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{{quote|Late last night I returned home from my duties as royal envoy, to find my kin in a greater uproar than the southern city I had left behind. Ten months of Westgate's problems shrivel to insignificance when compared to the tragedy that has befallen the clan of the Wyvernspurs of Immersea.
How could the flattening of an entire neighborhood by a dragon corpse, followed by an earthquake and an underworld power-struggle, hope to compete with the theft of a family heirloom no larger than a zucchini and uglier than three-week-old sausage?
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{{quote|POWER OUTAGE. We'd like to kindly ask guests to eat the seasonal Cast Members first.▼
[https://twitter.com/FakeThemePark/status/409032090244894721 Fake Theme Park]: POWER OUTAGE
POWER OUTAGE. Park managers, please loudly say, "I'm working on it!" and start hitting something with a hammer.▼
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▲POWER OUTAGE CONTINUES. Guests have not heard "Jingle Bell Rock" for almost 20 minutes. BRING IN EMERGENCY SPEAKERS.
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▲[https://twitter.com/FakeThemePark/status/676507708451905536 Fake Theme Park]: POWER OUTAGE. Park managers, please loudly say, "I'm working on it!" and start hitting something with a hammer.
[https://twitter.com/FakeThemePark/status/676528445103456257 Fake Theme Park]: POWER OUTAGE CONTINUES. Guests have not heard "Jingle Bell Rock" for almost 20 minutes. BRING IN EMERGENCY SPEAKERS.
|''[https://twitter.com/FakeThemePark Fake Theme Park]'' ([[Log Fic]] on [[Twitter]]) }}
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