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'''''Important Note''''': Merely being offensive in its subject matter is not enough to justify a work as [[So Bad Its Horrible]]. Hard as it is to imagine at times, [[Rule Thirty Six|there is a market for all types of deviancy]] (no matter how small a niche it is). It has to ''fail to appeal even to that niche'' to qualify as this. Any descriptions that fail to imply anything but offensiveness will be deleted.
'''''Important Note''''': Merely being offensive in its subject matter is not enough to justify a work as [[So Bad Its Horrible]]. Hard as it is to imagine at times, [[Rule 34|there is a market for all types of deviancy]] (no matter how small a niche it is). It has to ''fail to appeal even to that niche'' to qualify as this. Any descriptions that fail to imply anything but offensiveness will be deleted.


* '''[[If I Was Your Nazi (Fanfic)|If I Was Your Nazi]]''' (slash, Holocaust AU). Although the fic has been taken down, a [[MST]] of it is available [http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/tag/if%20i%20was%20your%20nazi here].
* '''[[If I Was Your Nazi]]''' (slash, Holocaust AU). Although the fic has been taken down, a [[MST]] of it is available [http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/tag/if%20i%20was%20your%20nazi here].
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** Fandom: [[Kingdom Hearts]]
** Fandom: [[Kingdom Hearts]]
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** Pairings: Paul/Jennifer (an [[Author Avatar]]), implied past Ringo/Jennifer
** Pairings: Paul/Jennifer (an [[Author Avatar]]), implied past Ringo/Jennifer
** Synopsis: After a wild bout of sex that somehow feels unusual to our narrator Jennifer (with Paul pulling out just before climax as an attempt at birth control), Paul becomes seriously ill. A week later (with few details, but we know Paul has not been improving), the doctor determines, hardly believing it himself, that Paul is pregnant because [[You Fail Biology Forever|Jennifer's egg somehow got into him]] -- and no, we do not know how this was determined; what is more, it will be a life-endangering pregnancy because the doctor does ''not'' know where the egg implanted, just that it's in the stomach cavity, likely on a vital organ. Paul is pro-life enough that [[Good Girls Avoid Abortion|he decides to go through with it anyway]], to Jennifer's astonishment. Much pain, [[UST]], and [[Poor Communication Kills|poor communication]] ensues.
** Synopsis: After a wild bout of sex that somehow feels unusual to our narrator Jennifer (with Paul pulling out just before climax as an attempt at birth control), Paul becomes seriously ill. A week later (with few details, but we know Paul has not been improving), the doctor determines, hardly believing it himself, that Paul is pregnant because [[You Fail Biology Forever|Jennifer's egg somehow got into him]] -- and no, we do not know how this was determined; what is more, it will be a life-endangering pregnancy because the doctor does ''not'' know where the egg implanted, just that it's in the stomach cavity, likely on a vital organ. Paul is pro-life enough that [[Good Girls Avoid Abortion|he decides to go through with it anyway]], to Jennifer's astonishment. Much pain, [[UST]], and [[Poor Communication Kills|poor communication]] ensues.
** Comments: This [[Fanfic]] has been sought out by people who aren't fans of [[The Beatles]] for its depiction of how not to do mpreg; it is known as the infamous Paul McCartney [[Mary Sue]] [[Mister Seahorse|mpreg]] fic. It is also a [[Hurt Comfort Fic]], only with almost no comfort for Paul, who is the one doing most of the hurting. It's bad enough (nigh-involuntary screams, tears, passing out cold) that he makes one impulsive suicide attempt. (That he forgets that death by sleeping pills would be bad for the baby may or may not be justified.) Jennifer (the character) is at least part [[Tsundere Sue]] and is quite callous about people other than herself and Paul - and she isn't exactly easy on him. (When Ringo finally learns about the pregnancy and asks who's messed up, Jennifer proposes they have sex to find out. Ringo rejects the idea violently - and Jennifer is ''hurt.'') The pregnancy nearly kills Paul several times over, and he is manhandled several times during it even though it's explicitly said it'll make him worse - sometimes by an angry Jennifer, who should know better. Paul and Jennifer still ''try'' to have sex, and the mood killers aren't directly related to Paul's suffering. The pacing is bad: there is little drama in the dramatic events, and the story is only about twenty pages (and the last one is somewhat anticlimactic). If this can be done competently, it needs more space to be done in. The story also [[You Fail Biology Forever|violates the laws of biology]] more than necessary for mpreg. And we get [[Rouge Angles of Satin]] and [[Wanton Cruelty to The Common Comma]]. ''Almost'' [[So Bad It's Good]], though. An [[Old Shame]] for its author.
** Comments: This [[Fanfic]] has been sought out by people who aren't fans of [[The Beatles]] for its depiction of how not to do mpreg; it is known as the infamous Paul McCartney [[Mary Sue]] [[Mister Seahorse|mpreg]] fic. It is also a [[Hurt Comfort Fic]], only with almost no comfort for Paul, who is the one doing most of the hurting. It's bad enough (nigh-involuntary screams, tears, passing out cold) that he makes one impulsive suicide attempt. (That he forgets that death by sleeping pills would be bad for the baby may or may not be justified.) Jennifer (the character) is at least part [[Tsundere Sue]] and is quite callous about people other than herself and Paul - and she isn't exactly easy on him. (When Ringo finally learns about the pregnancy and asks who's messed up, Jennifer proposes they have sex to find out. Ringo rejects the idea violently - and Jennifer is ''hurt.'') The pregnancy nearly kills Paul several times over, and he is manhandled several times during it even though it's explicitly said it'll make him worse - sometimes by an angry Jennifer, who should know better. Paul and Jennifer still ''try'' to have sex, and the mood killers aren't directly related to Paul's suffering. The pacing is bad: there is little drama in the dramatic events, and the story is only about twenty pages (and the last one is somewhat anticlimactic). If this can be done competently, it needs more space to be done in. The story also [[You Fail Biology Forever|violates the laws of biology]] more than necessary for mpreg. And we get [[Rouge Angles of Satin]] and [[Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma]]. ''Almost'' [[So Bad It's Good]], though. An [[Old Shame]] for its author.


