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* [[Sweet Polly Oliver]]: Elf joined this way, although it fell apart when she was fitted for armor.
* [[Tsundere]]: Although she eventually [[Incredibly Lame Pun|grew out]] of most of it. [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-09-23 Most].
 
==== Lazkowicz, Todd ("Lazarus") ====
 
* [[Mad Scientist]]
* [[No One Could Survive That]]: Presumably [[Killed Off for Real]].
** Of course, there was [[foreshadowing]] in an [[April Fools' Day]] strip... and now we know he worked on the project. The "magical cryokit" had coherent non-destructive backup of brain, and RED-REO is this plus writing back - so he was very likely to have nanobots capable of reviving him after "merely" Laz-2 [[Deader Than Dead|grade death]] of bullet in the head (or even Laz-3 like Xinchub). Since he was able to work with AI in general, he could control where his dead body goes, simply by modifying every "coffinpedo" on board (once he stops doing it, a timer or even normal use would eliminate evidence).
 
==== Leelagaleenileeleenoleela<ref>It's hyphenated Leelagaleeni-Leeleenoleela in a couple of strips, but that's likely to fit it in the speech bubble</ref> ("Legs") ====
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==== Nicholson, Burt ("Nick") ====
Nick is another of the Tough's big, hefty, musclebound human bruisers. He eventually retires fromtfrom hethe Toughs after refusing to undergo Petey's corrective surgery on the Toughs' memories.
 
* [[Dumb Muscle]]: Nick can deliver a 12-megapascal punch - twice the force any late 20th-century boxer could muster - and has the reinforced bone structure to not shatter his hand in the process. He's also [[Zig Zagged Trope|superstitious, gullible, and easily distracted, but not stupid]], [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-04-09 to put it in Legs' words.]
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* [[Dropped a Bridge on Him]]: He saved almost everyone's live at Credomar and what's his reward? Getting taken apart to be 'repaired' by Para and never waking up again, after he [[Heroic BSOD|"resigned" and went catatonic over this]].
* [[Evil Laugh]]: It [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2006-12-31 comes with the standard skin].
* [[I Am Not a Gun]]: Though [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090117.html2009-01-17 initially] it appeared Tag's problem was with not following orders, the resultant [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090211.html2009-02-11 angst] [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090212.html2009-02-12 afterward] was definitely due to killing all those civilians.
* [[No Sense of Humor]]: Tag was originally created with no sense of humor, but has tried to learn it to better understand his opponents.
* [[Shout-Out]]: Originally he spoke only in quotes from ''[[Warcraft II]]''.
 
==== Tagioalisi ("Tagii", "Chinook") ====
Masterwork of Para - the warship AI built from scratch, since TAG experienced fatal breakdown and needed replacement, and Ennesby never was a proper tactical ''or'' ship AI in the first place.
 
* [[AI Is a Crapshoot]]: Remember, kids - misuse leads to malfunction!
* [[Combat Aestheticist]]
* [[Commander Contrarian]]: Being critical and sassy is not a glitch, it's a feature. Tagii was programmed to "[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-09-25 exhibit a small measure of adversarial behavior]".
* [[Robo Ship]]: They had an... ''interesting'' relationship with Tagon, but this plotline kind of ended abruptly.
* [[Spaceship Girl]]: Female personality was made on purpose.
 
==== Tailor ====
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* [[Absurdly Sharp Blade]]: [[Armor of Invincibility|Fullerene-cloth armor]] is technically clothing, so naturally he must be able to cut the material for them.
* [[Improbable Weapon User]]: His scissors.
* [[Took a Level In Badass]]: '''[http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20100918.html2010-09-18 I AM A SURGEON.]'''
 
==== Thnempha, Andy ====
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==== Gyo, Doythaban ====
Doyt Gyo is a human bounty hunter who is cybernetically grafted to an extremely advanced AI named Haban. After running afoul of the Toughs, Haban is modified to have a greater say in things, resulting in the two personalities merging into one mind. DotyhabanDoythaban briefly served as an officer with the Toughs before his fellow bounty hunters set out to capture him.
 
* [[Bounty Hunter]]
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* [[Put on a Bus]]: We don't know what happened to him after he was captured by the UNS.
 
==== Haban (Haban II) ====
Haban is a gate-clone of Doyt Gyo/Haban, who caught a bad case of cranial laser that destroyed most of the Doyt personality center. After the brain was reconstructed, Haban took full control over the remaining body and mind. haban is currently married to Breya and partially connect to the Fleetmind.