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[[File:sp01222009-doorknob_2427.gif|frame|[[The Rant]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01222009.shtml ...now I want pie. Damn it.] ]]
[[File:sp01222009-doorknob_2427.gif|frame|[[The Rant]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01222009.shtml ...now I want pie. Damn it.] ]]


{{quote| '''Jason''': ''Do you wake up every morning and say, "Today, I'm going to find someone's dream that's come true and put an end to it"?''<br />
{{quote|'''Jason''': ''Do you wake up every morning and say, "Today, I'm going to find someone's dream that's come true and put an end to it"?''
'''Davan''': '' I look at it like this: the holiday season may have a phenomenally high suicide rate, but we can't hope to maintain that level of excellence if everyone doesn't do their part.'' }}
'''Davan''': '' I look at it like this: the holiday season may have a phenomenally high suicide rate, but we can't hope to maintain that level of excellence if everyone doesn't do their part.'' }}


{{quote| '''Aubrey''': ''Davan, this has to stop, okay? You're always so negative and angry, and it worries me. You're not nearly the bad person you think you are, and things will get better. You've got to do [[Title Drop|something positive]] with your life.''}}
{{quote|'''Aubrey''': ''Davan, this has to stop, okay? You're always so negative and angry, and it worries me. You're not nearly the bad person you think you are, and things will get better. You've got to do [[Title Drop|something positive]] with your life.''}}


''[http://www.somethingpositive.net/ Something*Positive]'' is a [[Slice of Life]] webcomic by R.K. Milholland based on the life and trials of Davan MacIntire, a put-upon, misanthropic author stand-in, and his best friends Aubrey Chorde, Pee-Jee Shou, and Jason Pratchett, who originated as caricatures of [[Life Embellished|Milholland's real-life friends]]. The supporting cast includes Davan's acerbic but loving family, African-American Wiccan Kim Anansie, Pee-Jee's long-time gay man-crush [[Straight Gay|Jhim Midgett]], "pint-sized bisexual" [[Keet|T-Bob]], reformed [[Fan Dumb|obsessive geek]] Mike Dowden, vain waste-of-space Kharisma Valetti, and Davan's hairless, amorphous cat Choo-Choo Bear. The cast is [[Loads and Loads of Characters|enormous]], and various members [[Out of Focus|pop in and out]] over the years.
''[http://www.somethingpositive.net/ Something*Positive]'' is a [[Slice of Life]] webcomic by R.K. Milholland based on the life and trials of Davan MacIntire, a put-upon, misanthropic author stand-in, and his best friends Aubrey Chorde, Pee-Jee Shou, and Jason Pratchett, who originated as caricatures of [[Life Embellished|Milholland's real-life friends]]. The supporting cast includes Davan's acerbic but loving family, African-American Wiccan Kim Anansie, Pee-Jee's long-time gay man-crush [[Straight Gay|Jhim Midgett]], "pint-sized bisexual" [[Keet|T-Bob]], reformed [[Fan Dumb|obsessive geek]] Mike Dowden, vain waste-of-space Kharisma Valetti, and Davan's hairless, amorphous cat Choo-Choo Bear. The cast is [[Loads and Loads of Characters|enormous]], and various members [[Out of Focus|pop in and out]] over the years.
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* [[Berserk Button]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05052005.shtml Never sass Mister Peppermint around Davan]. Makes one think of a [[Mister Rogers' Neighborhood|certain other child entertainer]]...
* [[Berserk Button]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05052005.shtml Never sass Mister Peppermint around Davan]. Makes one think of a [[Mister Rogers' Neighborhood|certain other child entertainer]]...
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: Even if he is probably just a hallucination, and a fairly benevolent one at that, Fluffmodeus can be pretty scary.
* [[Beware the Nice Ones]]: Even if he is probably just a hallucination, and a fairly benevolent one at that, Fluffmodeus can be pretty scary.
