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Enter the [[Military Mashup Machine]]. In reality, some of these would be [[Awesome but Impractical|far more expensive than practical]], with other existing military technologies being much easier to get the same results from, but [[Rule of Cool|if it looks cool]], why not present it as worthwhile?
 
While generally members of [[Speculative Fiction]] or [[Science Fiction]], these can also show up in [[Steampunk]] as well. See [[Airborne Aircraft Carrier]] and [[The Battlestar]] for specific [[Sub -Trope|Sub Tropes]].
 
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*** Big, but not exactly a land battleship.
** The Soviet [http://www.chamtec.com/t35gal.htm T-35] probably qualifies - a veritable Games Workshop Tank with five turrets, but about as much use as you might expect. This one got into series, though soon canceled as obsolete.
*** This was based on the Earlier British [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Vickers_A1E1_Independent:Vickers A1E1 Independent|A1E1]], which was about as successful. Nor was the t-35 the only offshoot, for the Russians also built the T-28 and T-100, the British built the Medium Mk I, and Medium Mk III, and even the Germans got in on the act with the Neubaufahrzeug, though having a greater presence of mind, cancelled the idea soon after.
*** The Soviet [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/:T-28 |T-28]], nicknamed ''Postivaunu'' (Stagecoach) by Finns in [[Winter War]]. Formidable three-turreted monster, but an abysmal failure in practise.
 
== [[Tabletop Games]] ==
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[G.I. Joe]]'' has had a number of these in toy form, although they rarely appeared in the cartoons. One of them, the General ([http[wikipedia://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_General (G.I._Joe Joe) |The Other Wiki link]]) did recieve the focus of an entire episode. Driven by the Russian guy no less. Go peristrokia.
* The Nazi wheel tank from the ''[[Justice League (Animation)|Justice League]]'' episode "The Savage Time". These were taken from the old ''[[Blackhawk]]'' comics during that time.
* [[Losing Your Head|Skullus]], one of the [[Evil Sorcerer|Evil Sorcerers]] from ''[[Thundarr the Barbarian (Animation)|Thundarr the Barbarian]]'', possesses [http://images.wikia.com/thundarr/images/b/bb/Skulluslandmachine.png a huge war machine] which runs the gamut from land battleship to [[Base On Wheels]]...er, treads.
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== [[Truth in Television]] ==
* Truth in Television once again. [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_aircraft_carrier:Submarine aircraft carrier|Everyone from the United States to Japan has toyed with making these]] at one point. Japan actually deployed at least two dozen such subs of three different designs by the end of World War II. Several were tasked with "doomsday" attacks on the American mainland using biological weapons, but these were never successfully developed and the subs were reassigned to attack the Panama Canal. Before they could actually act on these orders, the war ended and they were seized by the United States. Rather than allow the technology to fall into Russian hands per war alliance treaties, the Navy chose to [http://starbulletin.com/2005/03/20/news/story1.html scuttle the subs instead]. One of these subs became part of the plot for the [[Clive Cussler]] novel ''Black Wind'', in which it actually was carrying biological weapons.
 
== Amphibious Tanks ==
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== [[Truth in Television]] ==
* [[Truth in Television]] yet again; several sorts of [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/DD_tank:DD tank|amphibious tanks]] were designed, built and deployed in World War II. Likewise, a number of modern armored vehicles include amphibious capability, and most tanks can ford rivers using snorkels.
** A more extreme example is the German "Tauchpanzer" variant of the [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzer_IV:Panzer IV|Panzer IV]]: a tank capable of driving under 15 meters of water.
*** More extreme still was the gargantuan proposal ''Midgardsschlange'' for a 60,000 ton armoured, articulated ''train'' that could run on land, the bottom of the sea or even drill underground. It was designed by Nazi Germany in the 1930s and got to the vital asking for funding stage before the engineers involved were forced to go work on something sensible.
** The German ''[http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/:Seeteufel |Seeteufel]]'' design was an odd take on the "amphibious tank" concept, being practically a mini-submarine with tank threads. Proposed armament consisted of two torpedoes and a machine gun or a flamethrower. Not a practical design by any metric, but imagine the look on the Allied troops' faces when one of these would crawl up from a lake and start spouting flames at them.
** Don't forget that the Japanese also used them, although [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_2_Ka:Type 2 Ka-Mi |theirs]] [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_3_Ka:Type 3 Ka-Chi |floated]] rather than driving submerged.
** The [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/:PT-76 |PT-76]] is probably the most successful of modern amphibious tanks.
*** Arguably, its biggest success is in being cheap, lightweight, and armored enough to serve as an universal chassis for the whole lot of other Soviet vehicles, from self-propelled artillery to SAM launchers, adding more to its [[Military Mashup Machine]] status.
*** so, what you're saying is that In Soviet Russia, water full of Tank?
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== [[Literature]] ==
** The KingFisher in the ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'' novel ''The Indestructible Man'', a [[Captain Ersatz]] of everything Gerry Anderson ever did.
* [[Edgar Rice Burroughs]]' ''Beyond Thirty'' (alternate title ''The Lost Continent''): the protagonist is the captain of a Pan-American Navy "aero-sub" -- a submarine capable of [[Anti Gravity]] flight. Sadly, he doesn't have his vessel throughout most of the story, having been thrown overboard by a mutineer in the first chapter.
 
