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* [[Brain Bleach]]:
{{quote|'''McLennan:''' ''(STOP PUTTING IMAGES IN MY HEAD THAT I CAN'T GET OUT LATER EXCEPT WITH A BULLET.)''}}
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]:
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''{{quote|'''Sartin:''' Yes, people, this is what passes for "research" and "historical accuracy" in '''FATAL'''.}}''
** Sadly, Sartin also falls to this trope once in the review, when he claims that it's impossible for a non-erect nipple to have no length whatsoever. In fact, there's a minor medical condition in which a person's nipples, while not erect, retract into the body. Still, you can't fault him for not wanting to examine every aspect of this "game" too closely.
* [[Don't Try This At Home]]: Sartin helpfully informs the audience that they are professionals, and that you should not try projectile-vomiting blood at home.
* [[Dumb Muscle]]: McLennan finds that "retard strength" is a thing in this game; one formula calculates the odds of getting a burst of strength, and the odds are inversely proportional to Intelligence.
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