{{quote| '''Fluffmodeus''': [[Nightmare Fuel|YOU'RE GONNA DIE!]]}}
{{quote|'''Fluffmodeus''': [[Nightmare Fuel|YOU'RE GONNA DIE!]]}}
** The "benevolent" facade has been pretty much dropped as of [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06082010.shtml this strip]
** The "benevolent" facade has been pretty much dropped as of [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06082010.shtml this strip]
* [[Black Comedy]]
* [[Black Comedy]]
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* [[B Side Comics]]: ''S* P 1937'', ''Life with Rippy'' and to a lesser extent, ''[[Super Stupor]]''.
* [[B Side Comics]]: ''S* P 1937'', ''Life with Rippy'' and to a lesser extent, ''[[Super Stupor]]''.
* [[But You Screw One Goat!]]: Monette's koala incident.
* [[But You Screw One Goat!]]: Monette's koala incident.
{{quote| '''Davan''': Before I post your bail, tell me: Was it a ''female'' koala you had sex with?}}
{{quote|'''Davan''': Before I post your bail, tell me: Was it a ''female'' koala you had sex with?}}
* [[Butch Lesbian]]: Lisa developed into one after moving away with Monette.
* [[Butch Lesbian]]: Lisa developed into one after moving away with Monette.
* [[Call Back]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08292004.shtml This strip] featuring the Easter Bunny... who is the same as the one [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01122004.shtml from a conversation on] "cuddling yourself".
* [[Call Back]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08292004.shtml This strip] featuring the Easter Bunny... who is the same as the one [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01122004.shtml from a conversation on] "cuddling yourself".
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* [[Dead Baby Comedy]]: Especially in its early years (and almost literally in the first strip).
* [[Dead Baby Comedy]]: Especially in its early years (and almost literally in the first strip).
** Especially, perhaps, but certainly not ''exclusively'', as can be seen in [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03112010.shtml this 2010 strip]:
** Especially, perhaps, but certainly not ''exclusively'', as can be seen in [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03112010.shtml this 2010 strip]:
{{quote| '''Nancy''': Davan, wake up. I have a problem. <br />
{{quote|'''Nancy''': Davan, wake up. I have a problem.
'''Davan''': You live on the fifth floor; you've got a long stairwell that'll fix it for you. }}
'''Davan''': You live on the fifth floor; you've got a long stairwell that'll fix it for you. }}
* [[Deconstruction]]: A notable example is Gregory's teddy bear liberation army, which appeared in a throwaway gag years ago, and has subsequently been deconstructed into something truly disturbing.
* [[Deconstruction]]: A notable example is Gregory's teddy bear liberation army, which appeared in a throwaway gag years ago, and has subsequently been deconstructed into something truly disturbing.
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* [[Designated Monkey]]: Possibly related to the [[Double Standard]] below. Mike was treated like crap by the main cast for the longest time, but he never engaged in their [[Comedic Sociopathy]].
* [[Designated Monkey]]: Possibly related to the [[Double Standard]] below. Mike was treated like crap by the main cast for the longest time, but he never engaged in their [[Comedic Sociopathy]].
* [[The Ditz]]: Monette, especially at first.
* [[The Ditz]]: Monette, especially at first.
{{quote| '''[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06052010.shtml Kharisma]:''' I don't know! I don't know anything! I swear! It's a life choice!}}
{{quote|'''[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06052010.shtml Kharisma]:''' I don't know! I don't know anything! I swear! It's a life choice!}}
* [[Dirty Old Man|Dirty Old Woman]]: "[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04292005.shtml Y'know Davan, some of us Grandmas are good at more than baking cookies]."
* [[Dirty Old Man|Dirty Old Woman]]: "[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp04292005.shtml Y'know Davan, some of us Grandmas are good at more than baking cookies]."
* [[Disability as an Excuse For Jerkassery]]: As a young boy, Fred was admitted to a hospital for an ear infection, where he was antagonized at every turn by a boy in a wheel-chair, who used his disability as an excuse to rage at the world, and every other child at the hospital hates him. Eventually, Fred and his friends team up to scare him and teach him a lesson... {{spoiler|whereupon it is revealed that the boy is in the hospital for a heart condition, and the shock of the scare ends up killing him.}}
* [[Disability as an Excuse For Jerkassery]]: As a young boy, Fred was admitted to a hospital for an ear infection, where he was antagonized at every turn by a boy in a wheel-chair, who used his disability as an excuse to rage at the world, and every other child at the hospital hates him. Eventually, Fred and his friends team up to scare him and teach him a lesson... {{spoiler|whereupon it is revealed that the boy is in the hospital for a heart condition, and the shock of the scare ends up killing him.}}
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** PeeJee and Aubrey visit a shop named ''What's New'', with [[Phil Foglio]] visible behind the desk, [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06012003.shtml here].