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* Dr. Claw's [[Cool Car]] in ''[[Inspector Gadget]]'' can turn into a jet or a submarine.
== [[Real Life]] ==
* The Soviet Union designed a [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_submarine:Flying submarine|flying submarine]] in the 1930s, but it was never actually built.
* The USA had [http://davidszondy.com/future/Flight/flying_sub.htm a similar idea].
 
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== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* The Cylon Resurrection Ship in ''[[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined (TV)|Battlestar Galactica Reimagined]]'' is a mobile ''people'' factory.
** More ''Galactica:'' Tyrol actually had his crew build a whole Viper out of spare parts onboard the ''Galactica,'' and a damn good one at that. In fact, due to the availability of pretty much any material ''but'' metal, it was also their only stealth ship.
** The civilian ships also had sewage treatment ships and mining ships.
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** These were mostly built because the Soviet Union couldn't afford to field full-fledged aircraft carrier battlegroups required to match the American ones. The missile cruisers were designed to approximate the versatility of an entire battlegroup.
** Also, if it is an aircraft carrier, it is denied passage through the Dardanelles by international treaty. If it is a cruiser that ''just happens'' to carry aircraft, it can pass.
* During [[WWII]], the [[Katanas of the Rising Sun|Imperial Japanese Navy]] experimented with hybrid battleship/carrier designs like the [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Ise_class_battleship:Ise class battleship|Ise-class battleships]]. Since the ''Ise''s were getting too outdated to use as proper battleships, the sterns were rebuilt for air operations while retaining the armament in hopes of getting a usable design. It really didn't work out: they were still too slow to keep with real aircraft carriers and ended up doing a whole lot of nothing.
* A number of American aircraft carriers in [[World War II]] had batteries of 8 inch guns to defend themselves from enemy warships. They were removed after it became apparent that enemy ships just weren't going to get close enough often enough for it to matter. Ironically, the ended up putting somewhat smaller 5 inch gun batteries on the carriers later to be used as anti-aircraft batteries.
* Indeed, many of the earliest aircraft carriers were less dedicated carriers and more conventional warships with flight decks put on them to see if they could get some effective use out of these newfangled flying contraptions. Several years of development of the idea ensued before they began to resemble the flat-topped ships we are familiar with today.
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== [[Literature]] ==
* [[Dale Brown]]'s EB-52 Megafortress and other machines that fall into the [[Cool Plane]] category are essentially mash-ups of heavy bombers and fighters. Since in real-life the most difficult changes would involve changing some programming lines in a radar's software and adapting the bomb bay to carry an ''[[Macross Missile Massacre|obscene]]'' [[Macross Missile Massacre|amount air-to-air missiles]], this concept [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/:B-1_Lancer1 Lancer#B-1R |just might]] become [[Truth in Television]] as well.
* Navy pinnaces in the ''[[Honor Harrington (Literature)|Honor Harrington]]'' series are the bastard children of the space shuttle and the B-1R mentioned above, scaled up to the size of a 747. They are interplanetary space craft, [[Space Marine]] assault ships and fighter-bombers rolled into one.
* From the [[EE Doc Smith]] [[Space Opera]] ''[[Lensman|First Lensman]]'':
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*** Many battleships were built before radar was around, so the seaplanes served the scouting function. Now that we have radar, the seaplanes have been replaced by helicopters to serve in the ASW role.
*** And then there [http://www.damninteresting.com/submersible-aircraft-carriers were] [http://www.regulus-missile.com/SubmarineWings.htm many] [http://www.navalofficer.com.au/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=288:carriersub&catid=44:submarines1&Itemid=80 attempts] to carry planes on a submarine, including Japanese "Sen Toku" with 3 torpedo-bombers.
** The unlucky French submarine [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Surcouf_:Surcouf (N_N_3)N N 3)|''Surcouf'']]. Touted as an "underwater cruiser" it was armed with ''two'' 203mm guns in a forward turret and 10 or 12 (accounts differ) torpedo tubes, and housed a scout seaplane in a hangar below decks to use the full range of those guns. It was also armed with a significant number of AA cannons and machine guns. However it never saw action: it was accidentally rammed by a US freighter off the coast of Cuba and sank with all hands.
* The Israeli [[Tank Goodness|Merkava]] is arguably a mild example, armed as well as any other main battle tank in the field AND capable of doubling as an APC. Some are even equipped as [[Deadly Doctor|ambulances]]. In practice, though, the Merkava's rear compartment is normally used to carry extra ammo for the main gun. On the other hand, it made adapting the Merkava chassis into a pure APC (something that would be virtually impossible with most modern main battle tanks) not only plausible but easy, resulting in the Namer (contraction of "Nagmash" (Hebrew for APC) and "Merkava"), the most heavily armored APC in current use.
* Successful real life example with the Russian MI-24 Hind helicopter, which was designed to combine the roles of a transport and attack helicopter. However, serving as a transport made it bigger and less maneuverable than a pure attack helicopter. Though in terms of pure straight-line speed it's still the fastest attack helicopter to ever go beyond the prototype stage.
* [http://www.diseno-art.com/encyclopedia/strange_vehicles/x-wing.html RSRA X-Wing]. (No, not [[Star Wars|that X-Wing]].) It's a plane! It's a helicopter! It's a plane ''and'' a helicopter!
* See [http://www.amazon.com/My-Tank-Fight-Zack-Parsons/dp/0806527587/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205083504&sr=8-1 My Tank is Fight!] for a look at flying tank ideas, among other [[Military Mashup Machine]] concepts from [[Real Life]].
* Several countries [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Winged_tank:Winged tank|experimented]] with flying tanks in ''[[World War II]]'', some included in the book above.
** If any practical real-world aircraft could get away with calling itself a flying tank, the [[Real Life/Cool Plane|A-10]] is it. Also, one even successfully shot down an Iraqi fighter with its [[Gatling Good|Avenger rotary cannon]] during the [[Gulf War]], even though not designed for air-to-air combat.
* Wouldn't be a complete article without mentioning [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_AC:Lockheed AC-130 |the AC-130]]. With the weapons load including a ''105mm howitzer'' it's is informally classified as a flying artillery platform. I mean just look at that thing.
* The AC-130 is cool, but similar attempt was done on at least two [http://www.stormbirds.net/variants262a1aU4.htm ME262], the Me262 A-1a/U4 variant, with 50mm Anti-tank cannon fitted on its nose. Consider WWII have light tanks with smaller cannons.
* The Boulton Paul Defiant: a WWII RAF fighter/interceptor with a machine gun turret behind the cockpit and no forward armament<ref> the turret guns ''could'' be triggered by the pilot, with the intention of allowing forward fire as in a standard fighter, but the cockpit was in the way, which forced the guns to elevate by 19 degrees when pointed forward. It would have been difficult to design a gunsight that would handle this, so the pilot ended up without one</ref>. The weight of the turret and gunner seriously impacted on the aircraft’s performance compared to other fighters, and it was still vulnerable to attack from beneath or dead ahead. Initially, the Defiant brought down quite a few rather surprised Luftwaffe pilots, <ref>many of whom confused it with the similarly-shaped Hawker Hurricane</ref> but once they knew what they were dealing with, they made mincemeat of it. <ref> The turret fighter concept had worked rather well back in the WWI era, with a number of successful models, particularly the RAF’s Bristol F.2 Fighter, which the Defiant was intended to emulate. However, that was the era of biplanes, open cockpits, top speeds a quarter of those in the WWII era, and rather more forgiving aerodynamics. Which, for instance, allowed the Bristol F.2 to be equipped with both a turret ''and'' a forward machine gun. By the time the practical limitations of the turret fighter in the WWII closed-cockpit arena had become apparent, a number of turreted versions of successful fighters (such as the Mosquito) were in the process of being designed or commissioned. None made it into service.</ref>
* Its a corvette! It's a heli carrier! It's a Landing ship! No it's a [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Freedom_:USS Freedom (LCS-1) |Littoral combat ship!]]
 
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