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{{quote|'''Reynholm''': "I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that [[This Is Sparta|I am! The greatest man! In the world!]]"}}
** His son Douglas is ''even worse'', as demonstrated at [[The Fun in Funeral|his father's funeral.]]
{{quote|'''Douglas''': "UNHAND ME, PRIEST! Where is your god? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? [[Large Ham|FAAAAATHEEEER]]!!!"<br />
''sobs melodramatically before seeing Jen'' <br />
[[Distracted by the Sexy|Well who's this?]] Hi, I'm Douglas, what are you doing after the funeral?" }}
*** Douglas is at least slightly aware of his failures, though. He's just too rich and dumb to stop himself. He is shown to be occasionally successful, which doesn't help, but then stuff like this happens:
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* The Scout from ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'', at least in the Meet The Scout video. He considers it "kind of a big deal" that there's someone who hasn't heard of him.
* Murray from the ''[[Monkey Island]]'' series. In his own mind, he is a powerful demonic force, the harbinger of your doom, and the forces of darkness will applaud him as he strides through the gates of Hell, carrying your head on a pike!
{{quote|'''Guybrush:''' [[Oracular Head|'Stride']]?<br />
'''[[Oracular Head|Murray:]]''' ...All right then, 'roll'! ''Roll'' through the gates of Hell!... Must you take the fun out of ''everything''? }}
* Lurbuk, an Orc bard from [[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]], is so convinced of his own greatness that he doesn't realize you're there to kill him, even as you draw your blade and tell him he's about to die. And as testament to just how bad he is, a lottery was held to determine who could hire you to kill him.