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Line 1: {{work}} {{Wikiquote quotes}} ===''The Algae's Always Greener'' [3.1b] (2002)===▼ ▲===''The Algae's Always Greener'' [3.1b] (2002)=== :'''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! Line 39 ⟶ 41: :'''Plankton''': AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! ''[rips off shirt]'' It's not worth it! It's just not worth it! Goodbye, everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy! ===''SpongeGuard on Duty'' [3.1b] (2002)=== :'''Larry''': ''[on being a lifeguard]'' You know, SpongeBob, the girls and the big chair are great, but the best part is knowing that you're the only thing standing between these good people ''[cuts to annual hot dog chug, then back]'' and a watery grave. And that's what it's all about. Their lives are in your hands now... 'Cause I got a date with a tanning booth! Line 61 ⟶ 63: :'''Patrick''': (inside Spongebob) Help, help! I'm drowning, I've got butt cramps, I still want ice cream, and now it's daaaark! ===''Club Spongebob'' [3.2a] (2002)=== :'''Squidward''': Oh yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the Magic Toenail. Line 93 ⟶ 95: :'''Squidward''': ''[looks defeated and exhausted]'' All... hail... the Magic Conch!(sits down with them) ===''My Pretty Seahorse'' [3.2b] (2002)=== * Mr. Krabs: "Believe me, boy. I know what its like to lose a friend."~~</br>~~ :'''SpongeBob''': "Really, Mr. Krabs?"~~</br>~~ :'''Mr. Krabs''': "I was five years old, me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar...loved it like a brother."~~</br>~~ :'''SpongeBob''': "What happened to the dollar, Mr. Krabs?"~~</br>~~ :'''Mr. Krabs''': Then one day, at the beach, (''Starts to sob'') IT WAS SO HOT...AND I WAS SO THIRSTY, I SPENT IT ON A SODAAA...UHHUHHUHHUH...MY BEST FRIEND!!! ===''Just One Bite'' [3.3a] (2001)=== :'''SpongeBob''': But it's good for you. Line 137 ⟶ 139: :'''Harold''': Thanks. (walks off and sits at his table) ===''[[wikipedia:Nasty Patty\|Nasty Patty]]'' [3.4a] (2002)=== :'''Realistic Fishhead''': We interrupt this can-can to bring you this important message. Line 187 ⟶ 189: :'''Narrator''': ''[at the end]'' Well, that's the story. Yes, they are all idiots, aren't they? ===''[[wikipedia:Idiot Box (SpongeBob SquarePants)\|Idiot Box]]'' [3.4b] (2002)=== :'''Squidward''': How are you doing that? Line 213 ⟶ 215: <hr width="50%"/> ===''Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV'' [3.5a] (2002)=== :''[The two are trying to reverse the effects of a shrink ray on Mermaid Man's utility belt]'' :'''Patrick:''': You know what the problem is? Line 224 ⟶ 226: :'''Spongebob''': Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you. ===''Snowball Effect'' [3.6a] (2002)=== :'''SpongeBob''': Squidward! You're just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and we'll defeat the Pink Menace! :'''Patrick''': That's me! Line 258 ⟶ 260: :'''Patrick''': ...That's okay. ===''One Krab's Trash'' [3.6b] (2002)=== :'''Patrick''': Hey, that looks like the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday! :'''Mr. Krabs''': Er... no! That's not a toilet plunger! It's an... ancient soup ladle! [Flips red part of plunger upside down.] Line 299 ⟶ 301: :'''Smitty''': That's disgusting! We just want the hat back! ===''As Seen on T.V.'' [3.7a] (2002)=== :'''Mr. Krabs, Pearl, & Squidward''': ''[singing]'' The Krusty Krab! Come spend your money here! Line 321 ⟶ 323: :'''Mr. Krabs''': I've never felt such a strange combination of pity, and ''indigestion''. ===''Can You Spare a