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{{quote|''Oh, I write love songs for my favorite girl
And sing them soft and low
But before I get to finish
She says she has to go
She's nice and says, "Excuse me,
I've got to find a bar
I think I need refreshment
'Fore I hear you play guitar."''|'''Harry Chapin''', "Six-String Orchestra"}}
{{quote|''Get off that piano. You're hurting its feelings!''|'''"Jelly Roll" Morton''' (legendary jazz musician)}}
{{quote|'''Klink''': ''Col. Hogan, I have decided not to play in your prisoners' orchestra. I may, however, do a solo over the loudspeaker system.''
'''Hogan''': ''Well, if I were you, I'd wait until the general leaves, sir.''
'''Klink''': ''Why?''
'''Hogan''': ''I mean, how would it look, a mass escape while he's here?''|'''[[Hogan's Heroes]]''', ''Movies Are Your Best Escape''}}
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