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[[File:Tail_Girl.jpg|frame|<small> [[Lethal Joke Character|What? The one with with the big tail who talks to squirrels?]] </small> ]]
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Doreen Green is the mutant known as Squirrel Girl -- or, depending on who you ask, either ''The Anti-Life'' or ''The Slayer Of All That Breathes''. She is also, believe it or not, ''[[Marvel Comics]]' most powerful hero''.
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* [[Badass Adorable]] / [[Badass on Paper]]: She's positively cute (and especially ''hot'' when drawn by Mike Deodato in ''[[Fear Itself (Comic Book)|Fear Itself]]''), can talk to squirrels, and can kick more ass than all of Marvel's other heroes combined.
* [[Badass Boast]]: While saying goodbye to [[Iron Man]]:
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* [[Beyond the Impossible]], [[Serial Escalation]] and [[Achievements in Ignorance]]: Each new issue answers one question: how many overpowered super villains can Squirrel Girl defeat? She explains that the actual word ''impossible'' isn't part of her personal lexicon, since she feels that the word is very disempowering.
* [[Blade Below the Shoulder]]: While her knuckle spikes aren't as powerful (or as long) as Wolverine's, she's able to carve through solid wood with them.
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* [[Urban Legend of Zelda]]: Many fans have been wishing for Doreen to be named as a playable character in ''[[Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]''. In response, [http://sketchcardsaloon.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/20110101-124310.jpg this doctored screencap] began to float around.
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|What Kind Of Lame Power Is Talking To Squirrels Anyway?]]: [[Heart Is an Awesome Power|Averted hard]]. If you don't believe me, then look at her track record. [http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/43469/875257-squirrelgirl04_super.jpg She defeated Dr. Doom by letting her squirrels ZergRush him!]
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** She defeated M.O.D.O.K by letting Tippy-Toe slip through his defenses. She let The Thing defeat Bi-Beast by having her squirrels distract him. And she was directly aided by Tippy-Toe while breaking into Thunderbolt Mountain. And that's not even getting into ''her other powers''...
* [[Xanatos Gambit]]: She may have been strangled by that E-List Mook during the big brawl in ''Great Lakes Avengers: Misassembled #4'', but that was just to let him stand where she wanted him in order for her to let the other squirrels avenge the murder of Monkey Joe. She could have defeated him herself but [[It's Personal|it was personal.]]
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