Sorry, Billy, But You Just Don't Have Legs: Difference between revisions

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'''Stan:''' Don't you oppress me.
'''Reg:''' I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?! }}
* The hunchbacked Ephialtes in ''[[300|Three Hundred]]'' gets told he can't join the Spartans because he'll weaken the phalanx, as he can't raise his shield high enough to protect the men next to him.-- Ironically, the movie then violates this premise by having the Spartans break up their phalanx and fight individually.
** A review of the comic once remarked they could have used him as a skirmisher, messenger, water carrier or whatever.
* [[Rudy]], you're too short to play football!
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* ''[[Harry Potter/Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban|Harry Potter]]'' - "Sorry Ron, but seeing as you can't walk" *they vanish*
* In ''[[From Russia with Love]]'', Tatiana Romanova explains that she wanted to be a ballerina, but was rejected for being too tall.
 
 
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