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|| '''Death Value''' || '''''[[Four Is Death|4]]''''' || '''''3''''' || '''''2''''' || '''''1''''' || |
|| '''Death Value''' || '''''[[Four Is Death|4]]''''' || '''''3''''' || '''''2''''' || '''''1''''' || |
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|| ''[[How to Kill A Character|Cause of death]]'' || [[Death By Irony|Irony]], [[Dropped a Bridge On Him|Bridge Drop]], [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill|Overkill]], [[Stuffed in The Fridge]], [[Ret Gone]] || [[Redemption Equals Death|Redemption]], [[Heroic Sacrifice|Sacrifice]], [[Bus Crash]], [[Mortal Wound Reveal]] || [[No One Could Survive That]], just plain killed in battle || [[Suicidal Gotcha|Jumping]] || |
|| ''[[How to Kill A Character|Cause of death]]'' || [[Death By Irony|Irony]], [[Dropped a Bridge On Him|Bridge Drop]], [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill|Overkill]], [[Stuffed in The Fridge]], [[Ret Gone]] || [[Redemption Equals Death|Redemption]], [[Heroic Sacrifice|Sacrifice]], [[Bus Crash]], [[Mortal Wound Reveal]] || [[No One Could Survive That]], just plain killed in battle || [[Suicidal Gotcha|Jumping]] || |
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|| ''[[Like You Would Really Do It|Audience Expectation]]'' || [[Anyone Can Die]], [[Kill |
|| ''[[Like You Would Really Do It|Audience Expectation]]'' || [[Anyone Can Die]], [[Kill'Em All]] || [[Killed Off for Real]], [[Tonight Someone Dies]] || [[Disney Death]] || [[Back From the Dead]], [[Death Is Cheap]], [[Nobody Can Die]] || |
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|| ''Body Found?'' || [[Deader Than Dead|Dead]] and [[Meaningful Funeral|Buried]]<br />[[Chunky Salsa Rule|Only Bits And Pieces]] || [[Waking Up At the Morgue|At The Morgue]] || [[Never Found the Body|Never Found]], [[Human Popsicle|Frozen]], [[Taken for Granite|Petrified]] || [[Left for Dead]] || |
|| ''Body Found?'' || [[Deader Than Dead|Dead]] and [[Meaningful Funeral|Buried]]<br />[[Chunky Salsa Rule|Only Bits And Pieces]] || [[Waking Up At the Morgue|At The Morgue]] || [[Never Found the Body|Never Found]], [[Human Popsicle|Frozen]], [[Taken for Granite|Petrified]] || [[Left for Dead]] || |
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|| ''Reaction'' || [[Really Dead Montage|Montage]], [[Bond One |
|| ''Reaction'' || [[Really Dead Montage|Montage]], [[Bond One-Liner]] || [[He's Dead, Jim]] || [[It's Personal]] || [[Faux Death]] || |
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|| ''Last Words'' || [[Oh Crap|Crap]], [[Killed Mid |
|| ''Last Words'' || [[Oh Crap|Crap]], [[Killed Mid-Sentence]], [[Sedgwick Speech|Carry on men]], [[His Name Is]] || [[Catch Phrase]], [[Famous Last Words]], [[Final Speech]], [[Obi-Wan Moment]] || [[You Shall Not Pass|"Fly, you fools!"]] [[Tempting Fate|"Piece of cake"]] || "[[My Death Is Just the Beginning]]" || |
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|| ''[[Characters|Characterization]]'' || [[Red Shirt]], [[Death By Origin Story|Loved One]], [[Mauve Shirt]] || [[Recurring Character]], [[C List Fodder]] || [[Regular]] || [[Contractual Immortality|Protagonist, Archvillain]] || |
|| ''[[Characters|Characterization]]'' || [[Red Shirt]], [[Death By Origin Story|Loved One]], [[Mauve Shirt]] || [[Recurring Character]], [[C List Fodder]] || [[Regular]] || [[Contractual Immortality|Protagonist, Archvillain]] || |
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|| ''[[Season Fluidity|When did they die?]]'' || 10+ years ago, [[Grand Finale|Series Finale]] || 5-10 years ago || Same year || [[Story Arc|Same arc]] || |
|| ''[[Season Fluidity|When did they die?]]'' || 10+ years ago, [[Grand Finale|Series Finale]] || 5-10 years ago || Same year || [[Story Arc|Same arc]] || |
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* Genre: Comic book, so [[Death Is Cheap]]. 1. |
* Genre: Comic book, so [[Death Is Cheap]]. 1. |
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* The Body: [[Deader Than Dead|Dead and buried]], but it's a little more complicated. Still, it's a 4. |
* The Body: [[Deader Than Dead|Dead and buried]], but it's a little more complicated. Still, it's a 4. |
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* Reaction: [[He's Dead Jim|He's Dead Clark]], plus "Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?" probably counts as a [[Really Dead Montage]]. 3.5. |
* Reaction: [[He's Dead, Jim|He's Dead Clark]], plus "Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?" probably counts as a [[Really Dead Montage]]. 3.5. |
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* Last Words: "[[Famous Last Words|Try Me]]." 3. |
* Last Words: "[[Famous Last Words|Try Me]]." 3. |
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* Characterization: It's [[Memetic Mutation|The Goddamn Batman]], people. 1. |
* Characterization: It's [[Memetic Mutation|The Goddamn Batman]], people. 1. |
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* Genre: [[Disney Death]]. - 2 |
* Genre: [[Disney Death]]. - 2 |