Dime?'' [3.7b] (2002)=== :'''Spongebob''': Remember, if you need anything, i'm here for you, because you and me? We're like brothers, only closer.... Line 388 ⟶ 390: :'''Squidward''': No one would take them, so I had to EAT THEM! ''[Squidward's stomach is shown in the shape of a picture frame]'' ===''No Weenies Allowed'' [3.8a] (2002)=== :'''Sandy''': SpongeBob's acting jumpier than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel. Wait...what? Line 474 ⟶ 476: :'''SpongeBob''': Weenie Hut General?! ===''Squilliam Returns'' [3.8b] (2002)=== :'''Squidward''': Please, Mr. Krabs, you got to help me! When they get here tonight, they’re going to see I’m just a big phony and a loser! :'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, boo-hoo! Let me play a sad song for you on the world’s smallest violin. ''[music plays as he moves his claw together]'' Line 491 ⟶ 493: :'''Other Spongebob''': No! Please! I have three kids! ===''Krab Borg'' [3.9a] (2002)=== :'''SpongeBob''': Squidward's father... never hugged him... isn't that sad? Line 552 ⟶ 554: :'''Mr. Krabs''': GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, SQUIDWARD!!!!!!! ===''[[wikipedia:Rock-a-Bye Bivalve\|Rock-a-Bye Bivalve]]'' [3.9b] (2002)=== :'''SpongeBob''': I am a happy sponge! Line 591 ⟶ 593: :''[SpongeBob looks alarmed]'' ===''[[wikipedia:Wet Painters\|Wet Painters]]'' [3.10a] (2002)=== :''[Mr. Krabs sees the pandemonium SpongeBob and Patrick are causing in the Krusty Krab]'' Line 676 ⟶ 678: :'''Mr. Krabs''': Aw, crud. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it. ===''Krusty Krab Training Video'' [3.10b] (2002)=== :'''Patrick''': Squidward! Your ceiling is talking to me! Line 725 ⟶ 727: :'''Narrator''': Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over one Krabby Patty right? Haha, WRONG!!!!! ===''[[wikipedia:Party Pooper Pants\|Party Pooper Pants]]'' [3.11] (2002)=== :'''Patrick''': ''[reading his name tag that says, "HELLO, MY NAME IS PATRICK" upside down]'' Kirtap si eman, Y, M, O, 77, eh. I don't get it. Line 740 ⟶ 742: :'''SpongeBob''': I can take losing the topic cards and the phone in punchbowl, but I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAD THE BUNNY HOP! THIS IS A BUNCH OF BARNACLES! I'M BREAKING IN! ===''[[wikipedia:Chocolate with Nuts\|Chocolate with Nuts]]'' [3.12a] (2002)=== :'''SpongeBob''': Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. Line 758 ⟶ 760: :''[Patrick takes the photo]'' :'''Blue Fish''': You can keep that for $5. :'''Patrick''': ''[[holds up cash]]'' I'll take 10! <hr width=50%> :'''SpongeBob''': Good afternoon, sir. Can we interest you in some... ''[holds up chocolate bar]'' chocolate? Line 837 ⟶ 839: <hr width=50%> ===''[[wikipedia:Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V\|Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]'' [3.12b] (2002)=== :'''Barnacle Boy''': You've lost, Mermaid Man, and the Superhero/Supervillain Rulebook says you have to give in to my demands! Line 884 ⟶ 886: :'''Mr. Krabs''': Why should I waste money lighting the whole store? ===''[[wikipedia:Mid-Life Crustacean]]'' [14.a] (2002)=== :'''Mr. Krabs''': Well, little patty. We're two of a kind. We've both lost our luster." ''[eats patty]'' "Hmm...so THAT'S what I taste like." ===''[[wikipedia:New Student Starfish\|New Student Starfish]]'' [14.a] (2002)=== :''[SpongeBob and Patrick start punching. The class cheers, and then stops. SpongeBob and Patrick are fighting, but not touching each other]'' Line 920 ⟶ 922: :'''Patrick''': Hi. ===''Clams'' [3.13b] (2002)=== :'''SpongeBob''': Poor Mr. Krabs, gone forever