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There are some [[Fanfic|Fan Fics]] that you won't forget. This is one of them. It is a ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fanfic, just like ''[[My Immortal]]''. It's [[So Bad
What fanfic are we talking about? Why, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Thirty Hs]'' of course. "Thirty Hs" isn't actually the fanfic's name; like everyone's favorite [[Eldritch Abomination]], it's just shorter and easier to remember than its real name of ''HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'', and can be pronounced without first contracting bronchitis.
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* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: The rape ape and [[Unfortunate Names|Rape Radbury]]. Nobody ever actually gets raped over the course of the story.
* [[Blatant Lies]]: This fic is tagged under Angst/Romance, and the characters as Bellatrix Lestrange and Seamus Finnigan.
* [[But You Screw One Goat!|But You Faggart One Sun]]:
{{quote| Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?}}
* [[Chainsaw Good]]: [[Rule of Cool|GROINSAWS]].
* [[Cluster F
* [[Corrupt Church]]: Possibly the inquisitors.
* [[Cow Tools]]: There are explicitly machines that have no purpose except for blinking lights and soft hums in the laboratory.
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* [[Earthshattering Kaboom]]: Harry "kills the fuck out of" two planets during the course of the story, and Dumblecop kicks another one in half.
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: Pretty much everyone.
* [[
* [[Satiating Sandwich]]: [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]] -- Harry does not like the "cabbagewich", which might explain why it was the last piece of food on the planet of Surf Ninjas.
* [[Wicked Weasel|Everything's Wicked With Weasels]]: The bald weasel with toothpicks for legs.
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* [[Follow the Leader]]: It's spawned a few imitators.
** The similarly hilarious/bizarre ''[[K-On]]'' fic whose title consists of [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5512238/1/ seventeen Fs].
** "[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6976756/1/PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP]" is a slightly [[Bowdlerize|Bowdlerized]] version set in the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' universe. It directly references Thirty Hs several times, but is considerably shorter and generally follows a different (but still royally fucked up) "plot", if you could call it that.
* [[Gag Penis]]: The Rape Ape's body is apparently made up entirely of these.
* [[Groin Attack]]: The [[Chainsaw Good|groinsaw]] probably counts as a bizarre inversion.
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** Even when it ended up on [http://fuckyeahbadfanfiction.tumblr.com/ Fuck Yeah Bad Fanfiction] it immediately got praised instead.
* [[Hellfire]]: Or rather, holy fuckfire. Harry can [[Wreathed in Flames|encase his fists as well as meteors in it]], in order to better kill the fuck out of things.
* [[Highly
* [[Humanoid Abomination]]:
** The scientist of the diapers, [[Glamour Failure|though he fails at being a convincing humanoid]].
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* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: Take the following sentence:
{{quote| '''Harry''': Gumbledorp, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them.}}
* [[Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja|Instant Awesome Just Add Surf Ninja]]
* [[Killed Off for Real]]: Harry has [[Omnicidal Maniac|killed everyone in the Universe several times]], yet Dobby has yet to reappear since Harry chopped his head off.
* [[Knight Templar]]: Harry is tortured by some [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|highly unexpected]] inquisitors, until they all realize they're men of the Lord.
* [[Last of His Kind]]: A rape ape. No, THE rape ape.
* [[Lawyer
* [[Leg Cannon]]: Dumblecop's leg is made of pistols. However, he doesn't shoot with it, preferring to kick planets in half.
* [[Makes Just As Much Sense in Context]]: Nothing that happens in this fic makes any sense at all.
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* [[Sinister Geometry]]: Demonic spheres, who rape you.
* [[Sir Not Appearing in This Trailer]]: [[Inverted Trope|Inverted]]. The fic is listed under the characters "[[Crack Pairing|Bellatrix L. & Seamus F.]]", neither of whom are even mentioned in the actual story.
* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]: The natural intersection of ludicrously [[Purple Prose]] and a [[Cluster F
{{quote| '''Dumblecop''': Is it a sin, should a man feel like [[Unusual Euphemism|faggarting]] a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|skewer't bypon ourn]] [[Unusual Euphemism|fagpoles]]?}}
* [[Space Base]]: [[Running Gag|Fumbledorp]] has a moon base, but it's ''[[Logic Bomb|not on a moon]]''. Considering everything else that happens it wouldn't be surprising if he built himself a [[That's No Moon|Death Star]].
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