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{{quote|'''Dunlop''': You cheap son-of-a-bitch, those guys [The Hansen Brothers] are retards! |
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'''McGrath''': Now, now, I got a good price on those boys. |
'''McGrath''': Now, now, I got a good price on those boys. |
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'''Dunlop''': They brought their fuckin' ''toys!'' |
'''Dunlop''': They brought their fuckin' ''toys!'' |
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'''McGrath''': I'd rather have them playing with their toys then playing with themselves. |
'''McGrath''': I'd rather have them playing with their toys then playing with themselves. |
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'''Dunlop''': They're too dumb to play with themselves! |
'''Dunlop''': They're too dumb to play with themselves! |
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'''McGrath''': (snickering) That reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha when Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbator, couldn't keep his hands to himself. He would get deliberate penalties so he could be in the penalty box by himself, and damn! if he wouldn't (makes hand motions of masturbation) na-na-nana-na-na... |
'''McGrath''': (snickering) That reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha when Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbator, couldn't keep his hands to himself. He would get deliberate penalties so he could be in the penalty box by himself, and damn! if he wouldn't (makes hand motions of masturbation) na-na-nana-na-na... |
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'''Dunlop''': You sick fuck! (Walks away in disgust) |
'''Dunlop''': You sick fuck! (Walks away in disgust) |
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'''McGrath''': (snickering, continues to make hand motions ) na-na-nana-na-na }} |
'''McGrath''': (snickering, continues to make hand motions ) na-na-nana-na-na }} |
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* [[Outdated Outfit]]: The outfits in this film are very, ''very'' 1970s, to an embarrassing extent. |
* [[Outdated Outfit]]: The outfits in this film are very, ''very'' 1970s, to an embarrassing extent. |
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* [[Precision F-Strike]]: Though the Hanson Brothers are brutal, they at least know when to shut up and when others should too. One referee thought that the singing of "The Star-Spangled Banner" was the perfect opportunity to berate them for the brawl that had happened during the warmups. |
* [[Precision F-Strike]]: Though the Hanson Brothers are brutal, they at least know when to shut up and when others should too. One referee thought that the singing of "The Star-Spangled Banner" was the perfect opportunity to berate them for the brawl that had happened during the warmups. |
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{{quote|'''Referee:'''I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya. |
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'''Steve Hanson:''' [[Threat Backfire|I'm listening to the FUCKING SONG!!!!]] }} |
'''Steve Hanson:''' [[Threat Backfire|I'm listening to the FUCKING SONG!!!!]] }} |
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* [[The Seventies]] |
* [[The Seventies]] |
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