** PeeJee and Aubrey visit a shop named ''What's New'', with [[Phil Foglio]] visible behind the desk, [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp06012003.shtml here].
** Choo-Choo Bear also [http://www.twolumps.net/d/20040726.html met up with Eben and Snooch] from ''[[Two Lumps]]'' back in the day.
** Choo-Choo Bear also [http://www.twolumps.net/d/20040726.html met up with Eben and Snooch] from ''[[Two Lumps]]'' back in the day.
* ~I Promised Myself I Wouldn't Cry~: But it's had not to cry "[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07182010.shtml nerd tears]" at your baby daughter's first time pwning [[Noob|noobs]] on ''[[World of Warcraft]]''.
* [[I Promised Myself I Wouldn't Cry]]: But it's had not to cry "[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07182010.shtml nerd tears]" at your baby daughter's first time pwning [[Noob|noobs]] on ''[[World of Warcraft]]''.
* [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy]]: Davan, with Branwen.
* [[I Want My Beloved to Be Happy]]: Davan, with Branwen.
* [[Jerkass]]: The entire cast, in one form or another. In fact, you can usually tell when someone's supposed to be considered a positively-viewed member of the cast when they change from [[Straw Loser]] [[Jerkass]] to [[Deadpan Snarker]] [[Jerkass]]. [[Word of God]] confirms that most characters are deliberately jerks, and that Davan is "an asshole, and a lot of the misery he's gone through, he brought on himself)."
* [[Jerkass]]: The entire cast, in one form or another. In fact, you can usually tell when someone's supposed to be considered a positively-viewed member of the cast when they change from [[Straw Loser]] [[Jerkass]] to [[Deadpan Snarker]] [[Jerkass]]. [[Word of God]] confirms that most characters are deliberately jerks, and that Davan is "an asshole, and a lot of the misery he's gone through, he brought on himself)."
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* [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: Many cast members, but particularly Davan. He might be a [[Jerkass]], but he is ''always'' there for his friends and family, even when it's hard.
* [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold]]: Many cast members, but particularly Davan. He might be a [[Jerkass]], but he is ''always'' there for his friends and family, even when it's hard.
* [[Jossed]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05312009.shtml This Q&A strip], which firmly answers the question of Davan and PeeJee as a couple, and says the only reason for [[Ship Tease|ship-teasing]] with them is to mess with people who keep asking.
* [[Jossed]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05312009.shtml This Q&A strip], which firmly answers the question of Davan and PeeJee as a couple, and says the only reason for [[Ship Tease|ship-teasing]] with them is to mess with people who keep asking.
{{quote| "Seriously? Davan and PeeJee? That wouldn't last five minutes."}}
{{quote|"Seriously? Davan and PeeJee? That wouldn't last five minutes."}}
* [[Jumping the Shark]]: An in-universe example. When Davan loses interest in [[Show Within a Show|his online comic]], instead of just ending it he deliberately shark-jumps it to try and make everyone hate it. Considering that Davan is an [[Author Avatar]] for Randy Milholland, one has to wonder...
* [[Jumping the Shark]]: An in-universe example. When Davan loses interest in [[Show Within a Show|his online comic]], instead of just ending it he deliberately shark-jumps it to try and make everyone hate it. Considering that Davan is an [[Author Avatar]] for Randy Milholland, one has to wonder...
* [[Kaleidoscope Hair]]: For a long time, Peejee would have constantly changing hair, until Randy got tired of changing it.
* [[Kaleidoscope Hair]]: For a long time, Peejee would have constantly changing hair, until Randy got tired of changing it.
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* [[Lamarck Was Right]]: Half of Choo-Choo's kitties are gooey and boneless like him, despite his condition being a result of chemotherapy.
* [[Lamarck Was Right]]: Half of Choo-Choo's kitties are gooey and boneless like him, despite his condition being a result of chemotherapy.
