(The Customer is) Not Always Right: Difference between revisions

** [http://notalwaysright.com/listen-to-the-irony-of-the-situation "I mean, is your conversation SO important that you can’t pay attention to the person in front of you?"]

** "[http://notalwaysright.com/pot-calling-the-kettle-black-slowly Pot Calling The Kettle Black, Slowly]"

* [[I Always Wanted to Say That]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/strange-ambitions "Why would anyone bother having different kinds of coffee?"]

* [[I Am Not Shazam]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/no-clue-at-the-zoo Someone does this with] ''[[Madagascar]]'', of all things.

{{quote|'''Customer''': What manner o' thing is your peanut butter cookie?

'''Shop Clerk''': 'Tis a cookie, sir, with peanut butter in it. }}

* [[Shell-Shocked Veteran]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/this-was-before-he-started-lobbing-cantaloupes Here.]

* [[Shmuck Bait]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/putting-your-foot-in-it "Don't look at my feet."]

** Inverted [http://notalwaysright.com/wake-up-and-sell-the-coffee-part-2/12624 here.] The cashier suffers a severe allergic reaction and passes out. The customer thinks he's just faking it.

* [[Do You Want to Haggle?]]: The joke about [[Cloudcuckoolander]] haggling in the wrong direction is not entiraly baseless, as you can see [http://notalwaysright.com/more-than-you-bargained-for-part-3 here]. [http://notalwaysright.com/more-than-he-bargained-for Or here]. [http://notalwaysright.com/less-is-more-more-or-less Don't let them to fool you, fool yourself first].

* [[Yaoi Fangirl]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/pray-the-gay-to-stay/14285 This woman, in a seriously creepy way]. She actually wanted to show a toddler ''gay porn''. The actual gay person she told that to was not amused.

** [http://notalwaysright.com/they-have-incompatible-operating-systems This one], with an extra side of [[Everyone is Bi]] ("Even better!").