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* ''[[Ali Baba and the Gold Raiders]]'', from the same Indonesian animation studio that brought us ''Beauty and Warrior'' and ''Space Thunder Kids''. The animation's laughably amateurish, being no more than hand-drawn characters incongruously imposed over a 3-D background ("[[Popeye Meets Ali Baba]]" did that better with ''1937 technology''!). Despite being set in the Prince Ali Baba mythos, a guy wearing [[Anachronism Stew|a Batman t-shirt and a fat dude wearing sunglasses and sneakers are seen]], telling us just how seriously the filmmakers are treating the source material. The plot's ridiculous, most of the characters are idiots and it has one of the stupidest endings ever: the leader of the gold raiders (the main villain) is tied up and yelled at to get out (despite the fact he's tied up)...[[No Ending|and then the words "Ali Baba and the Gold Raiders" appear on the screen and the credits roll]]. If you don't want to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxsMop1CaVw watch the thing], or want more than just [[Bile Fascination]], check out [[Marz Gurl]]'s [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/marzgurl/reviews/31283-translation-terrors-of-ali-baba-a-the-gold-raiders review.]
* ''[[Ali Baba and the Gold Raiders]]'', from the same Indonesian animation studio that brought us ''Beauty and Warrior'' and ''Space Thunder Kids''. The animation's laughably amateurish, being no more than hand-drawn characters incongruously imposed over a 3-D background ("[[Popeye Meets Ali Baba]]" did that better with ''1937 technology''!). Despite being set in the Prince Ali Baba mythos, a guy wearing [[Anachronism Stew|a Batman t-shirt and a fat dude wearing sunglasses and sneakers are seen]], telling us just how seriously the filmmakers are treating the source material. The plot's ridiculous, most of the characters are idiots and it has one of the stupidest endings ever: the leader of the gold raiders (the main villain) is tied up and yelled at to get out (despite the fact he's tied up)...[[No Ending|and then the words "Ali Baba and the Gold Raiders" appear on the screen and the credits roll]]. If you don't want to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxsMop1CaVw watch the thing], or want more than just [[Bile Fascination]], check out [[Marz Gurl]]'s [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/marzgurl/reviews/31283-translation-terrors-of-ali-baba-a-the-gold-raiders review.]
* ''[[Beauty and Warrior]]'', "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpG1hWQwulA The Worst Anime Ever]," is what happens when you let a financial company make a movie that's not just a commercial. Deplorable dubbing, abysmal animation, and painfully obvious overused [[Stock Footage]]. The plot is boring, incomprehensible, and almost nonexistent. Its most glaring flaw, however, is that it only has [[Only Six Faces|two or three character designs]]. The only difference between the two brothers, for instance, is eye color. The movie's one "saving grace" is that it's only about 50 minutes long. For an in-depth analysis, check out [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/marzgurl/reviews/6634-bandw MarzGurl's review.]
* ''[[Beauty and Warrior]]'', "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpG1hWQwulA The Worst Anime Ever]," is what happens when you let a financial company make a movie that's not just a commercial. Deplorable dubbing, abysmal animation, and painfully obvious overused [[Stock Footage]]. The plot is boring, incomprehensible, and almost nonexistent. Its most glaring flaw, however, is that it only has [[Only Six Faces|two or three character designs]]. The only difference between the two brothers, for instance, is eye color. The movie's one "saving grace" is that it's only about 50 minutes long. For an in-depth analysis, check out [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/ir/marzgurl/reviews/6634-bandw MarzGurl's review.]
** The camera has a seizure every time a plot twist happens. There's a ''lot'' of random zooming on people's shocked, slack-jawed faces, and those shots are held for a while. It hurts the eyes.
** The camera has a seizure every time a plot twist happens. There's a ''lot'' of random zooming on people's shocked, slack-jawed faces, and those shots are held for a while. It hurts the eyes. Allegedly, random zooming at plot twists is a very common visual trope in Indonesian media, but still!
* ''The King of Tibetan Antelope'' is a 2010 animated series by Shenzen Films. The plot is about a young Tibetan antelope who wonders off to the "Way of the Antelope's Home" with friends after losing his mother. Basically, it's very reminiscient to two greater [[Disney]] features, only substituting ''[[Bambi]]'''s deer with an antelope, and directly lifting the "Circle of Life" sequence, the Pride Rock pose, the orphan plot element, and so forth fro ''[[The Lion King]]''. Characters are [[Cel Shaded]], but the environments are [[Conspicuous CG]]. [http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/WDlMk6agRUU/ Here is a video of the first episode with English subtitles.]
