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* [[Funny Animal]]

 

=== 200 Radioactive Tarantulas with Jetpacks ===

* [[Mook]]: Dred Zeppelin has his own personal supply of Mooks in the form of chimps with brains in jars for heads.

* [[Rhino Rampage]]: And how – all the way to the finals, including two upset victories!

 

=== Heart Of Darkness / Hyperfauna ===

* [[Frickin' Laser Beams]]

* [[Heart Is an Awesome Power]]: Especially when combined with a tummy-mounted [[Wave Motion Gun]].

** {{spoiler|His second appearance is a [[Shout-Out]] to ''[[A Nightmare on Elm Street]].}}

* [[Wolverine Claws]]

... America's offering, which is very slow and in constant danger of overheating.

 

* {{spoiler|[[Cheaters Never Prosper]]: Subverted, this is Zoofights. If a creature is smart enough to cheat it's smart enough to win.}}

** {{spoiler|Ladies and gents, your King of Beasts}}

Four berserk, cannibalistic hippos that eat everything in their sight. {{spoiler|Now one berserk cannibalistic hippo/pangolin/human ''thing'' that eats everything in its sight.}}

 

{{quote|{{spoiler|Why, why, why did nobody stop to think before hauling the corpse of the most intact Hippo left after Round One into the quantum resurrection chamber and hitting the On Switch? The damnable machine fulfilled its purpose of disassembling the hippo at an atomic level and rebuilding it in a living state in the next room - but it also worked its grisly magic on the brute's entire stomach content. Tragically, this meant that the hippo, when reborn, was fused with the remains of eight crowd members and Sawz, the hapless pangolin who was devoured by it at the very start of their duel.}}}}

* [[Big Eater]] / [[Extreme Omnivore]]: Duh

* [[Ambiguous Gender]] / [[No Biological Sex]]: Gezora refers to itself as "it".

* [[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever]]: Gezora has not really attacked anyone. Yet.

* [[Cool Shades]]: Gezora has been sporting shutter-shades since supporting The Snapture ([[Alliteration|super!]]).

* [[Cordon Bleugh Chef]] / [[I Am a Humanitarian]]: Gezora has ''adventurous'' tastes.