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== [[Animated Films]] == |
== [[Animated Films]] == |
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* The merchant/FramingDevice guy in ''[[Aladdin (Disney)|Aladdin]]'' tried to sell such a device to the viewer: A combination hookah and coffee maker. |
* The merchant/FramingDevice guy in ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'' tried to sell such a device to the viewer: A combination hookah and coffee maker. |
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{{quote| '''Merchant:''' [[Very False Advertising|Will not break!]] [bangs on table] Will not... [breaks] It broke.}} |
{{quote| '''Merchant:''' [[Very False Advertising|Will not break!]] [bangs on table] Will not... [breaks] It broke.}} |
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== Live Action [[Film|Films]] == |
== Live Action [[Film|Films]] == |
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* In ''[[ |
* In ''[[Explorers]]'', the three kids meet aliens who pick up English from watching television. One did a better job than the other so the latter communicates by speaking out TV catch phrases and clips from old black-and-white TV recordings, including this one. |
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* In the first ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ( |
* In the first ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (film)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' movie, Michelangelo starts doing the "it slices, it dices" routine as Leonardo tosses a pizza in the air and slices it with his katanas — until a slice falls on Splinter's head. |
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== [[Literature]] == |
== [[Literature]] == |
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* In ''[[ |
* In ''[[Animorphs]]'', the heroes have to cover for a broken-down Chee android named Erek(Chee are normally disguised with a hologram, but due to Yeerk tampering with the Pemalite ship that was the source of their technology, their holograms were failing) by pretending he's some kind of personal multifunction tool. Cassie gives a (nervous) sales pitch in front of a store audience. |
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{{quote| "It slices. It dices. It can make Julie Ann's fries." <br /> |
{{quote| "It slices. It dices. It can make Julie Ann's fries." <br /> |
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"You mean julienne fries?" a woman asked skeptically. <br /> |
"You mean julienne fries?" a woman asked skeptically. <br /> |
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== [[Live Action TV]] == |
== [[Live Action TV]] == |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' episode "Chosen" |
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{{quote| '''Willow:''' Did you find out anything about the scythe?<br /> |
{{quote| '''Willow:''' Did you find out anything about the scythe?<br /> |
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'''Buffy:''' It slices, dices and makes julienne preacher. }} |
'''Buffy:''' It slices, dices and makes julienne preacher. }} |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Thank God You're Here]]'' Episode #1.3 |
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{{quote| '''Glenn Robbins:''' It slices, it dices. But wait, there's more. It also works as a... Ken?<br /> |
{{quote| '''Glenn Robbins:''' It slices, it dices. But wait, there's more. It also works as a... Ken?<br /> |
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'''Frank Woodley:''' Killing thing. }} |
'''Frank Woodley:''' Killing thing. }} |
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* ''[[ |
* ''[[Hercules: The Legendary Journeys]]'' episode "The Academy" |
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{{quote| '''Hercules:''' Let me guess: It slices and dices, and if you act now, you get a free butt-kicking. But wait, there's more!}} |
{{quote| '''Hercules:''' Let me guess: It slices and dices, and if you act now, you get a free butt-kicking. But wait, there's more!}} |
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== [[Music]] == |
== [[Music]] == |
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* The [[Weird Al Yankovic]] song "Mr. Popeil" references all of the classic infomercial lines, and this is no exception. |
* The [["Weird Al" Yankovic]] song "Mr. Popeil" references all of the classic infomercial lines, and this is no exception. |
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* Logan Whitehurst and "The Robot Cat." |
* Logan Whitehurst and "The Robot Cat." |
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{{quote| It slices! It dices! It catches the mices!<br /> |
{{quote| It slices! It dices! It catches the mices!<br /> |
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== [[Web Original]] == |
== [[Web Original]] == |
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* ''[[SF Debris]]'' spoofed the line in his ''Projections'' review, when "kinoplasmic radiation" is used to [[Justified Trope|justify]] or [[Hand Wave]] almost every plot development in this ''[[Star Trek Voyager |
* ''[[SF Debris]]'' spoofed the line in his ''Projections'' review, when "kinoplasmic radiation" is used to [[Justified Trope|justify]] or [[Hand Wave]] almost every plot development in this ''[[Star Trek: Voyager|Star Trek Voyager]]'' episode. |
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{{quote| '''SF Debris:''' What versatile radiation: it screws up all the computers, the transporters, ''and'' human brains. It slices, it dices, it cuts through a tin can and still slices through a tomato!}} |
{{quote| '''SF Debris:''' What versatile radiation: it screws up all the computers, the transporters, ''and'' human brains. It slices, it dices, it cuts through a tin can and still slices through a tomato!}} |
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== [[Western Animation]] == |
== [[Western Animation]] == |
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* In an early ''[[ |
* In an early ''[[Veggie Tales]]'' story, the unnamed scallion was trying to sell a device called the "Forgive-O-Matic", which would cause God to forgive you of your sins. When informed that this wouldn't work, the scallion stated that you could put a potato into it and it would make julienne fries. |
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** [[Fridge Horror|Which is rather horrifying in a world where vegetables are sapient]], [[Fridge Logic|if you think about it.]] |
** [[Fridge Horror|Which is rather horrifying in a world where vegetables are sapient]], [[Fridge Logic|if you think about it.]] |
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