* ''The King of Tibetan Antelope'' is a 2010 animated series by Shenzen Films. The plot is about a young Tibetan antelope who wonders off to the "Way of the Antelope's Home" with friends after losing his mother. Basically, it's very reminiscient to two greater [[Disney]] features, only substituting ''[[Bambi]]'''s deer with an antelope, and directly lifting the "Circle of Life" sequence, the Pride Rock pose, the orphan plot element, and so forth fro ''[[The Lion King]]''. Characters are [[Cel Shaded]], but the environments are [[Conspicuous CG]]. [http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/WDlMk6agRUU/ Here is a video of the first episode with English subtitles.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1vQVTT_mM It's DA. NUTSHACK!] ''The Nutshack'' is the first TV show aimed directly at Filipino-Americans. Horrendous characters, embarrassingly-awful animation, terrible voice acting, and a childish approach to...well, ''everything''. It would be horrendous for something on ''[[Newgrounds]]'', let alone television. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCA_TaD04TA And if the intro wasn't enough to scare you away...] Made worse by the fact that it's a wholesale rip-off of ''[[Friday (film)|Friday]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzshjwhXnVA The Animated Series]''.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1vQVTT_mM It's DA. NUTSHACK!] ''The Nutshack'' is the first TV show aimed directly at Filipino-Americans. Horrendous characters, embarrassingly-awful animation, terrible voice acting, and a childish approach to...well, ''everything''. It would be horrendous for something on ''[[Newgrounds]]'', let alone television. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCA_TaD04TA And if the intro wasn't enough to scare you away...] Made worse by the fact that it's a wholesale rip-off of ''[[Friday (film)|Friday]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzshjwhXnVA The Animated Series]''.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiO5sz6QETY Shen Shou Jing Gang] (also known as Celestial Warriors) is clearly a rip-off of [[Power Rangers|a certain popular show]]. The main hero is the ''yellow'' ranger (though, to be fair, since the show uses [[The Four Gods]], it's obvious that he is meant to be the Yellow Dragon, which is kind of the king of those beasties). He got headache for some bizarre reason. The fat guy is a blue ranger. For some odd reason, he loses quite a lot of weight when he transform into a ranger. The red ranger is a girl with a very annoying [[Catch Phrase]]. Two recurring robot antagonist who called monsters by the kids. It has many voice acting errors such as Lin Chong telling the dog to go away from that little girl by saying "them" even though there's only one dog in the scene and the subtitles say "it"! Have we mentioned the [[Conspicuous CG]] yet? And why haven't its licensing agent notice what it rips-off? [http://www.kuowei.com/trailer-i675.htm More info.]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiO5sz6QETY Shen Shou Jing Gang] (also known as Celestial Warriors) is clearly a rip-off of [[Power Rangers|a certain popular show]]. The main hero is the ''yellow'' ranger (though, to be fair, since the show uses [[The Four Gods]], it's obvious that he is meant to be the Yellow Dragon, which is kind of the king of those beasties). He got headache for some bizarre reason. The fat guy is a blue ranger. For some odd reason, he loses quite a lot of weight when he transform into a ranger. The red ranger is a girl with a very annoying [[Catch Phrase]]. Two recurring robot antagonist who called monsters by the kids. It has many voice acting errors such as Lin Chong telling the dog to go away from that little girl by saying "them" even though there's only one dog in the scene and the subtitles say "it"! Have we mentioned the [[Conspicuous CG]] yet? And why haven't its licensing agent notice what it rips-off? [http://www.kuowei.com/trailer-i675.htm More info.]
* ''[[Space Thunder Kids]]'', an animated movie straight from Korea about the Dark Empire trying to conquer the universe and three children that try to stop them with their [[Humongous Mecha]]s. Of course, the movie follows the plot very loosely as it [[Jump Cut]]s ''often'', leaving the story with a lot of unanswered questions. [[Off-Model]] plagues this movie as characters are constantly drawn differently and have very strange facial expressions. Worst of all, it blatantly [[Plagiarism|rips off]] ''[[Captain Harlock]]'', ''[[Getter Robo]]'', ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam]]'', ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[Tron]]'', and many more.
* ''[[Space Thunder Kids]]'', an animated movie straight from Korea about the Dark Empire trying to conquer the universe and three children that try to stop them with their [[Humongous Mecha]]s. Of course, the movie follows the plot very loosely as it [[Jump Cut]]s ''often'', leaving the story with a lot of unanswered questions. [[Off-Model]] plagues this movie as characters are constantly drawn differently and have very strange facial expressions. Worst of all, it blatantly [[Plagiarism|rips off]] ''[[Captain Harlock]]'', ''[[Getter Robo]]'', ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam]]'', ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[Tron]]'', and many more. See Bennet the Sage [http://benthesage.com/space-thunder-kids-review/ tackling this disaster].
** Wonder why the characters or robots are never drawn the same, or why the plot makes so little sense? Because the movie was made by copypasting ''eight different movies'', all of them horrible.
** Wonder why the characters or robots are never drawn the same, or why the plot makes so little sense? Because the movie was made by copypasting ''eight different movies'', all of them horrible.
** Arguably the only redeeming factor about this movie are the occasional bits of weirdness<ref>[[Walrus Guy]] once reffered to the film as "[[Youtube Poop]] before it existed".</ref> such as funny faces, random plot points thrown in and out and the infamous tank scene.
** Arguably the only redeeming factor about this movie are the occasional bits of weirdness<ref>[[Walrus Guy]] once reffered to the film as "[[Youtube Poop]] before it existed".</ref> such as funny faces, random plot points thrown in and out and the infamous tank scene.