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*** During a weeklong hiatus in March 2011 Japan got hit by the earthquake and the tsunami, Middle Eastern leaders opened fire on their own people, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Knut the polar bear died]] and the US militarily enforced the no fly zone in Libya.
{{quote|'''Jon''': When we left the world's two biggest trouble spots were Wisconsin and the set of [[Two and A Half Men]]. And then suddenly ALL HOLY HELL BREAKS LOOSE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO LOOK AT!}}
* [[The Coroner Doth Protest Too Much]]: In Russia, one of Putin's fiercest critics, Boris Nemtsov, was seemingly assassinated. leading to: {{quote|I think it was perhaps [[Hunting Accident]]. Or Maybe Nemtsov, I don't know, tripped and fell on, bullet real hard. Or time traveling cyborg sent from future to kill Nemtsov so he could not grow into leader of human resistance.|John Stewart| [http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/jzeo3y/putin-on-the-hits Putin on the Hits]}}.
* [[The Glasses Come Off]]: In this [http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-january-21-2010/special-comment---keith-olbermann-s-name-calling segment] he takes off and puts on various pairs of glasses while making his dramatic speech.
* [[The Last of These Is Not Like the Others]]: In October 7, 2008, while analyzing the "stupid" vote, John Oliver broke it down into twelve sections: paste eaters, numbskulls, nitwits, fucktards, people whose hands get stuck in pickle jars when they eat pickles, people who lose arguments to babies, douchenozzles, tiger petters, people who jump up and down on frozen lakes, shaved gorillas who've somehow managed to acquire a driver's license, the voluntarily lobotomized, and [[Take That|Cubs fans]].