* The '''Jekyll's Children''' series: ''"Jekyll's children,"'' ''"Jekyll's children part two,"'' ''"Torien's Goodbye,"'' and ''"Werewolves part two."'' (Capitalization is the author's.) A send-up (read: [[MST]]) by LadyNorbert is [http://community.livejournal.com/marysues/1737042.html here].
* The '''Jekyll's Children''' series: ''"Jekyll's children,"'' ''"Jekyll's children part two,"'' ''"Torien's Goodbye,"'' and ''"Werewolves part two."'' (Capitalization is the author's.) A send-up (read: [[MST]]) by LadyNorbert is [http://community.livejournal.com/marysues/1737042.html here].
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** Pairing: Henry Jekyll/unknown.
** Pairing: Henry Jekyll/unknown.
** Synopsis: They're all one-chapter stories that should be separate chapters of a single story, and they're about the seven peculiar offspring fathered by Henry Jekyll and an unidentified woman. At least, one hopes there was a woman involved. Four of the children are werewolves, two can walk through walls, and one is a vampire.
** Synopsis: They're all one-chapter stories that should be separate chapters of a single story, and they're about the seven peculiar offspring fathered by Henry Jekyll and an unidentified woman. At least, one hopes there was a woman involved. Four of the children are werewolves, two can walk through walls, and one is a vampire.
** Comments: The fandom for ''[[The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'' is simply brimming with Mary Sues and badfic galore, but these tales are among the worst. Plotless, incomprehensible, no proofreading, [[Wanton Cruelty to The Common Comma]], etc.
** Comments: The fandom for ''[[The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'' is simply brimming with Mary Sues and badfic galore, but these tales are among the worst. Plotless, incomprehensible, no proofreading, [[Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma]], etc.


* '''[http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/miscellaneous/kanashiinoimi.txt Kanashii no Imi]''', by Leaf-chan (rape, character death, explicit sex)
* '''[http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/nauseating/miscellaneous/kanashiinoimi.txt Kanashii no Imi]''', by Leaf-chan (rape, character death, explicit sex)
** Fandom: [[Tenchi Muyo]]
** Fandom: [[Tenchi Muyo!]]
** Pairing: Yes, unfortunately
** Pairing: Yes, unfortunately
** Synopsis: Fat and hopeless "[[Otaku]]" [[Original Character]] Jeff is accidentally teleported to the Masaki household by Washu in the middle of masturbating to anime characters. After failing to convince Washu that they only exist to entertain those on the other side of the [[Fourth Wall]], she decides to keep him for experiments. SOMEHOW she feels generous enough to let him meet the rest of the girls. In the process, he meets Sasami. What happens that night... well...
** Synopsis: Fat and hopeless "[[Otaku]]" [[Original Character]] Jeff is accidentally teleported to the Masaki household by Washu in the middle of masturbating to anime characters. After failing to convince Washu that they only exist to entertain those on the other side of the [[Fourth Wall]], she decides to keep him for experiments. SOMEHOW she feels generous enough to let him meet the rest of the girls. In the process, he meets Sasami. What happens that night... well...