

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{{quote|What I did... was beyond forgiveness. [[The Atoner|I don't need anyone to tell me that.]] No matter what I do, I can't change the past. But what I can do...is save Jeri! And let me tell you, no [[Cosmic Horror|talking eyeball's]] gonna stop me! '''''[[Calling Your Attacks|CORONA DESTROYER!]]''''' [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|How's it feel to be on the other end of the whupping stick?!]]|'''Beelzemon''', ''[[Digimon Tamers]]''}}

{{quote|There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it.|'''[[James Bond (~~Film~~)|James Bond]]''' to Scaramanga in ''[[The Man ~~With the Golden Gun (Film)|The Man With~~ the Golden Gun]]''}}

{{quote|There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it.|'''[[James Bond (film)|James Bond]]''' to Scaramanga in ''[[The Man with the Golden Gun]]''}}

{{quote|'''[[Big Bad|Teeki]]''': Fate is cruel, yes. But consider! [[You Can't Fight Fate|Most people are resigned to their fates]]. There are only a few exceptions. Only those who, by some miracle, are blessed with talent. They alone can change fate. The others merely shuffle along. Sped along by their upbringing, yanked by mortal ties... [[Nietzsche Wannabe|This is life, a horrible meaningless curse]]. Your friend [[Start of Darkness|learned that for himself]]. All of his effort? [[Hard Work Hardly Works|Meaningless]]!!!

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{{quote|'''Zant''': You.....TRAITORS!

'''Midna''': Traitors? Ha! You want to know why none would call you king? It was your eyes, Zant. All saw it, a lust for power burning in your pupils. Did you think we'd forget our ancestors lost their king to such greed?|''[[The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess]]''}}

'''Midna''': Traitors? Ha! You want to know why none would call you king? It was your eyes, Zant. All saw it, a lust for power burning in your pupils. Did you think we'd forget our ancestors lost their king to such greed?|''[[The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess]]''}}

{{quote|'''Discord''': Will you ever learn?

'''Twilight Sparkle''': [[And Knowing Is Half the Battle|I'll tell you what we've learned]] ''Discord''! [[World of Cardboard Speech|We've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's]] ''[[World of Cardboard Speech|no doubt]]'' [[World of Cardboard Speech|it's worth fighting for!]]|''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ~~(Animation)~~|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]''}}

'''Twilight Sparkle''': [[And Knowing Is Half the Battle|I'll tell you what we've learned]] ''Discord''! [[World of Cardboard Speech|We've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's]] ''[[World of Cardboard Speech|no doubt]]'' [[World of Cardboard Speech|it's worth fighting for!]]|''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]''}}

{{quote|'''{{spoiler|[[Complete Monster|Captain Vidal]]:}}''' Tell my son the time his father died. Tell him.

'''Mercedes:''' No. He won't even know your ''name''.

'''Pedro:''' (''[[Pay Evil Unto Evil|Shoots]] {{spoiler|Vidal}} [[Pay Evil Unto Evil|in the face]]'')|''[[~~Pans~~ Labyrinth]]''}}

'''Pedro:''' (''[[Pay Evil Unto Evil|Shoots]] {{spoiler|Vidal}} [[Pay Evil Unto Evil|in the face]]'')|''[[Pan's Labyrinth]]''}}

{{quote|'''Thulsa Doom:''' My child, you have come to me, my son. Who gave you the will to live? What would your world be, without me? My son.

'''[[~~The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|~~The Nostalgia Critic]]:''' (''imitating [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] as Conan'') Well, gee, when you put it like that, FUCK YOU!!!

'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]:''' (''imitating [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] as Conan'') Well, gee, when you put it like that, FUCK YOU!!!

'''Conan:''' (''[[Off ~~With~~ His Head|beheads Thulsa Doom]]'')|'''[[~~The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|~~The Nostalgia Critic]]''' reviews ''[[Conan the Barbarian]]''}}

'''Conan:''' (''[[Off with His Head|beheads Thulsa Doom]]'')|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''' reviews ''[[Conan the Barbarian]]''}}

{{quote|Don't be tricked, you idiot! ''He's the bad guy!''|'''Anita''', ''[[ROD the TV]]''}}

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'''Luke Skywalker:''' [[Sheathe Your Sword|I will not fight you.]]

'''Vader:''' Give yourself to [[The Dark Side]]. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes... your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... ''sister.'' So, you have a twin sister! Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete! If you will not turn to the Dark Side, [[Relative Button|then perhaps she will]]—

'''Luke:''' [''[[Rage Breaking Point|ignites lightsaber and charges out of hiding]]''] [[Big Never|NEVER!!]]|''[[~~Return of the Jedi (Film)|~~Return of the Jedi]]''}}

'''Luke:''' [''[[Rage Breaking Point|ignites lightsaber and charges out of hiding]]''] [[Big Never|NEVER!!]]|''[[Return of the Jedi]]''}}

{{quote|'''[[Loki (Comic Book)|Loki]]:''' ENOUGH! All of you are ''beneath'' me. [[A God Am I|I am a]] '''''[[A God Am I|GOD]]''''', you ''dull creature!'' And I will not-

(''[[Talk to ~~The~~ Fist|Hulk]] [[Metronomic Man-Mashing|interrupts]]'')

(''[[Talk to the Fist|Hulk]] [[Metronomic Man-Mashing|interrupts]]'')

'''[[~~The~~ Incredible Hulk (Comic Book)|The Incredible Hulk]]:''' ''[[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Puny]] [[Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?|god]].''|''[[The Avengers (~~Film~~)|The Avengers]]''}}

'''[[Incredible Hulk (Comic Book)|The Incredible Hulk]]:''' ''[[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Puny]] [[Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?|god]].''|''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]''}}

{{quote|You shut your mouth, Medusa! Lady Palutena is ''nothing'' like you! Who turns people to stone and poisons the rivers? Who reduces cities to rubble? And who is leading the Underworld destruction of the land and heavens? ''Not'' Lady Palutena! You're the one responsible for all this, Medusa!|'''Pit''', responding to Medusa's [[Not So Different]] speech to Palutena, ''[[Kid Icarus Uprising ~~(Video Game)~~|Kid Icarus Uprising]]''}}

{{quote|You shut your mouth, Medusa! Lady Palutena is ''nothing'' like you! Who turns people to stone and poisons the rivers? Who reduces cities to rubble? And who is leading the Underworld destruction of the land and heavens? ''Not'' Lady Palutena! You're the one responsible for all this, Medusa!|'''Pit''', responding to Medusa's [[Not So Different]] speech to Palutena, ''[[Kid Icarus: Uprising|Kid Icarus Uprising]]''}}

{{quote|You're like a kid with a toy. You're the one that can't tell fantasy from reality. You're the one who lives in the little dots of light. If you want to dream, just do it by yourself!|'''Spike Spiegel''' to {{spoiler|Dr. Londes}}, ''[[~~Cowboy Bebop (Anime)|~~Cowboy Bebop]]''}}

{{quote|You're like a kid with a toy. You're the one that can't tell fantasy from reality. You're the one who lives in the little dots of light. If you want to dream, just do it by yourself!|'''Spike Spiegel''' to {{spoiler|Dr. Londes}}, ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]''}}