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* Body found: No. There was nothing left of her to be found. - 3 |
* Body found: No. There was nothing left of her to be found. - 3 |
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* Reaction: [[He's Dead Jim]] - 3 |
* Reaction: [[He's Dead, Jim]] - 3 |
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* Last words: A [[Final Speech]]. - 3 |
* Last words: A [[Final Speech]]. - 3 |
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* Characterization: [[Relationship Sue]], [[Strangled By the Red String]], [[Love Martyr]], but most of all, a recurring character. So about a 3.25. |
* Characterization: [[Relationship Sue]], [[Strangled By the Red String]], [[Love Martyr]], but most of all, a recurring character. So about a 3.25. |
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* Genre: [[Disney Death]]. - 2 |
* Genre: [[Disney Death]]. - 2 |
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* Body found: Yes, and her head became one of Astrabolo's souvenirs. Her body was merely dumped into a volcano and disposed of.- 4 |
* Body found: Yes, and her head became one of Astrabolo's souvenirs. Her body was merely dumped into a volcano and disposed of.- 4 |
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* Reaction: [[He's Dead Jim]] - 3 |
* Reaction: [[He's Dead, Jim]] - 3 |
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* Last words: She does warn that while she forfeited her Crimson Owl protection by [[Virgin Power|losing her virginity]], that [[My Death Is Just the Beginning|there'd always be a Crimson Owl somewhere]] to oppose Astrabolo. - 1 |
* Last words: She does warn that while she forfeited her Crimson Owl protection by [[Virgin Power|losing her virginity]], that [[My Death Is Just the Beginning|there'd always be a Crimson Owl somewhere]] to oppose Astrabolo. - 1 |
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* Characterization: Don Throndo's girlfriend and the baby mama of his daughter Tina. - 4. |
* Characterization: Don Throndo's girlfriend and the baby mama of his daughter Tina. - 4. |
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* Genre: Again, dead are dead. - 3 |
* Genre: Again, dead are dead. - 3 |
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* Body found: This one is tricky. Nonphysical being, so there is no body to be found. Let's leave this one out. |
* Body found: This one is tricky. Nonphysical being, so there is no body to be found. Let's leave this one out. |
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* Reaction: Physical holes in his brain where she used to be, confirmed by an MRI qualify as a [[He's Dead Jim]] - 3 |
* Reaction: Physical holes in his brain where she used to be, confirmed by an MRI qualify as a [[He's Dead, Jim]] - 3 |
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* Characterization: Despite some gaps, definitely a [[Regular]]. - 2 |
* Characterization: Despite some gaps, definitely a [[Regular]]. - 2 |
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* When: Over a year, but not quite ten years: - 2 |
* When: Over a year, but not quite ten years: - 2 |
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* Cause: Sacrifice, definitely. '''3'''. |
* Cause: Sacrifice, definitely. '''3'''. |
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* Genre: [[Kill |
* Genre: [[Kill'Em All]]. '''4'''. |
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* Body Found: [[Left for Dead]], essentially. '''1'''. |
* Body Found: [[Left for Dead]], essentially. '''1'''. |
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* Reaction: [[Faux Death]]. '''1'''. |
* Reaction: [[Faux Death]]. '''1'''. |
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* Remus Lupin: |
* Remus Lupin: |
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* Cause of Death: I have no idea. Probably ''Avada Kedavra''. ''2''. |
* Cause of Death: I have no idea. Probably ''Avada Kedavra''. ''2''. |
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* Audience Expectation: [[Kill |
* Audience Expectation: [[Kill'Em All]]. '''4'''. |
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* Body Found? Dead and Buried. '''4'''. |
* Body Found? Dead and Buried. '''4'''. |
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* Reaction: Its Personal ''2''. |
* Reaction: Its Personal ''2''. |
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* Fred Weasley: |
* Fred Weasley: |
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* Cause of Death: Technically, [[Dropped a Bridge On Him|Exploded A Wall On Him]]. '''4'''. |
* Cause of Death: Technically, [[Dropped a Bridge On Him|Exploded A Wall On Him]]. '''4'''. |
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* Audience Expectation: [[Kill |
* Audience Expectation: [[Kill'Em All]]. '''4'''. |
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* Body Found?: Dead and Buried. '''4'''. |
* Body Found?: Dead and Buried. '''4'''. |
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* Reaction? [[He's Dead Jim]] '''4'''. |
* Reaction? [[He's Dead, Jim]] '''4'''. |
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* Last Words: [[Killed Mid |