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]: Davan's [[Speech Bubble]] is [[The Un-Reveal|covered up]] for a second time when he tells PeeJee who he called at the con (see [[Painting the Fourth Wall]] below), this time by Choo-Choo Bear bursting out of his ice cream. PeeJee reasonably says that this makes no sense:
* [[Lampshade Hanging]]: Davan's [[Speech Bubble]] is [[The Un-Reveal|covered up]] for a second time when he tells PeeJee who he called at the con (see [[Painting the Fourth Wall]] below), this time by Choo-Choo Bear bursting out of his ice cream. PeeJee reasonably says that this makes no sense:
{{quote| '''Davan''': [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03112009.shtml He's a 30+ year old pudding cat who can travel through drains] but '''this''' is where [[Arbitrary Skepticism|your ability to believe]] is gonna be taxed?<br />
{{quote|'''Davan''': [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03112009.shtml He's a 30+ year old pudding cat who can travel through drains] but '''this''' is where [[Arbitrary Skepticism|your ability to believe]] is gonna be taxed?<br />
'''PeeJee''': Even so, there's a point where reality dictates--<br />
'''PeeJee''': Even so, there's a point where reality dictates--<br />
'''Davan''': How'd that woman in your job die again?<br />
'''Davan''': How'd that woman in your job die again?<br />
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* [[Law of Inverse Paternity]]: Played with; Davan didn't ''want'' to be Rory's father, but was at least willing to step up if he was, unlike the other candidate. Davan wound up becoming his [[Parental Substitute]] even after finding out he wasn't the dad, and admits that in retrospect he wishes he had been the father after all.
* [[Law of Inverse Paternity]]: Played with; Davan didn't ''want'' to be Rory's father, but was at least willing to step up if he was, unlike the other candidate. Davan wound up becoming his [[Parental Substitute]] even after finding out he wasn't the dad, and admits that in retrospect he wishes he had been the father after all.
* [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]]:
* [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall]]:
{{quote| '''Aubrey:''' "Woogie, where's all your stuff? It's like we're in a comic strip but the cartoonist is too goddamn lazy to draw our background like he normally does."}}
{{quote|'''Aubrey:''' "Woogie, where's all your stuff? It's like we're in a comic strip but the cartoonist is too goddamn lazy to draw our background like he normally does."}}
* [[Life Embellished]]
* [[Life Embellished]]
* [[Like Brother and Sister]]: Davan and Aubrey.
* [[Like Brother and Sister]]: Davan and Aubrey.
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* [[Nice Guy]] and [[Nice Guys Finish Last]]: Subverted heavily -- a major point of Milholland's (and [[Author Avatar|Davan's]]) is that a lot of supposed "Nice Guys" are actually self-involved, self-pitying jerks like Mike, who are actually quite selfish, and only after most girls because of their looks (something they hypocritically accuse the girls of doing with the "jerks" they go out with). And that said "Nice Guys" often pretend to be girls' friends just to potentially seduce them later, while pining over them like stalkers, none of which is "nice" behavior at all.
* [[Nice Guy]] and [[Nice Guys Finish Last]]: Subverted heavily -- a major point of Milholland's (and [[Author Avatar|Davan's]]) is that a lot of supposed "Nice Guys" are actually self-involved, self-pitying jerks like Mike, who are actually quite selfish, and only after most girls because of their looks (something they hypocritically accuse the girls of doing with the "jerks" they go out with). And that said "Nice Guys" often pretend to be girls' friends just to potentially seduce them later, while pining over them like stalkers, none of which is "nice" behavior at all.
* [[Nightmare Fetishist]]: Aubrey, as seen [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08032009.shtml here].
* [[Nightmare Fetishist]]: Aubrey, as seen [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08032009.shtml here].
{{quote| '''Jason''':''Lemme back track to where you were s'posed to be freaked out.''<br />
{{quote|'''Jason''':''Lemme back track to where you were s'posed to be freaked out.''
'''Aubrey''':''We'll need a big pot, but I'm sure we can get one on the way to the animal shelter.'' }}
'''Aubrey''':''We'll need a big pot, but I'm sure we can get one on the way to the animal shelter.'' }}
* [[No Good Deed Goes Unpunished]]: Davan, so very much. Nearly every instance of him trying to behave altruistically comes back to bite him in the worst possible way.
