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* [[Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines]] features a cigarette warning with side effects including "jock itch", "alien invasion" and "the death of cute little puppies". |
* [[Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines]] features a cigarette warning with side effects including "jock itch", "alien invasion" and "the death of cute little puppies". |
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* In a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44yrY9YO3tc particularly amusing Avatar Abridged episode], Haru advertises a shampoo called Sexyfine that rearranges a person's DNA and turns them, well, sexyfine. Side effects included headaches, blood clots, green rashes, gonorrhea, albinism, thumb cancer, chocolate cravings, heroin addiction, pregnancy, ear mutation, increased risk of cyborg koala attack, the apocalypse, and [[Portmanteau Couple Name|Zutara]]. |
* In a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44yrY9YO3tc particularly amusing Avatar Abridged episode], Haru advertises a shampoo called Sexyfine that rearranges a person's DNA and turns them, well, sexyfine. Side effects included headaches, blood clots, green rashes, gonorrhea, albinism, thumb cancer, chocolate cravings, heroin addiction, pregnancy, ear mutation, increased risk of cyborg koala attack, the apocalypse, and [[Portmanteau Couple Name|Zutara]]. |
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* [[Robin Williams]]' routine for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBb5v1sJhuU Fuckitol: "Fuckitol]... for those times when you don't want to give a damn..." (Not to be confused with [ |
* [[Robin Williams]]' routine for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBb5v1sJhuU Fuckitol: "Fuckitol]... for those times when you don't want to give a damn..." (Not to be confused with [[wikipedia:Fucitol|Fucitol]].) He also talked about side effects, and how one list included "may cause anal leakage." |
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{{quote| "That's not a side effect, that is an ''effect''. It's like, "How you doin', Bob?" - "Oh, just a bit of anal leakage." - "Bob, you wanna get out of the pool right now?"}} |
{{quote| "That's not a side effect, that is an ''effect''. It's like, "How you doin', Bob?" - "Oh, just a bit of anal leakage." - "Bob, you wanna get out of the pool right now?"}} |
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* From [http://www.otterdude.com Dume], [http://www.otterdude.com/?Strip=24 "...Gruesome, Screaming, Meaty Death."] |
* From [http://www.otterdude.com Dume], [http://www.otterdude.com/?Strip=24 "...Gruesome, Screaming, Meaty Death."] |
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