Skewed Priorities/Quotes
Late last night I returned home from my duties as royal envoy, to find my kin in a greater uproar than the southern city I had left behind. Ten months of Westgate's problems shrivel to insignificance when compared to the tragedy that has befallen the clan of the Wyvernspurs of Immersea. —Giogioni Wvvernspur, Wyvern's Spur (Forgotten Realms novel by Jeff Grubb and Kate Novak)
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Lister: You've got to get your priorities right! You know, it's like those people you read about who run back into a burning house to rescue some treasured piece of furniture and wind up burning to death. I mean, nothing's more important than a human life! —Red Dwarf, "Marooned"
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Hey commander. Check it out! Big news; the new Blasto movie is breaking opening-week records! There's also a big expose on quasar tournaments, tips on how to make your apartment look bigger, and... oh yeah, a big-ass Reaper invasion. —Joker, complaining about this in Mass Effect 3
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Cartman: (crying) My dad was a ginger! |
Fake Theme Park: POWER OUTAGE. Guests have not heard "Jingle Bell Rock" for almost 20 minutes. BRING IN EMERGENCY SPEAKERS. |
We all agreed to have our memories changed. —Schlock, Schlock Mercenary, 21 November 2010
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Elf: Impact in three minutes. How quickly the heat is going to reach us? —Schlock Mercenary, 8 September, 2016
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Angela: I can't believe I'm not going to be class president. |
Microsoft stopped their machine learning experiment because their AI said mean things. #FreeTay —Captain Jack [1] on Twitter
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>"I told you full well that you had to kill that lich before he completes the ritual and ushers in an age of eternal darkness. Apparently, you thought gay marriage was more important than not getting killed by an army of zombies and skeletons."
—DM on /tg/
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