Skippy's List: Difference between revisions

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* [[Dirty Communists]]:

* [[Dude, Not Funny]]: [[In Universe]]

* [[Dude, Not Funny]]: [[In-Universe]]

* [[Duel to ~~The~~ Death]]:

* [[Duel to the Death]]:

{{quote| 86. May not challenge anyone in my chain of command to the "field of honor".

188. May not challenge officers to "Meet me on the field of honor, at dawn". }}

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* [["Have a Nice Day" Smile]]:

* [[I Just Shot Marvin in ~~The~~ Face]]

* [[I Just Shot Marvin in the Face]]

{{quote| 6. Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.}}

* [[It's Raining Men]]:

{{quote| 35. Not allowed to sing "High Speed Dirt" by [[~~Megadeth (Music)|~~Megadeth]] during airborne operations. ("See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker")}}

{{quote| 35. Not allowed to sing "High Speed Dirt" by [[Megadeth]] during airborne operations. ("See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker")}}

* [[Jumping On a Grenade]]

* [[Jumping on a Grenade]]

{{quote| 201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.}}

* [[The Loonie]]

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* [[Noodle Incident]]:

{{quote| 58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, '''or any references to squid'''.<ref>Which references [[Refuge in Audacity|a]] [[Pie in ~~The~~ Face|very]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|specific]] [http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/09/cephalopod-surprise/ incident.]</ref>}}

{{quote| 58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, '''or any references to squid'''.<ref>Which references [[Refuge in Audacity|a]] [[Pie in the Face|very]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|specific]] [http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/09/cephalopod-surprise/ incident.]</ref>}}

* [[Noodle Implement]]:

{{quote| 183. My chain of command has neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups. ®

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{{quote| 26. Never tell a German soldier that "We kicked your ass in World War 2!"}}

* [[Perfectly Cromulent Word]]:

{{quote| 128. [[Cannibal ~~the~~ Musical|"Shpadoinkle" is not a real word.]]}}

{{quote| 128. [[Cannibal! The Musical|"Shpadoinkle" is not a real word.]]}}

* [[Reference Overdosed]]:

{{quote| 1. Not allowed to watch ''[[South Park]]'' when I'm supposed to be working.

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18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous "Barbie Girl Dance" while on duty.

29. The Irish MPs are not after [[Notable Commercial Campaigns|"Me frosted lucky charms"]].

49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for [[Jack and ~~The~~ Beanstalk|"magic beans"]].

49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for [[Jack and the Beanstalk|"magic beans"]].

50. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.

51. Not allowed to quote "[[Dr. Seuss]]" on military operations.

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99. [[Minesweeper|A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.]]

113. There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from ''[[The Full Monty|Full Monty]]'' every time I hear the song "Hot Stuff" <ref>(131. No dancing in the turret. This especially applies in conjunction with rule #113.)</ref>

128. [[Cannibal ~~the~~ Musical|"Shpadoinkle" is not a real word.]]

128. [[Cannibal! The Musical|"Shpadoinkle" is not a real word.]]

136. Shouting [[Platoon|"Let's do the village! Let's do the whole fucking village!"]] while out on a mission is bad.

181. [[Pokémon]]® trainer is not an MOS.

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{{quote| 151. The proper way to report to my Commander is "Specialist Schwarz, reporting as ordered, Sir" not "You can't prove a thing!"}}

* [[Take Over the World]]:

{{quote| 203. "To conquer the earth with [[Everything's Better ~~With~~ Monkeys|an army of flying monkeys]]" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.}}

{{quote| 203. "To conquer the earth with [[Everything's Better with Monkeys|an army of flying monkeys]]" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.}}

* [[Take That]]:

{{quote| 8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.}}

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* [[Team Mom]]:

* [[The End of the World As We Know It]]:

* [[The End of the World as We Know It]]:

{{quote| 39. Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once.}}

* [[Too Soon]]: