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{{quote| ''She'll do all she can''<br />
{{quote|''She'll do all she can''
''For the love of one man''<br />
''For the love of one man''
''And for millions who look from afar!''<br />
''And for millions who look from afar!''
''I'm what you’ve been needing''<br />
''I'm what you’ve been needing''
''It's all here and my heart’s pleading''<br />
''It's all here and my heart’s pleading''
''Let me be your star!'' }}
''Let me be your star!'' }}


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* [[Darker and Edgier]]: Starting with "The Coup", Derek tries to apply this to ''Marilyn: The Musical''. After butting a few heads such darker elements make it in. It even gets a new name: ''Bombshell''. Ultimately this {{spoiler|backfires when the [[Downer Ending]] turns to be too depressing for a preview audience}}.
* [[Darker and Edgier]]: Starting with "The Coup", Derek tries to apply this to ''Marilyn: The Musical''. After butting a few heads such darker elements make it in. It even gets a new name: ''Bombshell''. Ultimately this {{spoiler|backfires when the [[Downer Ending]] turns to be too depressing for a preview audience}}.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Julia, following {{spoiler|the fallout with her husband.}}
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Julia, following {{spoiler|the fallout with her husband.}}
{{quote| '''Eileen:''' What we need is a constructive solution!<br />
{{quote|'''Eileen:''' What we need is a constructive solution!
''beat''<br />
''beat''
'''Julia:''' Group suicide? }}
'''Julia:''' Group suicide? }}
* [[Did They or Didn't They?]]: {{spoiler|Ellis and Rebecca Duvall's (male) assistant.}}
* [[Did They or Didn't They?]]: {{spoiler|Ellis and Rebecca Duvall's (male) assistant.}}
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* [[Gay Conservative]]: {{spoiler|John Goodwin}}
* [[Gay Conservative]]: {{spoiler|John Goodwin}}
* [[Gilligan Cut]]:
* [[Gilligan Cut]]:
{{quote| '''Derek''': For me to audition, Marilyn herself would have to pop out of that envelope and do me right here.<br />
{{quote|'''Derek''': For me to audition, Marilyn herself would have to pop out of that envelope and do me right here.
(Cut to Derek directing a musical number.)<br />
(Cut to Derek directing a musical number.)
'''Derek''': Five, six, seven, eight... }}
'''Derek''': Five, six, seven, eight... }}
* [[Handsome Lech]]: Derek.
* [[Handsome Lech]]: Derek.
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** And later played straight when {{spoiler|Ivy loses the role to Karen in the season finale, despite knowing the part better. When various characters confront Derek with the fact that Ivy is better prepared, he rebukes them by saying that while Karen is green, she just ''has something'' that Ivy lacks.}}
** And later played straight when {{spoiler|Ivy loses the role to Karen in the season finale, despite knowing the part better. When various characters confront Derek with the fact that Ivy is better prepared, he rebukes them by saying that while Karen is green, she just ''has something'' that Ivy lacks.}}
* [[Hollywood Pudgy]]: [[Invoked]] with Karen, but handwaved with Ivy (the actress playing Ivy is of a healthy weight for any reasonable person, yet no one discusses how she's bigger than the rest of the chorus girls).
* [[Hollywood Pudgy]]: [[Invoked]] with Karen, but handwaved with Ivy (the actress playing Ivy is of a healthy weight for any reasonable person, yet no one discusses how she's bigger than the rest of the chorus girls).
{{quote| '''Karen:''' Why do I have to be sexy all the time? I wish I was fat. Plus, I'm hungry. I'm gonna start eating more.}}
{{quote|'''Karen:''' Why do I have to be sexy all the time? I wish I was fat. Plus, I'm hungry. I'm gonna start eating more.}}
* [["I Want" Song]]: This series looks like it will be FULL of them. It already has "Let Me Be Your Star", the title of which speaks for itself.
* [["I Want" Song]]: This series looks like it will be FULL of them. It already has "Let Me Be Your Star", the title of which speaks for itself.
* [[Jerkass]]: Derek.
* [[Jerkass]]: Derek.
{{quote| '''Tom:''' HE IS A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING!}}
{{quote|'''Tom:''' HE IS A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING!}}
** [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: YMMV, but Derek's "jerk" behavior is just managing show business. When he's speaking to Ivy as a human being (as opposed to a director), he's fairly tenderhearted and supportive.
** [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: YMMV, but Derek's "jerk" behavior is just managing show business. When he's speaking to Ivy as a human being (as opposed to a director), he's fairly tenderhearted and supportive.
** Ellis, what with his constant squabbling with Julia and {{spoiler|poisoning Rebecca Duval in an attempt to put Ivy in the role of Marilyn}}.
** Ellis, what with his constant squabbling with Julia and {{spoiler|poisoning Rebecca Duval in an attempt to put Ivy in the role of Marilyn}}.
* [[Jewish Complaining]]
* [[Jewish Complaining]]
{{quote| '''Tom:''' Jews don't sing and pray. They complain. And eat.}}
{{quote|'''Tom:''' Jews don't sing and pray. They complain. And eat.}}
* [[Love Dodecahedron]]: {{spoiler|Karen is with Dev who slept with Ivy, who is dating Derek who is also involved with Rebecca.}}
* [[Love Dodecahedron]]: {{spoiler|Karen is with Dev who slept with Ivy, who is dating Derek who is also involved with Rebecca.}}
* [[Mean Brit]]: Derek, Derek, Derek.
* [[Mean Brit]]: Derek, Derek, Derek.
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** [[Bernadette Peters]] as Leigh Conroy, Ivy's mother.
** [[Bernadette Peters]] as Leigh Conroy, Ivy's mother.
* [[So Bad It's Good]]: [[Invoked]] in-universe. One of the plays Tom, Sam, and John go to see.
* [[So Bad It's Good]]: [[Invoked]] in-universe. One of the plays Tom, Sam, and John go to see.
{{quote| '''John''': Shouldn't we go in? It's supposed to start soon.<br />
{{quote|'''John''': Shouldn't we go in? It's supposed to start soon.
'''Tom''': Meh, I heard its a train wreck.<br />
'''Tom''': Meh, I heard its a train wreck.
'''John''': Then why are we seeing it?<br />
'''John''': Then why are we seeing it?
'''Tom and Sam''': Because it's a train wreck! }}
'''Tom and Sam''': Because it's a train wreck! }}
* [[Straight Gay]]: Sam. He doesn't want to have to wear a label, but his massive love for sports and lack of any mannerisms make Michael comment that, if he wants to get a date with anybody, he might literally have to.
* [[Straight Gay]]: Sam. He doesn't want to have to wear a label, but his massive love for sports and lack of any mannerisms make Michael comment that, if he wants to get a date with anybody, he might literally have to.