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*** After Shadow falls...
*** After Shadow falls...
{{quote|'''Shadow:''' Damn! Not here!}}
{{quote|'''Shadow:''' Damn! Not here!}}
** "Shadow.... ANDROID?! Am I... an... android TOO?!"
** "Shadow.... ANDROID?! Am I... an... android TOO?!"
** During the Glyphic Canyon level, when you've got Knuckles with you, has a segment where you have to walk into this tornado to progress. What does Knuckles have to say while you're doing this? [[Large Ham|"HELP!!!]] [[Captain Obvious|WE'RE BEING SUCKED IN!!!"]] This is made much more hilarious for two reasons: the first is that Knuckles is voiced by the [[Large Ham|glorious]] [[Dan Green]], and the second is that, if you wait around on the bridge for a bit, Knuckles will ''tell you to walk into the tornado.''
** During the Glyphic Canyon level, when you've got Knuckles with you, has a segment where you have to walk into this tornado to progress. What does Knuckles have to say while you're doing this? [[Large Ham|"HELP!!!]] [[Captain Obvious|WE'RE BEING SUCKED IN!!!"]] This is made much more hilarious for two reasons: the first is that Knuckles is voiced by the [[Large Ham|glorious]] [[Dan Green]], and the second is that, if you wait around on the bridge for a bit, Knuckles will ''tell you to walk into the tornado.''
** The GUN Commander's exposition rant to Shadow just before the Cosmic Fall level. Quite profound and dramatic and would be very much so in a more serious game...if not for the fact that, gun aside, the scene looks quite comical when he's ranting about this to a nearly adorable cartoon hedgehog.
** The GUN Commander's exposition rant to Shadow just before the Cosmic Fall level. Quite profound and dramatic and would be very much so in a more serious game...if not for the fact that, gun aside, the scene looks quite comical when he's ranting about this to a nearly adorable cartoon hedgehog.
* A fair amount -- no, ''all'' of ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (video game)|Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]''. This is especially due to the contrast of the [[Uncanny Valley|kind of realistic humans]] and the furries during the drama scenes, the 4Kids voice acting, the nonsensical plot, the bad dialogue, and moments of pure silliness like Eggman pressing buttons like he was a blind man playing a piano.
* A fair amount -- no, ''all'' of ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 video game)||Sonic the Hedgehog 2006]]''. This is especially due to the contrast of the [[Uncanny Valley|kind of realistic humans]] and the furries during the drama scenes, the 4Kids voice acting, the nonsensical plot, the bad dialogue, and moments of pure silliness like Eggman pressing buttons like he was a blind man playing a piano.
** At least Eggman's [[Narm]] moments are [[So Bad It's Good|awesome]]. The scenes with him in are pretty much the only bearable bits of the game's plot.
** At least Eggman's [[Narm]] moments are [[So Bad It's Good|awesome]]. The scenes with him in are pretty much the only bearable bits of the game's plot.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qyPSoZC2qc DON'T TOUCH IT!eleven!111!1!1] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUvFJZJg0QM And the remix.]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qyPSoZC2qc DON'T TOUCH IT!eleven!111!1!1] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUvFJZJg0QM And the remix.]
** Don't forget Mephiles' "resurrection", where he introduces himself then starts zombie walking while looking straight down. This, combined with his black and white color scheme, will make you apologize for all the times you called Shadow "Emo the Hedgehog".
** Don't forget Mephiles' "resurrection", where he introduces himself then starts zombie walking while looking straight down. This, combined with his black and white color scheme, will make you apologize for all the times you called Shadow "Emo the Hedgehog".
*** [[Your Mileage May Vary]], as many found this to be [[Sonic the Hedgehog/Nightmare Fuel|just as unsettling]] as the producers intended (if not moreso).
*** [[Your Mileage May Vary]], as many found this to be [[Sonic the Hedgehog/Nightmare Fuel|just as unsettling]] as the producers intended (if not moreso).
** And speaking of Mephiles, didn't [[Dan Green]] sound like a [[Crispin Freeman]] wannabe while voicing him?
** And speaking of Mephiles, didn't [[Dan Green]] sound like a [[Crispin Freeman]] wannabe while voicing him?
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** Sonic's "Test of Love". If an oracle using "Dramatic" lines to tell you to choose between two girls in a mission that's so random it's basically a [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment]] isn't enough for you, keep in mind that this supposedly dramatic choice used the same upbeat little tune all the other missions use.
** Sonic's "Test of Love". If an oracle using "Dramatic" lines to tell you to choose between two girls in a mission that's so random it's basically a [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment]] isn't enough for you, keep in mind that this supposedly dramatic choice used the same upbeat little tune all the other missions use.
** During the final boss of Sonic's story, Eggman will occasionally yell "Fall!", sounding less like an evil genius trying to kill you and more like a little kid who was one pin away from getting a strike in bowling.
** During the final boss of Sonic's story, Eggman will occasionally yell "Fall!", sounding less like an evil genius trying to kill you and more like a little kid who was one pin away from getting a strike in bowling.
** Rouge in Sonic 2006. She's flying away with the Scepter of Darkness, and Eggman's robot punches her with a fist double the size of her body. And yet, all she says is "Ah." Seriously, I won't even put a link to the video because it's so embarrassing. Add that to the fact that Rouge is supposed to be 18 but sounds like she's 30-40. But that's the 4Kids voice actor's fault.
** Rouge in Sonic 2006. She's flying away with the Scepter of Darkness, and Eggman's robot punches her with a fist double the size of her body. And yet, all she says is "Ah." Seriously, I won't even put a link to the video because it's so embarrassing. Add that to the fact that Rouge is supposed to be 18 but sounds like she's 30-40. But that's the 4Kids voice actor's fault.
*** Sometimes she sounds like a 30-40 MAN...
*** Sometimes she sounds like a 30-40 MAN...
** Also for Sonic '06, many of Silver's lines. Especially what he says when you're fighting him.
** Also for Sonic '06, many of Silver's lines. Especially what he says when you're fighting him.
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