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===''[[wikipedia:Fear of a Krabby Patty|Fear of a Krabby Patty]]'' [4.1a] (2005)===▼
:''[After so many days running 24 hours]''
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:'''Mr. Krabs''': No more 24 hour shifts, 'cause 23 hours will be plenty!
:'''SpongeBob''': Dirty Bubble, say your prayers!
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:'''Patrick''': SpongeBob! I just remembered! Back at the craft store, I saw...!! These huge chunks of balsa wood! They were AWESOME!
:'''Carl''': Hey fellas! What's going on over here?
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:'''Woman''': ''[looks down into half eaten Krabby Patty]'' OH!!
:'''Guard''': Right this way.
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:'''Patrick''': ''[stomach growls]'' What does a guy have to do to get some mutton around here? I'm starving!
:'''Mermaid Man''': Bonko!
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:'''Sandy''': Did somebody say "boom"?! ''[blows up movie set with dynamite]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': PLANKTON!
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:'''Plankton''': ''[holds up a telephone directory]'' It's on the back of the phone book. Come on, I paid a lot of money for that ad! Never mind, never mind. So, tell me about ''you''.
:'''Patrick''': ''[to Squidward]'' May I suggest that on the seventh bar of the 'Adagio Andante' that you add a little fortissimo on the arpeggiated B flat scale.
:'''Squidward''': Wow, I never thought to do it like that!
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:''[They hug each other]''
:'''Patrick''': I'd like a Krabby Patty.
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:'''Squidward''': Oh, boy...
:'''Sergeant Roderick''': ''[smashes through the door]'' Hello, worthless students! ''[SpongeBob shivers in fear]'' I'm your new instructor. ''[smashes Mrs. Puff's nametag]'' No one's ever failed my class, that's lived through it. I can assure you these next four weeks will be the worst years of your miserable lives. Your spines will break, your teeth will ache, your eyes will be bloodshot! ''[students groan in discomfort]'' You will drive out of this school in style, or you will be carted out in your granny's handbasket. Everyone will follow the rules of the class. First rule: No talking!
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:'''Mrs. Puff''': It's okay... Mr. Fitz gave me my teaching certificate back...and your dossier was destroyed in the explosion... ''[trembling voice]'' so, it's as if you ''never failed''!
:'''SpongeBob''': On the count three, we flip. Ready? One, two, three! Spat? '''WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
:'''SpongeBob and Baby''': '''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
:'''SpongeBob''': '''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' ''[pants]'' '''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
:'''Therapist''': Hmm, hmm. Hmm, hmm. Go on.
:'''SpongeBob''': '''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
:'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': '''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
:'''SpongeBob''': [''while the real SpongeBob is sobbing on the floor''] All that glitters is not gold.
:'''Plankton''': ''[to wishing well]'' I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish - nay, my ''command'' - is to be taller! Just a little. Just big enough so I can crush my enemies like the vermin they are!
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:'''Squidward''': Come on Spongebob this hole's not going to dig its self. [''Adds to himself''] And I'm sertanily not going to do it.
:'''Patrick''': ''[puts his finger in his head]'' Huh, I didn't even know I had an ear.
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:'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, you're scaring me! ''[screams]'' ''[SpongeBob laughs maniacally as he continues towards Patrick]''
:'''Announcer''': Congratulations. You are the one millionth person to pass the test.
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:'''Patrick''': The horn ''still'' works!!
:'''Squidward''': Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?
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:'''SpongeBob''': Me, annoying? ''[starts laughing annoyingly]'' Yeah, right.
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:'''Mr Krabs''': Wait! Don't you wanna spend your money?
:'''Old Guy''': Don't you wanna kiss the seat of my pants?
:'''SpongeBob''': [singing]
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