* [[No Good Deed Goes Unpunished]]: Davan, so very much. Nearly every instance of him trying to behave altruistically comes back to bite him in the worst possible way.
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* [[Painting the Fourth Wall]]: Aubrey enters Davan's apartment and asks "Where's your furniture? It's like we're in a comic strip, but the artist is too goddamn lazy to draw in the background like he usually does." Of course, there's a perfectly good explanation: it's in storage.
* [[Painting the Fourth Wall]]: Aubrey enters Davan's apartment and asks "Where's your furniture? It's like we're in a comic strip, but the artist is too goddamn lazy to draw in the background like he usually does." Of course, there's a perfectly good explanation: it's in storage.
** [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11252008.shtml In this strip], fearing he's about to [[It Makes Sense in Context|killed by rampaging]] [[Catgirl|catgirls]], Davan phones one of his friends and admits he loves them, but will deny saying it if he lives, while in the foreground:
** [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11252008.shtml In this strip], fearing he's about to [[It Makes Sense in Context|killed by rampaging]] [[Catgirl|catgirls]], Davan phones one of his friends and admits he loves them, but will deny saying it if he lives, while in the foreground:
{{quote| '''[[Wil Wheaton]]''': I was on ''[[Star Trek]]''. I'm familiar with crazy fans. This is a fan revolt. The result of years of being jacked about by those they adored.<br />
{{quote|'''[[Wil Wheaton]]''': I was on ''[[Star Trek]]''. I'm familiar with crazy fans. This is a fan revolt. The result of years of being jacked about by those they adored.
'''Jason''': [[Lampshade Hanging|Like when a webcomic intentionally dangles a plot but refuses to ever resolve it]]?<br />
'''Jason''': [[Lampshade Hanging|Like when a webcomic intentionally dangles a plot but refuses to ever resolve it]]?<br />
'''Davan''' [on phone]: You mean the world to me--<br />
'''Davan''' [on phone]: You mean the world to me--<br />
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* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: Both in the humor and in the characters' actions.
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: Both in the humor and in the characters' actions.
* [[Relationship Reboot]]: Halloween 2004.
* [[Relationship Reboot]]: Halloween 2004.
{{quote| "Hello, I'm Pee-Jee." <br />
{{quote|"Hello, I'm Pee-Jee."
"Hi, I'm Mike. Sometimes I'm an asshole." <br />
"Hi, I'm Mike. Sometimes I'm an asshole."
"That's fine by me. The interesting people always are." }}
"That's fine by me. The interesting people always are." }}
* [[Relationship Upgrade]]: Aubrey and Jason.
* [[Relationship Upgrade]]: Aubrey and Jason.
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* [[Take That Me]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02112004.shtml Here.]
* [[Take That Me]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02112004.shtml Here.]
* [[The Talk]]: Sanderson gives it to Rory while staying over as a guest. [[Hilarity Ensues]] [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08052011.shtml when Rory realizes] why his mom thought at one point that Davan might be his dad. And it only gets better from there.
* [[The Talk]]: Sanderson gives it to Rory while staying over as a guest. [[Hilarity Ensues]] [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp08052011.shtml when Rory realizes] why his mom thought at one point that Davan might be his dad. And it only gets better from there.
{{quote| '''Rory''': Mr. Sanderson explained it all to me! You put your penis in her vulva and then she... ejaculated uterine linin' after you... you shed your X chromosomes. Then her placenta was born and you both thought it was a baby and you both thought that baby was me but it wasn't! Didn't you?!<br />
{{quote|'''Rory''': Mr. Sanderson explained it all to me! You put your penis in her vulva and then she... ejaculated uterine linin' after you... you shed your X chromosomes. Then her placenta was born and you both thought it was a baby and you both thought that baby was me but it wasn't! Didn't you?!
'''Davan''': I don't know if I should punch you for telling him I had sex with his mom or for how bad a job you did explaining what that means. }}
'''Davan''': I don't know if I should punch you for telling him I had sex with his mom or for how bad a job you did explaining what that means. }}
* [[Talking to the Dead]]
* [[Talking to the Dead]]
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* [[The Un-Smile]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10312006.shtml Dude...]