* Last Words: [[Killed Mid-Sentence]]. Aw, Perce. '''4'''. |
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* Characterization: Regular. '''2'''. |
* Characterization: Regular. '''2'''. |
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* When did they die? Final battle. '''4'''. |
* When did they die? Final battle. '''4'''. |
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* Genre: [[Anyone Can Die]]. '''4'''. |
* Genre: [[Anyone Can Die]]. '''4'''. |
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* Body found: Never Found, but since it's an unusual case of it, '''2.5'''. (And this bit) |
* Body found: Never Found, but since it's an unusual case of it, '''2.5'''. (And this bit) |
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* Reaction: [[ |
* Reaction: [[It's Personal]]. '''2'''. |
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* Last Words: [[Killed Mid |
* Last Words: [[Killed Mid-Sentence]] (or mid-spell, rather), so '''4'''. |
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* Characterization: Regular. '''2'''. |
* Characterization: Regular. '''2'''. |
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* When: 5 years ago (2003). '''3'''. |
* When: 5 years ago (2003). '''3'''. |
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* Genre: Anyone can/Everyone will die. '''4'''. |
* Genre: Anyone can/Everyone will die. '''4'''. |
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* Body Found: Only bits and pieces. '''4'''. |
* Body Found: Only bits and pieces. '''4'''. |
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* Reaction: [[ |
* Reaction: [[It's Personal]]. '''2''' |
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* Last Words: "I'll hold him off!" '''3'''. |
* Last Words: "I'll hold him off!" '''3'''. |
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* Characterization: Loved One. '''4'''. |
* Characterization: Loved One. '''4'''. |
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Cedric Diggory: |
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* Cause: Avada Kedavra curse, so [[No One Could Survive That]]: '''2'''. |
* Cause: Avada Kedavra curse, so [[No One Could Survive That]]: '''2'''. |
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* Genre: [[Anyone Can Die]] / [[Kill |
* Genre: [[Anyone Can Die]] / [[Kill'Em All]]: '''4'''. |
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* Body Found: Yes, and it was mourned, so '''4'''. |
* Body Found: Yes, and it was mourned, so '''4'''. |
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* Reaction: Sort of a combo of [[ |
* Reaction: Sort of a combo of [[It's Personal]] and [[Really Dead Montage]], so averages to '''3'''. |
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* Famous Last Words: None, although when the wand-welding revived him he said "Take my body back", so probably a '''3'''. |
* Famous Last Words: None, although when the wand-welding revived him he said "Take my body back", so probably a '''3'''. |
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* Characterization: [[Recurring Character]], as he wasn't a part of the main cast but was important enough to affect the storyline from time to time, so '''3'''. |
* Characterization: [[Recurring Character]], as he wasn't a part of the main cast but was important enough to affect the storyline from time to time, so '''3'''. |
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* Expectation: [[Anyone Can Die]]: 4 |
* Expectation: [[Anyone Can Die]]: 4 |
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* [[Body Found]]: Yes: 4 |
* [[Body Found]]: Yes: 4 |
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* Reaction: [[He's Dead Jim|She's Dead, Jim]]: 3 |
* Reaction: [[He's Dead, Jim|She's Dead, Jim]]: 3 |
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* [[Last Words]]: [[Tempting Fate]]: 2 |
* [[Last Words]]: [[Tempting Fate]]: 2 |
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* Character: Regular by this point: 2 |
* Character: Regular by this point: 2 |
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* Genre: [[Killed Off for Real]]. 3 |
* Genre: [[Killed Off for Real]]. 3 |
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* Body found?: Not technically, but there were a few encounters with her ghost. 4 |
* Body found?: Not technically, but there were a few encounters with her ghost. 4 |
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* Reaction?: [[ |
* Reaction?: [[It's Personal]] fits best. Nico was ''not'' happy. 2 |
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* Characterization?: [[Mauve Shirt]], because she didn't live long enough to become a reg, but lived long enough to not be a [[Red Shirt]]. 3 |
* Characterization?: [[Mauve Shirt]], because she didn't live long enough to become a reg, but lived long enough to not be a [[Red Shirt]]. 3 |
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* When did she die?: Same arc (it's a book series, so this is a guess). 1 |
* When did she die?: Same arc (it's a book series, so this is a guess). 1 |