out of our lives... ''[crying]'' Why couldn't it have been me?! Line 939 ⟶ 941: :'''Spongebob''' (shows that he's wearing the aforementioned lipstick): Actually, it's Coral Blue Number Three! ''[Squidward smacks him in the head]'' ===''[[wikipedia:The Great Snail Race\|The Great Snail Race]]'' [3.15a] (2003)=== :'''Patrick''': ''[to his pet rock at the race track]'' Don't worry Rocky. Take your time. Line 991 ⟶ 993: :'''Sandy''': THAT'S FOR YESTERDAY, SQUAREPANTS! ===''Born Again Krabs'' [3.16a]=== :'''Mr. Krabs''': Look Squidward! Money! Line 1,007 ⟶ 1,009: <br />'''SpongeBob''': Mr Krabs! ===''I Had an Accident'' [3.16b] (2003)=== :'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Sandy, watch me do the Grouchy Squidward. Line 1,043 ⟶ 1,045: <hr width="50%"/> ===''Krabby Land'' [3.17a] (2004)=== :'''Mr. Krabs''': Krabby Land: Where a kid can have fun...for the right price! Line 1,051 ⟶ 1,053: :'''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, I ain't cheap! ''[rubs the clown nose on his shirt, which turns out red]'' Now, put this tomato in the oven before it spoils. ===''[[wikipedia:The Camping Episode\|The Camping Episode]]'' [3.17b] (2004)=== :'''Squidward''': Ah, Squidward, you've waited a long time for this. A soft bed, warm tea, a good book, and two whole days with no ''[imitates SpongeBob's laugh]''. Line 1,173 ⟶ 1,175: :'''Patrick''': Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb! === ''[[wikipedia:Plankton's Army\|Plankton's Army]]'' [3.18a] (2004)=== :'''Squidward''': Let me guess. It's at home. Under your mattress. Line 1,245 ⟶ 1,247: :'''Plankton''': Good. Ahem, to continue. (''turns away from Karen; he doesn't see the screen she brings down behind him; the word "SHELDON" appears on the screen'') Only you can bring honor... (''the family laughs, Plankton turns around to look at the screen; it is blank'') ...and dignity... (''the word "SHELDON", with a finger pointing at plankton, appears; the group laughs and Plankton turns around to look at the screen, which is now blank'') ...back to the Plankton family. (''as soon as Plankton speaks, another "SHELDON" sign appears, with an arrow pointing at Plankton; he turns around to look at the screen and shakes with fury; as he starts to speak, another "SHELDON" sign appears'') For years, it has been my goal to acquire the secret formula for... AHA!(''points at the screen'') THAT'S IT! (''unplugs Karen'') Bottom line: we invade the Krusty Krab so I can steal the formula. ===''[[wikipedia:Missing Identity\|Missing Identity]]'' [3.18b] (2004)=== :'''SpongeBob''': The most important meal of the day; serving it up Gary's way! BAA! Enjoy buddy. Hmm, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. ''[tastes the snail food; his face turns green]'' BLEHHHHHHHH!Echos Line 1,252 ⟶ 1,254: :'''Peterson''': I don't know, I feel...a disturbance. ===''The Sponge Who Could Fly'' [2.19] (2003)=== :'''Old Man Jenkins''': I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines! Line 1,264 ⟶ 1,266: :'''SpongeBob''': Well, it was fun while it lasted. ===''SpongeBob Meets the Strangler'' [3.20a] (2004)=== :'''Squidward''': Another day, another migraine. ''[laughs]'' Mi-- Line 1,298 ⟶ 1,300: :'''Spongebob''': Oh bodyguard, my body is in your guarding hands ===''[[wikipedia:Pranks a Lot\|Pranks a Lot]]'' [3.20b] (2004)=== :''[SpongeBob and Patrick are fighting over the invisible paint, they accidentally make their clothes disappear] Line 1,322 ⟶ 1,324: [[Category:Quotes]] [[Category:Pages Needing Cleanup]] [[Category:Pages originally copied from Wikiquote]]