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{{quote|''I regret to report that I am no longer fit for duty...''|'''[[Mook|A Random Hobgoblin]]''', after being crushed under a boulder, ''[[Order of the Stick ~~(Webcomic)~~|Order of the Stick]]''}}

{{quote|''I regret to report that I am no longer fit for duty...''|'''[[Mook|A Random Hobgoblin]]''', after being crushed under a boulder, ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]''}}

Death. This is ([[Death Is Cheap|usu]][[Disney Death|ally]]) the final time this character will ever get to do ''anything''. This gives us such tropes as [[Anguished Declaration of Love]], where a Bob realizes this is the last chance he'll ever get to say, "I love you."

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So he apologizes for leaving. Particularly [[Tear Jerker|Tear Jerking]] if it's because of a [[Heroic Sacrifice]], as he's apologizing for not doing more when he just willingly gave his life.

In some ways an inversion of [[How Dare You Die On Me!]], in others, [[I Can Still Fight]].

In some ways an inversion of [[How Dare You Die on Me!]], in others, [[I Can Still Fight]].

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* ''[[Buckaroo Banzai]]''. The black Lectroid John Gant is about to destroy his thermopod (and himself) to prevent the red Lectroids from capturing it.

{{quote| '''John Gant:''' My most profuse apologies to my homeland and loved ones...Perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai.}}

* In ''[[~~Serenity (Film)|~~Serenity]]'' Simon, while lying on the ground shot, and thinking he is dying, apologizes to River for ''not protecting her enough''. Gee whiz, I hope the patron saint of big brothers (whoever it is) puts in a good word for him. {{spoiler|Good thing he gets better.}}

* In ''[[Serenity]]'' Simon, while lying on the ground shot, and thinking he is dying, apologizes to River for ''not protecting her enough''. Gee whiz, I hope the patron saint of big brothers (whoever it is) puts in a good word for him. {{spoiler|Good thing he gets better.}}

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== Webcomics ==

* ''[[Order of the Stick ~~(Webcomic)~~|Order of the Stick]]'': A random hobgoblin sees a boulder flying in and knocks his commander out of the way. Last words, and possibly two out of his only three lines are:

* ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]'': A random hobgoblin sees a boulder flying in and knocks his commander out of the way. Last words, and possibly two out of his only three lines are:

{{quote| ''I regret to report that I am no longer fit for duty...Supreme Leader...''}}