* [[The Un-Smile]]: [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10312006.shtml Dude...]
* [[The Something Song]]:
* [[The Something Song]]:
{{quote| "Meth Song, Meth Song, <br />
{{quote|"Meth Song, Meth Song,
This is the song I sing when I'm about to get meth." }}
This is the song I sing when I'm about to get meth." }}
* [[Thermometer Gag]]: Davan demands his doctor take his temperature orally during a checkup, to which the doctor responds "Fine, but you're the first person to ask me to stick a rectal thermometer in his mouth."
* [[Thermometer Gag]]: Davan demands his doctor take his temperature orally during a checkup, to which the doctor responds "Fine, but you're the first person to ask me to stick a rectal thermometer in his mouth."
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: Several, but special mention to Kharisma, who openly bragged about a murder bet she made with Avagadro...which bites her right square in the ass when she's convicted of his murder, even though he died of natural causes.
* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: Several, but special mention to Kharisma, who openly bragged about a murder bet she made with Avagadro...which bites her right square in the ass when she's convicted of his murder, even though he died of natural causes.
* [[Too Much Information]] (Also a kind of [[Shutting Up Now]]): Vanessa's mouth sometimes runs away with her, and ends up in [http://somethingpositive.net/sp05182012.shtml terrible places].
* [[Too Much Information]] (Also a kind of [[Shutting Up Now]]): Vanessa's mouth sometimes runs away with her, and ends up in [http://somethingpositive.net/sp05182012.shtml terrible places].
{{quote| '''PeeJee:''' Stop...talking. <br />
{{quote|'''PeeJee:''' Stop...talking.
'''Vanessa:''' '''I DON'T KNOW HOW.''' }}
'''Vanessa:''' '''I DON'T KNOW HOW.''' }}
* [[Transparent Closet]]: Lisa was never fooling her family for a second, though she thought she was and was deathly embarassed of her orientation.
* [[Transparent Closet]]: Lisa was never fooling her family for a second, though she thought she was and was deathly embarassed of her orientation.
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* [[True Companions]]: Davan, PeeJee, Aubrey and Jason compose the core of the circle, with something like a dozen other characters forming the periphery. Lots and lots of snarking and bitching, but they've demonstrated a willingness -- nay, an eagerness -- to commit felonies on behalf of one another.
* [[True Companions]]: Davan, PeeJee, Aubrey and Jason compose the core of the circle, with something like a dozen other characters forming the periphery. Lots and lots of snarking and bitching, but they've demonstrated a willingness -- nay, an eagerness -- to commit felonies on behalf of one another.
* [[Unfortunate Names]]: Mike's kid {{spoiler|Shazam Wil-Wheaton Dowden}} and the Santa actor {{spoiler|Shirley Koklik}}. To some extent, Davan himself, as nobody knows how to pronounce it (it's Dah-van, not Dave-N).
* [[Unfortunate Names]]: Mike's kid {{spoiler|Shazam Wil-Wheaton Dowden}} and the Santa actor {{spoiler|Shirley Koklik}}. To some extent, Davan himself, as nobody knows how to pronounce it (it's Dah-van, not Dave-N).
{{quote| '''[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02082003.shtml PeeJee]:''' Why would you call me "{{spoiler|Penny-Jenny}}" and then act shocked that I'm prone to violent outbursts?}}
{{quote|'''[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02082003.shtml PeeJee]:''' Why would you call me "{{spoiler|Penny-Jenny}}" and then act shocked that I'm prone to violent outbursts?}}
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: The whole cast.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: The whole cast.
* [[Wall of Text]]: One of the worst offenders, though it's part of the comic's charm, and the producer of some of the better strips. Let's just say that Milholland ''REALLY'' likes his characters with [[Backstory]]. [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07232004.shtml Like this word-wall.]
* [[Wall of Text]]: One of the worst offenders, though it's part of the comic's charm, and the producer of some of the better strips. Let's just say that Milholland ''REALLY'' likes his characters with [[Backstory]]. [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07232004.shtml Like this word-wall.]