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{{quote|The big question here is whether you believe it's theoretically possible for humans to create a robot as sophisticated as a human. If you're a person of faith, you've got the whole immaterial soul thing to throw a monkey wrench into the works, at least until we manage to replicate the human soul using a powerful lens, some magnets and [[Powered by a Forsaken Child|the tears of an orphan]].}} |
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{{quote|Even if you're not religious, creating a robot that functions on the same level as a human being seems like a tall order, but think about it this way: the guy who built Deep Blue could probably shit a diamond more easily than beat it at a game of chess. And I'm guessing the guy who invented the hydraulic press couldn't crush a car, either. And just ''try'' to recreate two midgets having sex with a horse more realistically than your computer monitor. |'''[[Cracked]]'''}} |
{{quote|Even if you're not religious, creating a robot that functions on the same level as a human being seems like a tall order, but think about it this way: the guy who built Deep Blue could probably shit a diamond more easily than beat it at a game of chess. And I'm guessing the guy who invented the hydraulic press couldn't crush a car, either. And just ''try'' to recreate two midgets having sex with a horse more realistically than your computer monitor. |'''[[Cracked.com]]''', "The 5 Most Likely Ways Humans Will Become Obsolete"}} |
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{{quote|'''Princess Voluptua:''' ''Well, the Empire ''is'' surely better equipped to raise an artificial consciousness than you Earth folk. No offense. You ''are conscious,'' aren't you? Not just artificially ''intelligent?'''' |
{{quote|'''Princess Voluptua:''' ''Well, the Empire ''is'' surely better equipped to raise an artificial consciousness than you Earth folk. No offense. You ''are conscious,'' aren't you? Not just artificially ''intelligent?'''' |
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'''Roofus the Robot:''' ''I... don't know.'' |
'''Roofus the Robot:''' ''I... don't know.'' |
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'''Princess Voluptua:''' ''You are, then. A simple A.I. would lie about it.''|''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]]''}} |
'''Princess Voluptua:''' ''You are, then. A simple A.I. would lie about it.''|''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]]''}} |
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The big question here is whether you believe it's theoretically possible for humans to create a robot as sophisticated as a human. If you're a person of faith, you've got the whole immaterial soul thing to throw a monkey wrench into the works, at least until we manage to replicate the human soul using a powerful lens, some magnets and the tears of an orphan. |
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Even if you're not religious, creating a robot that functions on the same level as a human being seems like a tall order, but think about it this way: the guy who built Deep Blue could probably shit a diamond more easily than beat it at a game of chess. And I'm guessing the guy who invented the hydraulic press couldn't crush a car, either. And just try to recreate two midgets having sex with a horse more realistically than your computer monitor.
—Cracked.com, "The 5 Most Likely Ways Humans Will Become Obsolete"
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Princess Voluptua: Well, the Empire is surely better equipped to raise an artificial consciousness than you Earth folk. No offense. You are conscious, aren't you? Not just artificially intelligent?' |
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