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David Solomon is a priest in [[Big Applesauce|New York]]. At least, that's what he [[Secret Identity|tells]] his kind and old mum. Because she has heart problems and would get a heart attack if she ever discovered [[Badass Preacher|he was a police officer]]. Commonly known as "[[Soda]]" to anyone in New York who is not his mother, his daily life is filled with violence and death. Both of which often involve a [[Hand Cannon|handgun that could put down an elephant with one bullet]] - Soda's handgun, obviously. Assisted by fellow cop (and romantic partner) Linda Tchaikovski and other fellow cop Babs, Soda has numerous adventures in New York, as well as a few back in his [[Deep South|home town Providence in Arizona]]. Each adventure is served with copious amounts of [[Gun Porn|bullets]], [[Person of Mass Destruction|destruction]], death, [[Unusual Euphemism|religious terminology]], and [[Black Comedy|of course]] [[Gallows Humor|humour]].