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{{quote|'''Imperial Officer:''' Lord Vader, the rebels have fled the ice planet of Hoth. After going to the swamp planet of Dagobah, Skywalker has rejoined his friends on the desert world of Tatooine. And now the rebel fleet is massing for an attack on the forest moon of Endor.<br />
{{quote|'''Imperial Officer:''' Lord Vader, the rebels have fled the ice planet of Hoth. After going to the swamp planet of Dagobah, Skywalker has rejoined his friends on the desert world of Tatooine. And now the rebel fleet is massing for an attack on the forest moon of Endor.
'''Darth Vader:''' I sense a great disturbance in the Force.<br />
'''Darth Vader:''' I sense a great disturbance in the Force.
'''Imperial Officer:''' My lord?<br />
'''Imperial Officer:''' My lord?
'''Darth Vader:''' How else can so many worlds be totally covered with only one terrain type without regard to latitudinal variations?|''[[Irregular Webcomic]]'', [http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/87.html #87]}}
'''Darth Vader:''' How else can so many worlds be totally covered with only one terrain type without regard to latitudinal variations?|''[[Irregular Webcomic]]'', [http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/87.html #87]}}


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* Parodied in [[Ray Bradbury]]'s short story "The Earth Men" (incorporated into ''[[The Martian Chronicles]]''). Some Earth-astronauts go to Mars, and the local Martians think they're nutters just claiming to be aliens, so the astronauts find themselves locked up in the loony bin. While there, several other loonies claim to be from Earth, and each say that Earth is a "massive jungle planet," a world covered with just oceans, or just desert, etc.
* Parodied in [[Ray Bradbury]]'s short story "The Earth Men" (incorporated into ''[[The Martian Chronicles]]''). Some Earth-astronauts go to Mars, and the local Martians think they're nutters just claiming to be aliens, so the astronauts find themselves locked up in the loony bin. While there, several other loonies claim to be from Earth, and each say that Earth is a "massive jungle planet," a world covered with just oceans, or just desert, etc.
* Referenced in ''[[Vorkosigan Saga|A Civil Campaign]]'' :
* Referenced in ''[[Vorkosigan Saga|A Civil Campaign]]'' :
{{quote| "It's not at all what I was expecting, from Barrayar."<br />
{{quote|"It's not at all what I was expecting, from Barrayar."
"What were you expecting?"<br />
"What were you expecting?"
"Kilometers of flat gray concrete, I suppose. Military barracks and people in uniform marching around in lockstep."<br />
"Kilometers of flat gray concrete, I suppose. Military barracks and people in uniform marching around in lockstep."
"Economically unlikely for an entire planetary surface. Though uniforms, we do have." }}
"Economically unlikely for an entire planetary surface. Though uniforms, we do have." }}
* In C.S. Friedman's ''[[Madness Season]]'', the protagonist at one point looks up archive footage of the Tyr's home planet. He's somewhat unnerved to find endless unbroken kilometers of lush blue plant growth from pole to pole, broken only by oceans teeming with life. {{spoiler|It turns out he's only viewing it during a very narrow portion of its solar orbit; nine years out of ten, the planet is either a frozen wasteland as its orbit carries it out to the far reaches of the solar system, or a boiling hellhole as it comes too near the sun. It looks as nice as it does during spring because all the planet's life has to put out as much growth as it can during the brief live periods.}}
* In C.S. Friedman's ''[[Madness Season]]'', the protagonist at one point looks up archive footage of the Tyr's home planet. He's somewhat unnerved to find endless unbroken kilometers of lush blue plant growth from pole to pole, broken only by oceans teeming with life. {{spoiler|It turns out he's only viewing it during a very narrow portion of its solar orbit; nine years out of ten, the planet is either a frozen wasteland as its orbit carries it out to the far reaches of the solar system, or a boiling hellhole as it comes too near the sun. It looks as nice as it does during spring because all the planet's life has to put out as much growth as it can during the brief live periods.}}
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* In [[Red vs. Blue]] the Halo-map Sidewinder is "a planet made entirely out of ice. It was really fucking cold."
* In [[Red vs. Blue]] the Halo-map Sidewinder is "a planet made entirely out of ice. It was really fucking cold."
* Satirized in College Humor's ''Troopers'': "[http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6464165/troopers-swamp-planet The Swamp Planet]".
* Satirized in College Humor's ''Troopers'': "[http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6464165/troopers-swamp-planet The Swamp Planet]".
{{quote| "50 years ago Dread Trooper scouts landed in a swamp on our planet and for ''some reason'' didn't bother exploring anywhere else! If they'd gone one mile to the left, they would have found some beautiful beach front condos. But they didn't. And now we're the "swamp planet". How do you think that makes me feel?"}}
{{quote|"50 years ago Dread Trooper scouts landed in a swamp on our planet and for ''some reason'' didn't bother exploring anywhere else! If they'd gone one mile to the left, they would have found some beautiful beach front condos. But they didn't. And now we're the "swamp planet". How do you think that makes me feel?"}}
* Part of #3 of ''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]'''s [http://www.cracked.com/article_17392_6-sci-fi-movie-conventions-that-need-to-die_p2.html 6 Sci-Fi Movie Conventions (That Need to Die)].
* Part of #3 of ''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]'''s [http://www.cracked.com/article_17392_6-sci-fi-movie-conventions-that-need-to-die_p2.html 6 Sci-Fi Movie Conventions (That Need to Die)].